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The Firesign Theatre is an American comedy troupe consisting of Phil Austin, Peter Bergman, David Ossman, and Philip Proctor

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  • chainsaw_c
    "Violins, Flotsam! Violins!"
    LikeReply6 months ago
  • richardh.33693
    In 1973 my next door neighbor in Birmingham, Michigan had shoulder length black hair. He showed me how he tucked it up under a short haired wig to keep his job at the fastener factory. He told me about FST and invited me over one day and said, "I gotta go to work. Check these out." He turned on the stereo, then he left me alone with five or six albums, a bong, and a bowl of weed. I played one after another through the entire stack. In the end, I had no idea what I was listening to, and had completely lost track of any of it. Coulda been too much weed... Ya think?

    But I got my own FST albums, and after a few years of listening to them every little sound made sense. If I were to introduce anyone to the opus myself, I wouldn't start with Waiting for the Electrician (or Someone Like Him), but rather Everything You Know Is Wrong to soften them up. Younger folk these days will need some history lessons to dig a lot of the albums.

    top me if I've told you this. In 1975, I was in a three month run of "Arsenic and Old Lace"--two different characters, one middle-aged and one ancient. I was in the first five minutes and the last ten minutes of this two and a half hour play. So I had lots of time between my first and second appearance. I spent those two hours painting on wrinkles for my second character, the old one, who drinks the poison at the end. (oops--spoiler alert). I couldn't watch tv while I worked, as I had to look into the mirror. So I played my cassettes of Firesign albums. One after another. Fifteen weeks. And always something new to discover. Thanks guys.

    PS Ca. 1997, I was hired to play Mark Twain for CNA Insurance, and also to help cast other Mark Twain impersonators for a national event. One of them was our own dear David Ossman--I had the honor of talking to him over the phone, but not of meeting him in person. Still, an honor.
    LikeReply2 years ago
  • PoppaBear
    "Don't say no to yesterday instead of yes to knowing it all."
    LikeReply 22 years ago
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  • Robin Lowe
    Robin Lowe
    I...I know what you must all be thinking...that Random's never coming home, that Skipper's better off the way he is...and Candy's GOING TO HELL!
    LikeReply 14 years ago
  • David Jodrey
    David Jodrey
    THIS is the future. You got to LIVE it, or LIVE WITH it.
    LikeReply 14 years ago
  • Will Morgan
    Will Morgan
    brew haha?
    LikeReply 14 years ago
    • BlenheimBard
      Or is it 'Brouhaha"? (Mwa-ha-ha.)
      LikeReply8 months ago
  • Robert B. Stevenson
    Robert B. Stevenson
    I'm high on the real thing, a clean windshield and a full tank of gas.
    LikeReply 14 years ago
    • David Jodrey
      David Jodrey
      and a shoeshine
      LikeReply 34 years ago

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