Saturday Night Live, Season 16

[The Happy Fun Ball sketch]

Kid 1:
It's happy!

Kid 2:
It's fun!

Kid 1, Kid 2, Kid 3:
It's Happy Fun Ball!

Announcer:
Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball! The toy sensation that's sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Announcer:
[suddenly, in a serious tone] Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Announcer:
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Announcer:
Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Announcer:
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Announcer:
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremites, loss of balance and coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations.

Announcer:
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Announcer:
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

Announcer:
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Inc., and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Announcer:
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball includes an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, probably from outer space.

Announcer:
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Announcer:
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Announcer:
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.

Announcer:
[back in energetic tone again] Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!