Hawaii Five-0

[repeated line]

Steve McGarrett:
Book'em, Danno!

Catherine Rollins:
[Catherine walks up, dressed for the wedding] Hey.

Steve McGarrett:
[Can't take his eyes off her] Wow.

Catherine Rollins:
So, you approve.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, no, I think, I think what, uh... my ape like friend meant to say is that you look fantastic. [to Steve] Right?

Steve McGarrett:
[Smiling] Wow.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[They've located the nuclear bomb] Okay. Alright. How do we stop it? Can we stop it?

Steve McGarrett:
I don't know. Just... hold on for a second.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
The wire. If you just cut a wire...

Steve McGarrett:
There's no wires, Danny.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
There's always a wire.

Steve McGarrett:
Just hang on a sec.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
There's always a wire. You just cut the wire.

Kamekona:
Is that a...

Kamekona:
W80 nuke.

Kamekona:
I was gonna say bomb, but that's even worse.

Jerry Ortega:
Oh good. I'm glad you're all here. I got some more intel on that drone you're looking for. But first, a disclaimer. Whatever I share with you today is in no way connected to me, my family or anyone I know. I am strictly here on a tour of the palace, nothing more. Any attempt to associate me with the information I am about to share will be vehemently denied by myself and the attorney I will retain. Are we understood?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Do we- do we- should we sign something? Everybody? Or, is get on with it- will that suffice? Jerry.

Jerry Ortega:
[to Kono, who's just drawn her weapon on him when he enters Five-0 headquarters operating a drone] Whoa, Sarah Connor! I come in peace.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
This is so stupid. This is so stupid! Okay?

Steve McGarrett:
What?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
It's stupid. What? What? I'm chum. Okay? My life has been reduced to a piece of chum. Thank you.

Steve McGarrett:
[Danny and Steve in car being chased by drone] Lou, where are you?

Lou Grover:
Right behind you.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
All right, come on, Jerry. It's your turn.

Lou Grover:
This thing is gonna work, isn't it.

Jerry Ortega:
Theoretically. [Operating remote control unit]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, no, no. Wrong answer, Jerry. Wrong answer.

Jerry Ortega:
Okay, okay. It's gonna work. [Whispers] I think.

Jerry Ortega:
I got a lock on its signal. She's mine.

Lou Grover:
You got it.

Jerry Ortega:
All right! One nasty killing machine down for the count.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Voice from Five-0 headquarters via radio] Nice one.

Jerry Ortega:
[Lou let's Jerry out to check on drone] Go, go. Stop that plane. I got this.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Jerry, check the transmission log. It'll tell us where the pilot's operating from.

Jerry Ortega:
Copy, copy.

Chin Ho Kelly:
One will suffice.

Jerry Ortega:
Copy.

Steve McGarrett:
It's taking off. [Referring to the plane with the bad guys in it trying to escape]

Lou Grover:
No way we're gonna stop that now.

Jerry Ortega:
[Drone flies over Lou's and Danny's cars in pursuit of plane] Relax, partners, I got this.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Jerry, what are you doing?

Jerry Ortega:
Feeling the force. Just like Skywalker on the trench run. Hang on. [the drone explodes at the plane, forcing it to crash to a stop] Yeah!

Steve McGarrett:
Son of a b*tch. He really did it.

Lou Grover:
[the Five-O team is accompanying McGarrett as he sits in a wheel chair being pushed by Danny, leaving the hospital after being shot] You know, you oughta look into whether they got some kind of a loyalty program. Like they'll give you a card, then every fifth bullet extraction is free. Heh heh.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Well, I'm certain that such a program doesn't exist, Captain.

Chin Ho Kelly:
I believe he was joking, Max.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Ah. I can see how that was an attempt at humor.

Lou Grover:
Oh, keep it up, wise guy. You might see an attempt at murder.

Kono Kalakaua:
Lou, he wasn't being rude. He's just Max. And you'll learn that.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know, that reminds me, Max. It's been killing me all day. What did you tell your new prot?g? about me?

Dr. Max Bergman:
I beg your pardon?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You said you gave her a head's up. Head's up about what? What did you say?

Dr. Max Bergman:
Ah, yes. I just explained to Dr. Shaw that Commander McGarrett is the leader of Five-O and that you're his deeply cynical, misanthropic, short-tempered partner.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What?

Lou Grover:
You know, I think I see what you mean about him.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Now, Dr. Shaw agreed with my assessment. However, she did think you were cute.

Steve McGarrett:
Hey! [Lifts his right fist for a bump with Danny]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Aha! Well, she's got a point, right? I can live with that.

Kamekona:
[Kamekona and Flippa come around the corner to present Steve with a shrimp meal and Get Well balloons] What? Brother, I thought you were shot!

Steve McGarrett:
I was. In my thigh.

Flippa:
Your thigh. That don't count.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
For you? No, for you, it would not.

