Army Wives, Season 3

Lindsay:
[walks over] Hey, what are y'all celebrating?

PFC Brian Day:
[points to Trevor] This man just made Sergeant.

Lindsay:
[flirtatiously] Ooooh. Well, does the sergeant speak for himself? [reaches hand out] Hi, I'm Lindsay. What's your name?

Trevor:
[shakes hand] I'm Trevor.

Lindsay:
Tell me more, Sergeant Trevor, I'm very interested.

Roxy:
[cuts in while Trevor drinks from his bottle, smiles at Lindsay] He's very married! [jokingly to Trevor] You're in big trouble, Mister!

[Trevor laughs and follows her out]

PFC Day:
[to Lindsay] Hey, I'm not married.

Lindsay:
Oh yeah? What are you?

PFC Day:
Private First Class Brian Day, at your service.

Lindsay:
Private? [scoffs] As if!

[Sailors sitting behind PFC Day laugh]

Petty Officer:
Guess the lady knows dog meat when she smells it.

[A fight breaks out between PFC Day and the sailors. Trevor and his friends drag PFC Day out through the back door.]

Roland:
[in amazement] The Hump is officially banned!