Two and a Half Men, Season 4

[Charlie is in bed with three women]

Alan:
Listen, I-- I really need to talk to you. Can you come downstairs?

Charlie:
Sure. Give me... an hour and a half.

Alan:
An hour and a half?

Charlie:
I know it's a little rushed, but we're on a tight schedule here! Tina's got homework, Cindy's got to meet her fiancé, and Marie... well, Marie's on the clock.

Alan:
You already had two women in bed and you felt the need to call a professional?

Charlie:
Better safe than sorry.