Kamekona:
I though you was down for the count. I brought you some garlic shrimp and some balloons. [Pan to silver balloon that says, Get Bettah, and a yellow one with Kamekona's face on it]

Steve McGarrett:
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Maybe next time, they can hit a vital organ. [Steve grabs the bag of food and balloon ribbons in consternation]

Kamekona:
We be back.

Jerry Ortega:
[Jerry is standing at his bright green van, holding crutches for Steve] Your chariot awaits, brave warrior.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
All right.

Steve McGarrett:
Thanks, Jerry. [Steve grabs the crutches and Jerry holds the bag of food and balloons as Steve gets into the back seat]

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
I know you took my passport.

Steve McGarrett:
[handing said passport back] What are you doing in Japan? [Joe doesn't answer] You know what, Joe? You might as well tell me. 'Cause I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna stop asking.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
I was hoping you wouldn't say that.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
I am telling you, son. I have run the name Shelburne through all my contacts: NSA, Interpol, FBI, CIA, DOD - every acronym you can think of. I have come up with exactly zero. Shelburne is a ghost.

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah, well this ghost has Wo Fat spooked, okay? If we want to catch that son-of-a-b*tch, finding Shelburne is the way to do it.

Steve McGarrett:
[Knocking on Danny's door] Come on. We're gonna be late for the tux fitting. Let's go. Chin's wedding this Saturday, remember?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No. No. Hey, we're busy. Come back later. Please. Thanks.

Steve McGarrett:
I'm sorry. You're busy? I can't come back later, Daniel. I'm the best man. I gotta make sure the groomsmen are in their monkeysuits. Let's go! Open the door. Come on.

Danny 'Danno' Williams, Lori Weston:
[the door opens revealing Danny and Lori handcuffed together] Hey.

Steve McGarrett:
And the uh... the handcuffs?

Lori Weston:
Oh uh, Danny was showing me the uh... the uh, Jersey Slip.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Jersey slip.

Steve McGarrett:
Jersey slip?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
The hood rat cuff slip. Yeah. All the kids are doing it back East. So thought I'd show her.

Lori Weston:
Yeah, and um, we, ahem, lost the keys somewhere. I think in the couch.

Steve McGarrett:
The couch?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, so maybe you wanna set up a search grid, call a K-9 unit.

Steve McGarrett:
Now hold on. Hold on a second. Isn't this a beach wedding, Chin? What's wrong with boardies and - and slippers?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Mn-hm. Yeah. What's wrong with them, is that they do not match the bridesmaid's dresses.

Steve McGarrett:
Oh.

Chin Ho Kelly:
And for the record, Danny: neither do handcuffs.

Kamekona:
I was gonna ask about those.

Steve McGarrett:
Show 'em the Jersey slip, Danno.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
I offered to shoot them off.

Kamekona:
No key? No problem, brah. [He takes neck chain off his neck] Bring, bring, bring.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Danny extends his cuffed wrist to Kamekona, who proceeds to release the lock with a key on his neck chain] Wow! [Everyone smiles]

Kamekona:
It's an old island trick.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Impressive. Yeah.

Adam Noshimuri:
[to Steve] I'm just a son looking for his father. You of all people should understand that. But I can't promise that I'll be patient. And should we find Joe White before you do, we might not be so polite.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Dummy grenades for a - a friend. That's awful. Okay. I'll play along.

[Danny picks up a grenade. And puts it in Rafe's hands]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Grab a hold of that, would you? Hold on really tight.

[Danny pulls the pin]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Now, if this is a dummy grenade, you're gonna be fine. But if it's not, it's gonna explode right in your hands. So keep a hold tight. Okay? So you let me know, we'll be outside. [to Chin, who looks scared] Come on.

[Danny and Chin start to leave]

Rafe Tong:
Whoa! OKAY! OKAY!

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Chin grabs Danny at the door, shaking his finger at his chest] You've been hanging with McGarrett too long.

Steve McGarrett:
Do you know who Shelburne is, Joe?

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Ask me another question.

Steve McGarrett:
Do you or do you not know who Shelburne is?

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
I'm not gonna answer that... When your father sent you away, I promised to look after you, and that's a promise I intend to keep.

Steve McGarrett:
Oh yeah? By lying to me?

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
No. By containing this Shelburne thing before you get caught up in it.

Steve McGarrett:
Just be careful.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Always am.

Shawn:
That's him. That's the guy who took Bridget. He had a gun, and when I tried to stop him, he fired and killed my favorite beer mirror, man!

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Oh, he's no snitch. He's an honorable guy. I understand. But you know, the question you gotta ask yourself is uh: how are you gonna spend this life sentence, okay? Because if you don't cooperate with me right now , right here - I will call the warden, and I will have him enroll your ass in the psycho of the week program. Every week you get to - to sample the prison's finest psychopaths, gangbangers, sociopaths. You get to do it for the rest... of... your... life until you leave there in a box.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
[Captain Fryer and his team storm through the door of Dennis Archer's hotel and discover the Five-O team] McGarrett.

