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' informative,' coherent press conferences while Trump was trying to inject people with bleach.
Found on FOX News 7 months ago
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You're telling me that the crafty Democrats have used their satanic powers to steal the election, but for some reason they didn't steal the Senate? because, what? They were using the free version of satanic powers and taking the Senate is a premium feature?
Found on CNN 10 months ago
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Trevor Noah later provided additional insight into Trevor Noah predecessor's state of mind, relating the following exchange with Jon Stewart when Jon Stewart signed off :.
Found on CNN 1 year ago
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While her husband has struggled to get his approval rating over 40 %, Melania Trump has consistently remained the country's most popular President Donald Trump, and personally, I love her too, we have so much in common. We're both immigrants, neither of us would be here if it weren't for President Donald Trump. And, I'm just going to put it out there, we're both style icons.
Found on CNN 2 years ago
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Nothing beats being able to perform stand-up comedy in New York to some of the best audiences in the world, and that's what The New York Comedy Festival is. I can't wait.
Found on CNN 2 years ago
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Growing up as a young boy in Wakanda, I would see T'Challa flying over our village, and he would remind me of a great Xhosa phrase, he says' abelungu abazi uba ndiyaxoka' -- which means,' In times like these, we are stronger when we fight together than when we try to fight apart.'.
Found on CNN 2 years ago
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I got into a little bit of trouble with the French government, france won the World Cup… I had this joke where I said Africa won the World Cup. And I was shocked at how angry a lot of French people got.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
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I love those players and I love how African they are and how French they are. I don’t take their French-ness away, but I don’t think you need to take their African-ness away, that is what I love about America. America is not a perfect country, but what I love about this place is that people can still celebrate their identity in their American-ness. You can go to a St. Patrick’s Day parade in America celebrating that you are Irish.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
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Africa won the World Cup, Africa won the World Cup, Africa won the World Cup… look at those guys. You don't get that tan by hanging out in the south of France.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
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I think they have a problem and not me.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
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I love that song, it takes me back, way back, to when Trump wasn’t president.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
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We all know what’s going on here: President Trump is wearing dentures, people. Yeah, that’s what’s going on, no, this used to happen to my grandfather all the time: His dentures would start falling out, and then he wouldn’t be able to finish his sentence.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
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And by the way: There’s no shame in having dentures… but there is shame in Donald Trump having dentures, because he’s vain as hell, can you imagine how he would feel if people started tweeting #DentureDonald? Don’t do it! I’m just saying, can you imagine how he’d feel? But don’t do it, guys. He’sverysensitive, OK.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
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I know there are moments where I feel like I have excelled or reached where I would like to be. But I'm far from, from where I would like to end up, for now, it is a good grade.
Found on Reuters 5 years ago
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I've traveled the world interacting with the topics that I then later use in my comedy. And now I get to do that again with the conventions.
Found on Reuters 5 years ago
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He has taken something that was loved and cherished by many and created a new version of it for himself. And people have gone 'Wow! That is actually amazing'.
Found on Reuters 5 years ago
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I look at 'The Daily Show' as a beautiful house I have inherited... I don't plan to break anything initially.
Found on Reuters 5 years ago
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We can’t just cut people off, that is not sustainable and it doesn’t heal anything. We don’t move forward from that.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
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Things will change a little bit, but we are not going for a major overhaul, right now I am looking at finding a way to incorporate the newer [social] media into the show while still keeping the core of what the show is.I look at the show like a car. This is the updated model but you should still see the classic signatures.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
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