Malcolm in the Middle, Season 3

[Francis is trying to make sense of a totem pole]

Francis:
I've fasted, I've meditated, I got frostbite spending a night in the wilderness! I just wanna know what to do! What am I missing?! The wolf...that's loyalty. And the eagle...keen sight...insight! And the frog is...bug eating! WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! Please just give me a sign, or a signal or something! [The door bursts open and an Inuit man steps in] Oh my god!

Inuit Man:
You the dirtbag that took my pole?! That's my pole, I want it back!

Francis:
Oh, of course. I'm sorry. Listen, I didn't take it but please, I'm going crazy; can you tell me what it means?

Inuit Man:
Well, if I hit it, it means I'm five inches away from the back of my car port.

Francis:
What? You use this as a wheel-stop? This beautiful, sacred thing?

Inuit Man:
Sacred? It's a decoration, like a coat of arms or a story book. It's a pretty chunk of wood that my kids helped me carve on a nice Saturday afternoon.

Francis:
But you can't tell me you can't feel the energy!

Inuit Man:
You white boys are all the same. [sarcastic] I've got dark skin, so I must dance with the bears and listen to the spirits of the wind! [angry] I've got news for you, pal: I work for a living! I'm a Baptist and I'm proud of it! Oh, and I have only one word for snow...SNOW!