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Gerald Francis "Jerry" Coleman (born September 14, 1924) is a former Major League Baseball second baseman and, currently, a play-by-play announcer for the San Diego Padres

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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.

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And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.

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At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

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At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

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Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.

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Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

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Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

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From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

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Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.

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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

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Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

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He can be lethal death.

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Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

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I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.

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I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

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I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.

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If ever an error had 'F' written on it, that grounder did.

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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

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It's a basehit on the error by Roberts.

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It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.

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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

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Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.

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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

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Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

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McCovey swings and misses, and its fouled back

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Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

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Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.

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Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

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Ozzie Smith just made a play that I have never seen before. And he's done it more times than anyone else.

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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

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Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

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Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

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Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a squirrel.

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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

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That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

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That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres -- two doubles and a triple.

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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

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The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

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There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

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There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.

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There's a high pop-up behind second. Richardson has got it and he's under it.

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There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

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There's two heads to every coin.

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They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.

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They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

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Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.

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Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.

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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.

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Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was gonna that fast.

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