JonesDisabledDeadSon'sBum

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JonesDisabledDeadSon'sBum
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  May 2023     1 year ago

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I was JonesDisabledDeadSon's bum, and it's pleasing for me to say LocalBumToucher did a good job massaging me. Solid 9/10 for that. On the other hand, the inside of the coffin looks like rat shit! Good thing I'm biodegradable and can rot. Sure would like some crystal meth with me right now... 

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