Mr. Bean

[Bean is playing Bingo with a mouthful of water and a goldfish]

Caller:
Everyone's ready. Eyes down. The first one is on white, and it's five and seven, 57. Green, seven and four, 74. White, five and seven, 57. Yellow, one and seven, 17. Red, lucky number, number seven. Green, seven and two, 72. Blue, three and two, 32. And blue, three and five, 35. Blue, three and seven, 37. White, 6-0, white 60. Yellow, two and five, 25. White, five and four, 54.

(Bean clicks 54 on his board)

Caller:
Green, seven and one, 71. Yellow, two and three, 23.

Caller:
Green any way round 69.

(Bean clicks 69 on his board, forming a foward diagonal bingo.)

Mr. Bean:
(Swallows goldfish) Bingo!

(Bean spits out the goldfish and water, landing onto a fishbowl with another fish.)