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A Soulution to Rubik's Cube is not a series of individual good guesses, each surmounting move has twelve to one odds against success. It is a series of perplexed movements or algorithms that form a coherent method of returning back to it's original (correct) state.

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All religions are a scam . . . except for yours of course.

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All things happen for a reason . . . even No Reason is still a reason.

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Any Terrorist living in the US will either leave or the people of the United States will eliminate you.

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Be happy with what you have while working for what you want.

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Does anyone know when they are going to come out with the new Mayan Calender?

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Every 7 seconds there is a woman somewhere in the world giving birth to a child. We must find that woman and stop her!

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Everybody wants to go to heaven . . . nobody wants to die!

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Evil people can not see the evil in others because of their own evil.

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Excuse me, but can you be a little more vague?

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Humans are the only creatures that have the ability to forgive.

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I asked God if He could hear me . . . He said "No".

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I don't believe in reincarnation, but then again I didn't believe in it last time either.

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I found that life will go on pretty much with or with out you.

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I know what it takes to become a millionaire . . . a million bucks!

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I wish I had a million dollars for every time I wished I had a million dollars.

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I'm not looking for someone who I can live with, I'm looking for someone who I can't live without.

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Most of what I know I forgot.

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One time I was at the Doctors office and the Doctor asked me if I was allergic to anything. I said "Yes, poison.

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Socialism is the ultimate ponzi scheme.

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Sometimes it's the educated people that are the stupidest people.

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There are two reasons why a person does something, one that sounds good and the real one.

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This is my backup plan.

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Translogic: A comment or statement that sounds logical and makes sense at the time it is said but when later closely examined it actually makes no sense at all.

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Two wrongs don't make a right but Three lefts do.

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I'm making some changes in my life. If you don't hear back from me . . . you're one of them.

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Ugly people look prettier in the dark.

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Even unconditional love has it's conditions.

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You are not truly rich until you have something that money can't buy.

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I had an out a body experience once and when I returned someone else was there.

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I use to put ant poison on my front lawn but I actually found that putting sugar on my neighbor's lawn works just as well.

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Money can't buy love but it can sure buy a nice frickin mattress.

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Sorry . . . I can't help stupid.

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I became a comedian because I couldn't make it as a Porn Star.

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I'm not afraid of falling . . . I'm afraid of landing.

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When I was young my Dad told me that Alcohol kills thousands of brain cells and he said, "son . . . you're not the smartest kid in your class"!

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Cultural Values Determine Behavior.

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Four out of Five Dentist think that the Fifth Dentist is an idiot.

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If you believe that the Bible has all the answers maybe you're not asking the right questions.

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Sex is only 10% of a Good Marriage but it's 90% of a Bad One.

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Why walk to work when you can take your lunch?

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Why when you have 31 Flavors stick with Rocky Road?

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Five is a Four letter word.

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If you really want to master something, it's best to learn from a Master.

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Strangers have the best candy.

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Once I had a dream that I was sleeping.

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When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out over a soccer field so that the kids can kick my ash.

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Never regret something that truly made you happy.

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A civil war is anything but civil.

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A few years ago I made a New Years Resolution never to make another New Years Resolution again and so far it's the only one that I have actually kept.

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A gift isn't yours until you take it.

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Alright, who's the wise guy who turned the light out at the end of my tunnel?

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Are you suppose to wear swimming trunks when you are in the car pool lane?

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Be happy with what you have while working for what you want.

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Be sure to look out for number One while not stepping in number Two.

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Better to have the right person at the wrong time than to never had met them at all.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most birthdays live the longest.

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Charity should be given to those who need it not those who want it.

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Clowns taste funny.

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Death is the ultimate test of ones faith.

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Do you think that Jesus looked both ways before crossing?

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Do you want to be extraordinary? Do extraordinary things.

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Do you want to be extraordinary? Do extraordinary things.

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Doing what you love is freedom, loving what you do is happiness.

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Every 7 seconds there is a woman somewhere in the world giving birth to a child. We must find that woman and stop her!

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Every 7 seconds there is a woman somewhere in the world giving birth to a child. We must find that woman and stop her!

