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Stephen Colbert

Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American political satirist, writer, comedian, television host, and actor.

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Ouch, Fox News ! You pledged to be there for him, for better or worse.

– Stephen Colbert

Found on CNN 5 days ago Top News

I know there's some polls out there saying that this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

– Stephen Colbert

Found on CNN 1 month ago Top News

I say troubling news because if Donald Trump is not working with the Russians then what the hell is wrong with Donald Trump ? if they don't have anything on Robert Mueller, why does Robert Mueller keep saying nice things about Vladimir Putin ?

– Stephen Colbert

Found on CNN 3 months ago Top News

I've said one or two things about Donald Trump, like how he's a terrible president, so... I'm just going to bite the bullet and say it : Mr. President if you're watching, and I know you are, I'm sorry that you're a terrible president.

– Stephen Colbert

Found on CNN 3 months ago Top News

I'm grateful to CNN for writing this article. The press is not the enemy of the people, this is why you want a free press, this is why you want investigative journalism. It's to make sure that government and companies and people are accountable for their actions.

– Stephen Colbert

Found on CNN 8 months ago Entertainment

At the heart of so many of our public discussions right now is the story of powerful men protecting other men in power, and there are a lot of examples of this.

– Stephen Colbert

Found on CNN 8 months ago Entertainment

I never thought I’d say this, but you’re only 81! You know what they say, they say 81 is the new 79. And don’t tell me your mind’s going. Because I’ve read Bush v. Gore and Citizens United, you never had one, oh, we are supremely screwed.

– Stephen Colbert

Found on FOX News 12 months ago Latest Headlines

Now usually for me to talk about a news story on this show, especially a tragic one, it has to be something that everybody's already talking about... But this story is different, because this is the conversation everyone should be having, i would cite Stephen Colbert to the Apostle Paul and his clear and wise command in Romans 13 to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes.

– Stephen Colbert

Found on CNN 1 year ago Entertainment

Hey, don't bring God into this, but if he just read a little bit further into Romans 13:10,' Love thy neighbor as thyself. Love does no harm to a neighbor. Therefore, love is the fulfillment of the law.'.

– Stephen Colbert

Found on CNN 1 year ago Entertainment

Examples of men who were not held accountable for their behavior, especially men in power with younger women or people who worked for them, is worthy of being readjudicated or adjudicated for the first time, no matter how long ago it happened.

– Stephen Colbert

Found on FOX News 1 year ago Latest Headlines

Hmmm – a couple of spanks and Trump started acting more appropriate. John Kelly, you know what to do.

– Stephen Colbert