Angel, Season 4

[Connor walks up to the cage where Angelus is sitting on the floor in a dark corner. Connor just glares at Angelus.]

Connor:
Everyone's afraid of you.

Angelus:
Is that my shirt?

Connor:
Not anymore.

Angelus:
Looks good on you, son.

Connor:
[smirks] So did Cordy.

Angelus:
She looks good on everybody.

Connor:
Angel warned me about you. Said I should remember you're not my real father.

Angelus:
Yeah, that was a nice speech. Touching. I think it ended with you promising to kill me.

Connor:
I remember.

Angelus:
Kind of unnecessary, don't you think? I mean, with your track-record, I'll be staking myself by the end of the day.

Connor:
It's fine by me.

Angelus:
Darla felt the same way. It made her sick, you squirming inside her. So, she jammed a stake in her own heart, just so she wouldn't have to hear your first whiny breath.

Connor:
You don't know anything.

Angelus:
Then there was Holtz. It disappointed him so much that he stabbed himself in the neck.

Connor:
My fa...Holtz was a good man. All he ever wanted was for you to get the punishment you deserve. And you will.

Angelus:
When you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. (gasps) Screwing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hmm...there should be a play.

Connor:
You think I care what you say? Angel told me how you'd try to hurt me, how you aren't my real dad, just some animal in a cage. Angel's my dad.

Angelus:
I'm gonna cry.

Connor:
That's what he told me. And he thought I believed him. The truth is, Angel's just something that you're forced to wear. You're my real father.