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Everybody who sets out to prove that God exists succeeds and everybody who sets out to prove that God does not exist also succeeds.

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Everyone's personality is a manifestation of their combined past experiences. If you are able to observe and interpret someone's behavior, you will eventually be able to predict that person's behavior as well.

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Everything is temporary!

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Faith is a passionate intuition.

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Find happiness in your own sandbox.

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FYI: There's no such place as Carmen, San Diego.

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Have you ever used Diet Shampoo before? It's for people with Fat Heads.

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Having a body tattoo is like wearing the same shirt everyday for the rest of your life.

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Heaven called . . . we're a match!

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Here's the shit, now where's the fan?

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How can they say Coming to a theater near you when they don't even know where you live?

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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost?

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I always try to give credit whenever credit is doo doo even thought I really don't give a crap!

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I am convinced that we are here for a reason and when I figure it out I will let you know.

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I am such a firm believer in the idea of "Free Press" so much that I took my neighbors newspaper off his porch this morning.

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I came into this world with nothing and not much has changed.

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I consider myself bilingual, I know enough Spanish to order off the menu at Taco Bell.

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I don't have alzheimer's, . . . I have sometimers!

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I have a For Sale sign on my car so if I forget where I parked my car I just wait for someone to call me and I ask them where my car is at.

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I heard of a guy who had a heart attack and died when he realized that he had just won the Lottery! What are the odds of that?

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I just finished my first book . . . I enjoyed it so much I'm thinking about reading another one.

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I just realized that Disneyland was the first human maze run by a mouse.

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I know that there is a light at the end of my tunnel . . . it's usually a train heading straight towards me.

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I love my kids to death . . . so far it's not working.

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I made my money the old fashioned way . . . I robbed a bank.

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I might not be a Nobel Peace Prize winner but I know that the opposite of love is not indifference, it's hate. Indifference would be the fulcrum (center point) between love and hate. To think otherwise is ludicrous.

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I once had a memory pillow, but I forgot where I put it!

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I owned a mountain cabin once that had hot and cold running water . . . hot in the summer and cold in the winter.

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I remember when I was young I had a real bad identity crisis. So one day I went to my father and I asked him "Wo Chong, was I adopted?".

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I think it's funny how some people can think about eternity but the same people think that the earth is only 6,000 years old.

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I think that a women has the right to kill her unborn child just as much as that child has a right to kill their mother after they are born.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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I use to play the saxophone before I was married but my fiancee didn't like the fact that I was performing Premarital Sax!

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I use to play the saxophone before I was married but my fiancee didn't like the fact that I was performing Premarital Sax!

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I use to think that the moon was made out of cheese . . and I don't even like cheese.

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I went to the Hollywood Bowl last night . . . I bowled a 126.

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I'd be a Vegetarian if I didn't have to give up eating meat.

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I'm better than I was before I got as bad as I am now.

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I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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I'm thinking of a number between One and Infinity.

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I'm thinking of buying an aquarium and filling it up with fish so when I'm bored I can go fishing.

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I've learned to live in the moment because yesterday is history and tomorrow is a million miles away.

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Idealism only works in an ideal world.

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If a man can't keep his word, what good is the man?

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If common sense is so common how come so many people don't have it?

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If Gillette put a One after it's name it would be Gillette One.

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If I had to do it all over again I'd skip the first grade.

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If I knew everything there was to know about anything, I still wouldn't tell you.

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If I wasn't here right now, I'd be somewhere else.

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If today is the first day of the rest of your life what’s tomorrow?

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If you believe that God would be upset with you than maybe you need to change your concept of God.

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If you can't think of the right word to say, make one up.

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If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks.

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If you want to know something, ask my kids. They think they know everything.

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If you're not willing to take the risk than you're not going to share in the rewards.

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Ignorant people presume they know everything

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In case you hadn't heard, I'm winning the human race.

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In high school the closest I ever got to being on the honor roll was yes your honor and no your honor.

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In most relationships there is usually a giver and a taker. The giver will give and the taker will take until the giver can't give anymore.

