Bottom, Series 1

Shop Assistant:
Can i help you, sir?

Eddie:
This is a sex shop, isn't it?

Shop Assistant:
Yes.

Eddie:
(slaps money down) I'll have five quids worth then!

Shop Assistant:
Very droll, sir, I've never heard that one before.

Eddie:
Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?

Shop Assistant:
No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.

Eddie:
You've been working here too long mate.