NCIS, Season Two

Tony:
Anyone, and I mean anyone, know when the air conditioner is getting fixed? What about the name of the genius who invented windows that don't open? Like, what are we on - a space ship? Windows should open!

Kate:
(checks him out admiringly) Ooh! Have you been working out?

Tony:
(not believing she was checking him out) All summer long. (sarcastically) Thanks for finally noticing!

Kate:
No. I meant right now. Cause you're sweating like a pig and it's not very (whispers) attractive! (sits down then jumps up again) Aah!

McGee:
(looking up Kate's skirt) Good morning...(realises who he's talking to) Agent Todd!

Kate:
(annoyed) McGee?

McGee:
(nervous) Yeah

Kate:
You have ten seconds to tell me what you're doing down there!

McGee:
I'm upgrading the computer system and...uh (struggles to thimk of what else to say)

Kate:
Time's up! (starts pulling hit to his feet by his ears)

McGee:
N...n...no! I wasn't looking! Ahh! I wasn't looking!

Gibbs:
(walking in) Tony. Did I just see what i thought i saw?

Tony:
(thinking he meant Kate and McGee) Um...out of respect for my co-workers. I'd have to say "yes you did" and it's kind of disturbing!

Gibbs:
I agree! Put your damn shirt on! this is an office building, not a gym! (notices McGee) Damnit McGee. Why are you still here?

McGee:
The air conditioner's been turned off and it won't get turned on till the network's back on!

Gibbs:
And you think it's acceptable to be crawling around all day...by youself?

McGee:
I just wanted it fixed before I returned to Norfolk!

Gibbs:
You have any idea where thinking like this is going to lead you? (McGee looks very nervous as he waits for an answer)

Tony:
Yeah, do you, McGee?

Gibbs:
Promotion. You need any help, you ask Tony. It looks like he could use a workout.

McGee:
It's not that hard so i'll probably do it myself!

Tony:
Good answer!

Kate:
Don't let him intimidate you, McGee, that's my job today. (the phone rings and she answers it annoyed) Agent Todd!

McGee:
(to Tony) I didn't look!

Tony:
Oh, I believe you. But let me ask you this. (trying to get him to answer) Is she a pantyhose or a thong girl? Cause I'm thinking thong! (winces as Kate elbows him in the gut)

Kate:
We;ve got a problem Gibbs!

Gibbs:
[smashing cell phone on desk] God, I hate this thing! (he hits it again making Kate jump) It's crap!

Kate:
There's a secretary from the Pentagon downstairs and she claims her boss is being held hostage by his computer.

Gibbs:
See? [holds up smashed phone] There's a reason I didn't trust these things. [tosses it to McGee] Here, reboot that or something. [to Kate] Send her up.

McGee:
Reboot it?

Kate:
Or you can do what we always do.

[Tony pulls a box out of a filing cabinet drawer filled with new, unopened phones and hands it to McGee]

Tony:
It's his third one this month.