Class of 3000

Philly Phil:
But we don't have that kind of money.

Lil' D:
One of us does. As a matter of fact, one of us has every kind of money. [Everyone turns to Edward, who is wearing top hat and tails]

Edward Phillip James Lawrence III:
What's everyone looking at? What? I'm just gussied up for the big Monopoly tournament.

Edward Phillip James Lawrence III:
My dad did give me this note for an emergency. He said to open it whenever me and my friends wanted to ask him for money.

Lil' D:
Open it! Open it!

Madison Spaghettini Papadopoulos:
I bet it's a million dollar bill.

Philly Phil:
I bet it's a Swiss bank account number.

Lil' D:
What's it say?

Edward Phillip James Lawrence III:
[Reads note] "No!"

Sunny Bridges:
Over there is the haberdashery, where I learned my style.

Lil' D:
Me, I'm homeschooled on the subject. I have a PhD: pants, hats and dungarees.

Tamika Jones:
[Repeated line] Prove it or move it!

Tamika Jones:
Are you sure Sonny lives out here, or did you confuse him with a bear?

Lil' D:
Not unless it was a bear driving a Jaguar. [a bear drives by on a sports car] That was a Lamborghini.

Lil' D:
How did you ever get your father to borrow the big screen TV?

Edward Phillip James Lawrence III:
He didn't. This is the dog's TV.

Lil' D:
Woof! Won't he miss it?

Edward Phillip James Lawrence III:
Uh-uh. He's out on his yacht today.

Lil' D:
Wow, you are rich.

Ms. Leela Lopez:
If you need me, I'll be in the teachers' lounge eating raw cookie dough out of the tube.