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I stood here tonight and I made fun of the president of the United States, and I am going to be fine.
Found on CNN 5 months ago
You may not feel sorry for Kim Kardashian because she's rich and famous, but what she's going through is terrifying to watch and shines a spotlight on what so many women go through when they choose to leave.
Found on CNN 6 months ago
You have got to be kidding me, apparently, Saudi Arabia wo n’t even pick up the phone for the president of the United States.
Found on FOX News 6 months ago
' informative,' coherent press conferences while Trump was trying to inject people with bleach.
Found on FOX News 1 year ago
You're telling me that the crafty Democrats have used their satanic powers to steal the election, but for some reason they didn't steal the Senate? because, what? They were using the free version of satanic powers and taking the Senate is a premium feature?
Found on CNN 1 year ago
Trevor Noah later provided additional insight into Trevor Noah predecessor's state of mind, relating the following exchange with Jon Stewart when Jon Stewart signed off :.
Found on CNN 2 years ago
As videos and as cameras have become as ubiquitous as they are, it's becoming that commission, it's becoming a world where people are forced to see the truth of the America that they live in.
Found on CNN 2 years ago
When they're fighting, when they're out there in the streets, what they're protesting for is law and order, they're fighting for an equal application of law and order. And I think that's what a lotta people don't realize.
Found on CNN 2 years ago
Cell phone cameras have brought you a Truth and Reconciliation Commission, right now, there hasn't been reconciliation, but the truth is definitely coming out.
Found on CNN 2 years ago
While her husband has struggled to get his approval rating over 40 %, Melania Trump has consistently remained the country's most popular President Donald Trump, and personally, I love her too, we have so much in common. We're both immigrants, neither of us would be here if it weren't for President Donald Trump. And, I'm just going to put it out there, we're both style icons.
Found on CNN 3 years ago
Nothing beats being able to perform stand-up comedy in New York to some of the best audiences in the world, and that's what The New York Comedy Festival is. I can't wait.
Found on CNN 3 years ago
Growing up as a young boy in Wakanda, I would see T'Challa flying over our village, and he would remind me of a great Xhosa phrase, he says' abelungu abazi uba ndiyaxoka' -- which means,' In times like these, we are stronger when we fight together than when we try to fight apart.'.
Found on CNN 3 years ago
I love those players and I love how African they are and how French they are. I don’t take their French-ness away, but I don’t think you need to take their African-ness away, that is what I love about America. America is not a perfect country, but what I love about this place is that people can still celebrate their identity in their American-ness. You can go to a St. Patrick’s Day parade in America celebrating that you are Irish.
Found on FOX News 4 years ago
Africa won the World Cup, Africa won the World Cup, Africa won the World Cup… look at those guys. You don't get that tan by hanging out in the south of France.
Found on FOX News 4 years ago
I got into a little bit of trouble with the French government, france won the World Cup… I had this joke where I said Africa won the World Cup. And I was shocked at how angry a lot of French people got.
Found on FOX News 4 years ago
I love that song, it takes me back, way back, to when Trump wasn’t president.
Found on FOX News 4 years ago
And by the way: There’s no shame in having dentures… but there is shame in Donald Trump having dentures, because he’s vain as hell, can you imagine how he would feel if people started tweeting #DentureDonald? Don’t do it! I’m just saying, can you imagine how he’d feel? But don’t do it, guys. He’sverysensitive, OK.
Found on FOX News 4 years ago
We all know what’s going on here: President Trump is wearing dentures, people. Yeah, that’s what’s going on, no, this used to happen to my grandfather all the time: His dentures would start falling out, and then he wouldn’t be able to finish his sentence.
Found on FOX News 4 years ago
Here’s the thing, I don’t know why anyone should care what anyone wears when they’re on their way to help people.
Found on FOX News 5 years ago
The Daily Show’s people were like, ‘ Why is she wearing those heels when she’s going to help people ? ’ Like, who cares ! Look at the Pope ! You see how he dresses ? All white with giant bling. He looks like he’s going to a P. Diddy party, but we don’t say.
Found on FOX News 5 years ago
During that moment with Ryan's wife, Trump even told a joke and people laughed, people connected, when you watched Trump, and what you said, my first instinct was, come again, man? But then, when I watched it, I realized what you were saying. The honest truth is that he became presidential in that moment. What's not scary is that he became presidential in that moment. I think what's scary is that it is that easy to become presidential.
Found on CNN 5 years ago
I've traveled the world interacting with the topics that I then later use in my comedy. And now I get to do that again with the conventions.
Found on Reuters 6 years ago
I know there are moments where I feel like I have excelled or reached where I would like to be. But I'm far from, from where I would like to end up, for now, it is a good grade.
Found on Reuters 6 years ago
I know, I know, that should have been a red flag to South Africans but ever since apartheid we've strived to be color blind, so all we saw was a flag.
Found on Reuters 6 years ago
I look at 'The Daily Show' as a beautiful house I have inherited... I don't plan to break anything initially.
Found on Reuters 7 years ago
He has taken something that was loved and cherished by many and created a new version of it for himself. And people have gone 'Wow! That is actually amazing'.
Found on Reuters 7 years ago
Things will change a little bit, but we are not going for a major overhaul, right now I am looking at finding a way to incorporate the newer [social] media into the show while still keeping the core of what the show is.I look at the show like a car. This is the updated model but you should still see the classic signatures.
Found on FOX News 7 years ago
We can’t just cut people off, that is not sustainable and it doesn’t heal anything. We don’t move forward from that.
Found on FOX News 7 years ago
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