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I'm grateful to CNN for writing this article. The press is not the enemy of the people, this is why you want a free press, this is why you want investigative journalism. It's to make sure that government and companies and people are accountable for their actions.
Found on CNN 1 year ago
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At the heart of so many of our public discussions right now is the story of powerful men protecting other men in power, and there are a lot of examples of this.
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I never thought I’d say this, but you’re only 81! You know what they say, they say 81 is the new 79. And don’t tell me your mind’s going. Because I’ve read Bush v. Gore and Citizens United, you never had one, oh, we are supremely screwed.
Found on FOX News 1 year ago
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Now usually for me to talk about a news story on this show, especially a tragic one, it has to be something that everybody's already talking about... But this story is different, because this is the conversation everyone should be having, i would cite Stephen Colbert to the Apostle Paul and his clear and wise command in Romans 13 to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes.
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Hey, don't bring God into this, but if he just read a little bit further into Romans 13:10,' Love thy neighbor as thyself. Love does no harm to a neighbor. Therefore, love is the fulfillment of the law.'.
Found on CNN 1 year ago
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Examples of men who were not held accountable for their behavior, especially men in power with younger women or people who worked for them, is worthy of being readjudicated or adjudicated for the first time, no matter how long ago it happened.
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Hmmm – a couple of spanks and Trump started acting more appropriate. John Kelly, you know what to do.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
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And I’m like, ‘It’s still not over? His awfulness is still happening?’.
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Classic defense. ' How can I be racist ? I have pictures with black people,'.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
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The way I was going to approach talking to him about this subject, which I knew he didn’t want to talk about, was people in the movie talk about rumors of sexual impropriety by one of the characters. At like minute 42, one of the characters says ‘can you separate the artist from the rumors about him?’ How would you answer that question? That was going to be my tack.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
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I guess there are no good people left, so let’s just get it over with, just tell us whatever you did, Jimmy Carter ! Barack Obama ! Tom Hanks ! Malala !
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
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No. Your movie‘Stuart Saves His Family ’ was intended to be funny but was n’t, that photo was intended to embarrass His Family '. That’s why he did it while His Family ' was asleep.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
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Now, if you saw my monologue Monday, you know that I was a little upset at Donald Trump forinsulting a friend of mine, so at the end of that monologue I had a few choice insults for the president in return. I don’t regret that. He, I believe, can take care of himself. I have jokes; he has the launch codes. So, it’s a fair fight. So while I would do it again, I would change a few words that were cruder than they needed to be.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
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We couldn't explain to anyone how the world was different now, we had no vocabulary for what you showed us.
Found on FOX News 5 years ago
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They work best on a big screen, if you want to see it on a cellphone, that's fine with me, but it won't be the full experience.
Found on FOX News 5 years ago
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We had no vocabulary for what you showed us.
Found on FOX News 5 years ago
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