United States comedian (born in England) who appeared in films with Bing Crosby (1903-2003)
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.
– Bob Hope
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Quotes from the news wire:
We don’t eat dogs.
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