The Big Bang Theory, Season 1

The Big Bang Theory (2007-) is an American television show, airing on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists and their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dha… more »

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Penny:
[on phone] How about this: you keep him there a little longer, and when you get to the party, I'll point out which of my friends are easy.

Howard:
[long pause] Don't toy with me, woman.

Penny:
I've got a hot former fat girl with no self-esteem, I got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around, and an alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.

Howard:
Thy will be done. [Hangs up, takes out granola bar with peanuts, to which he is allergic, and looks to his crotch] I'm doing this for you, little buddy.

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