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In our darkest moments we often stub our toe.

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Intelligence isn't based on how much you know, it's how much you remember.

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Intelligence isn't how much you know, it's how much you remember.

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It takes two people to make a realationship work but it only takes one person to kill it.

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It's a Recession if it's happening to other people, it's a Depression if it's happening to you!

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It's always best to put a little truth in every lie.

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It's called life, get use to it.

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It's easier to believe something that can't be proven than to disbelieve it when it is eventually dis-proven by facts.

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It's never to late to do the right thing.

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It's not what you know, it's what they think you know.

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It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.

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It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.

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It's your story, run with it.

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Its only deep if you're short.

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Its time for someone to stand up and say "Stop spending all our hard earned tax dollars".

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Just because you believe something is true doesn't automatically make it true.

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Just think, if I was born one day earlier I would have written this yesterday.

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Liars believe their own lies.

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Liberals lie then cry prove us wrong.

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Life isn't always fair . . . but it's sure fairer than death!

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Life's not fair . . . get over it.

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Love doesn't justify your actions. Your actions justify your love.

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Many people are looking for security instead of opportunity.

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Math Problem: What does Three take away Two equal? I can prove that Three take away Two equals Two. Don't believe me? OK, you have Three apples I take away Two apples, how many apples do I have?

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Money is the consolidation and storage of energy

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Money Talk's . . . mine keeps saying Goodbye!

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Money talks . . . It says you're cheap.

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Money will trump morals the majority of time.

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Most people choose appearance over reality.

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Most people would rather take the easy road than the high road.

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My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn.

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My Favorite kind of animal is a stuffed one.

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My mom was a truck driver and my dad use to call her a mother trucker.

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My name translated into Chinese is "Hy Yu"

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My plan is to live forever, so far so good.

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Never Drink and Drive . . . you might spill.

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Never judge a book by it's cover . . . judge it by it's price.

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New and Improved actually means that the Old Stuff actually Sucked!

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Next time I'd think twice about thinking twice.

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Next time I'd think twice about thinking twice.

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Next time I'd think twice about thinking twice.

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Next time I’d think twice about thinking twice.

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Nine lives and counting.

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Once I had a dog that died of lead poisoning . . . I shot him in the head.

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One man's trash ends up another man's wife.

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One time a waitress asked me how I wanted my eggs, I said "Cooked".

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One time I bought a pound cake that weighed 14 ounces.

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Paper will lie no matter what you put on it.

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People are more likely to accept your ideas if you tell them that Barack Obama said it first.

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People who live in Stone Houses shouldn't throw Glass.

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Personally I don't care to watch a bunch of millionaires throw balls at each other.

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Question for the Family Feud game show: "Name something that you can't say on TV.

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Remember what I told you to forget?

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Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?

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Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?

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Since the beginning of time man has done three things when he communicates both in speaking and in the written form. He will Generalize, Omit & Exaggerate.

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Some kids wanted to be Firemen when they were growing up . . . I wanted to be a Fire Truck!

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Some people believe that war brings about peace, I believe that peace brings about peace.

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Some people come into our lives just to be a source of irritation.

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Some people really can't afford to give me a piece of their mind.

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Some people say that Money Talks and BS Walks but I say that BS Talks and Money Walks!

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Some people say that you should fight fire with fire but I say you should fight fire with water.

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Someone, somewhere right now is thinking about You!

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Something is wrong if they don't bring out the best in you.

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Sometimes you're the windshield . . . sometimes you're the bug!

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Tattoos are just one more way to identify a body.

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Tattoos are just one more way to identify the body.

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Thank God for white paint because many of my paintings have paintings underneath them because I'm a perfectionist and if I don't like my art I'm pretty sure no one else will.

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The average person believes that they are better than the average person.

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The best thing about the future is that it starts tomorrow.

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THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE”, “WEALTH is having things money can’t buy” Health and Family and Love and Friendships”!(COMPASSION)!

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THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE”, “WEALTH is having things money can’t buy” Health and Family and Love and Friendships”!(COMPASSION)!

