Found 4,337 quotes starting with W:


Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
– John McCain
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
– Clifford Stoll
Why is it OK to kiss someone in the mouth but not OK to drink from the water bottle?
– Vikrant Parsai
Why is it so painful to watch a person sink? Because there is something unnatural in it, for nature demands personal progress, evolution, and every backward step means wasted energy.
– August Strindberg
Why is it that an ordinary clerk has to pass the examination for clerkship, a police constable has to go through training as a recruit before he could be commissioned and on the other hand vegetable-selling middlemen, good-for-nothing fuedals and imbecile merchants go sit in the Assemblies directly and start legisltating and some even become members of the cabinet
– Ibn-e-Safi
Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
– Albert Einstein
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person
– Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
– Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers are the most effectual?
– Pliny the Elder
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
– Mark Twain
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
– Ernest Gaines
Why is it that, as we grow older, we are so relunctant to change It is not so much that new ideas are painful, for they are not. It is that old ideas are seldom entirely false, but have truth, great truth in them. The justification for conservatism is the desire to preserve the truths and standards of the past its dangers, of which we are seldom aware, is that in preserving those values, we may miss the infinitely greater riches that lie in the future.
– Dr. Dale E. Turner
Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
– Lily Tomlin
Why is my existence so perfect with dark places? And why do I no longer care?
– Lemuel W. H. Ranier
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
– George Carlin
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
– Charles Lauller
Why is this thus What is the reason for this thusness
– Artemus Ward
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
– Artemus Ward
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet
– Lily Tomlin
Why keep on enacting laws when we already have more than we can break.
– Author Unknown
Why learn at all if one day we will die and forget everything
– Unknown
Why love if losing hurts so much We love to know that we are not alone.
– Clive Staples Lewis
Why not be oneself That is the whole secret of a successful appearance. If one is a greyhound why try to look like a Pekinese
– Edith Sitwell
Why not go out on a limb Isn't that where the fruit is
– Frank Scully

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