How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

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Barney:
Booger.

Ted:
Yes, hello Barney.

Robin:
Barney's offering me 50 bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.

Barney:
Not some stupid word. Booger.

Robin:
But I am not doing it. I am a journalist.

Barney:
What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys. That's not journalism. That's just things in a diaper.

Robin:
For your information, my boss is about to bump me up to... the City Hall beat.

Lily:
City Hall! Miss Thang!

Robin:
So, I'm not going to jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for 50 bucks.

Barney:
Of course not. Because now you're saying "nipple", and it's a hundred. [motions with finger] Step into my web.

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