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The Colon key on my keyboard doesn't work when I press down the shift button. Does anyone know of a good Colon cleanser that can help me get my shift together.

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The easiest way to destroy a country is from within.

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The first time I ever did stand up comedy a guy yelled out "Down in front". So I just sat down and watched the rest of the movie.

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The French, they're so . . . French.

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The Greater a person is the more they will be heated.

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The last time my ship came in . . . I was waiting at the airport.

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The next time someone lies to your face, tell them that they are full of Schiff.

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The only faith that really matters is the one that you believe in.

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The only way that I can see America ever becoming a strong nation again is to stop being a debtor nation and to begin spending less than is taxed on it's people.

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The President didn't vote for me so I'm not voting for him either.

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The soul and the consensus are one in the same, when the soul leaves the body so does the consensusness.

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There are no stupid questions except What's my name again?

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There are two things I hate . . . No Three. Haters, Haters & Haters!

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There are two ways to take over a country. Externally by force or Internally by fiscal collapse.

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There is a big difference between Assigned Prestige and Achieved Prestige. Assigned Prestige will usually abuse it's power where Achieved Prestige won't.

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There is no more powerful form of rejection than taking someone for granted.

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There's a fine line between stalking and romanticly pursuing someone said my attorney to the judge.

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There's no free lunch . . . unless you're an illegal alien.

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There's no I in team, but there is in idiot.

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There's nothing better than to have a mate that actually likes you let alone loves you.

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They say keep looking up, things could get worse. So I kept looking up and sure enough things got worse.

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They told me to chase my dreams but this restraining order says differently.

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Time is the measurement of the rotation of the Earths Surface around the Circumference of it's Axis.

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To my son: I should have told your mom I had a headache.

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To ruin someone it doesn't have to be true, it just has to be said.

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Today is 08/26/2018 Mark my words, sometime before the 2020 election the liberals are going say they're not illegals, they're Americans just like us. North American's, South American's and Central American's.

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Today was tomorrow and yesterday was today.

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Today's not my day . . . tomorrows not looking any better.

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Tomorrow is always the busiest day of the week.

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Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

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We are all Strangers . . . Some of us are just Stranger than others.

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We are all strangers, some are just stranger than others.

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We are all strangers, some are just stranger than others.

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We only fear what we don't know, if we knew everything we would have no fear.

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We only fear what we don't know, if we knew everything we would have no fear.

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What we want we can't have and what we have we don't want.

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What you do with your hands you mess up with your feet.

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What's the first thing you ask for when you spill a drink? That's right, another drink!

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What's the first thing you ask for when you spill a drink? That's right, another drink!

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When all else fails blame your high school drama teacher.

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When choosing between the lesser of two evils . . . choose the one that you haven't tried yet.

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When I die I want my tomb stone to say "See, I told you I was sick".

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When I get big, I want to be a recovering alcoholic drug addict.

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When I was in High School the closest I had ever been to being on the Honor Roll was Yes your Honor and No your Honor.

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When I was young I use to go to the beach so much my mom would call me a "Son of a Beach".

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When I was young I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date I could just drop them off at any corner.

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When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . but I'd always find them.

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When in Rome . . . Rome around.

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When people try to bring you down they are only trying to bring you to their level.

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When words can't express your true inner feelings, use hand jesters.

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Where there is no vision, people will bump into walls.

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Where there is no vision, people will bump into walls.

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Whoever said "Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" was an idiot!

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

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Why is it the least informed, always seem to be the most condescending?

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Wisdom is using knowledge through God's perspective.

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Woke up this morning. CHECK

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Yea, I have dreams. Usually at night when I'm asleep. Why?

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You can only truely get over someone when you find someone else that you care about more!

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You don't have to motivate passion, unless you're married.

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You have the right answer . . . the question is wrong.

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You hear preachers say that the prosperity gospel doesn't work but I say that it's worked for the preachers who preach it.

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You keep using that word "Born Again", I don't think it means what you think it means.

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You say that you fight for all womens rights but half of the babies aborted are women.

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You'll have to forgive me, I went to public school.

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You're only as old as you . . . Just face it, you're old.

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