Steve McGarrett:
Captain Fryer. What're you doing here?

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
You tell me, man.

Steve McGarrett:
We're working a case.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
We're working a case too.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You're working a case?

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Yeah.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You see, this whole time, I'd think that the promotion to chief of detectives is a desk-jockey job.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
No, the chief of D should be out catching cases. Okay? I'm old school like that.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, good. Well this is our catch, and it's our case. You got it?

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
[Notices the photo in Steve's hand] This is our Jane Doe.

Steve McGarrett:
What are you talking about? Huh?

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
This is mine. I found her body in the trunk of a car rented by a guy named, uh, Dennis Archer. I traced the card he used to rent the car to this room.

Steve McGarrett:
And here we are.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Here you are, doing what exactly?

Kono Kalakaua:
We're working the Dennis Archer case.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
The Dennis Archer case?

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, we found his body. He was shot and left for dead in a bunker outside of Pearl City.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
He's at the hospital in a coma right now.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
He's in a coma?

Steve McGarrett:
Yes. Coma.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
He's in a coma. Huh. Last I checked, homicide takes precedence over attempted homicide.

Steve McGarrett:
What are you talking about?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay. Hold on. Alright. Look, you got a case. We got a case.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
He's right. Let's let bygones be bygones. Let's pool our resources and work this case together.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Let's let bygones be bygones. Let's pool our resources and work this case together.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, fine.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
All right, good. All right, this is nice. Maybe you guys wanna hug it out a little bit, fist bump, something like that...

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Um. No. Let's just work the case, okay?

Steve McGarrett:
What's the situation, Kono?

Kono Kalakaua:
Couple of kids broke into one of the bunkers to explore a lava tube. And they found a body.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What happened to skateboarding and stickball?

Kono Kalakaua:
[Kono gets pulled away by another officer] [to the Five-0 team] Go ahead. Max is inside.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[They enter the bunker] There's the hole.

Chin Ho Kelly:
This whole valley has hundreds of these unexplored lava tubes.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm thinking there's a reason they're unexplored.

Dr. Max Bergman:
[Max pops up wearing a headlamp] Actually... [Startles Steve, who shines his handheld flashlight onto Max] This system has been explored, just not mapped by the Underground Paradise Spelunking Club, of which I am a founding member and treasurer.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh. Well, thank you, Captain Caveman.

Chin Ho Kelly:
That looks deep.

Dr. Max Bergman:
I estimate the floor to be at a depth of 30 meters.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Thirty meters. Well, this definitely looks like a job for a Navy SEAL. [Danny shines the flashlight on Steve's face as Steve is unpacking his climbing gear that he brought in a duffel bag]

Dr. Max Bergman:
Well, I took the liberty of anchoring our rappel line.

Steve McGarrett:
You wanna come down there with me?

Dr. Max Bergman:
Oh, absolutely. Let's spelunk.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay. First thing we need to do is ID your Jane Doe, find out what her connection was to Dennis Archer.

Steve McGarrett:
I know where to start. She worked at the Paradise Cove Luau.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Really? How do you know that?

Steve McGarrett:
How do I know? Chief of detectives, look at the photo of your Jane Doe. [Steve takes photo out of Fryer's hand] She's wearing their uniform. You see? I know that cuz I went there a couple of weeks ago for umbrella drinks with Joe. He likes umbrella drinks. [Danny and Kono smile at each other]

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Good times.

Steve McGarrett:
Put your grass skirt on, *partner*. We got work to do.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Wasn't the mother of your child?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know what the greatest invetion of all time is?

Chin Ho Kelly:
What?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
The Ignore button. You know, I have theory that whoever invented the modern cellular phone also had an ex-wife.

Steve McGarrett:
Looks like our witness is a fighter. [Shows Kono hairspray, ignitor and burn marks] She hurt one of them.

Kono Kalakaua:
Good for her!

Kono Kalakaua:
This is her print. So she burns her shooter then dives through the window. I really hope she's alive, because I want to meet her.

Steve McGarrett:
[to some HPD officers] The witness comes back, you take her straight to the courthouse. The shooters come back... you put them down. And you make sure they stay down.

Steve McGarrett:
Julie. Julie, put down the weapon, okay? Put down the weapon and walk towards me. We're cops.

Julie Masters:
So were the last two.

Julie Masters:
Why aren't you coming with us?

Steve McGarrett:
I'm gonna hunt down the guys that have been trying to hurt you.

[McGarrett leaves]

Chin Ho Kelly:
Some guys... They're just born without the fear gene.

Steve McGarrett:
I may not be able to see you, okay. But I can hear you. And you have a tone.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Tone? I don't have a tone. I don't have a tone.

Steve McGarrett:
You say I have a face. You, my friend, you have a tone. You have a tone, okay? And it's a tone that says "I'm gonna hit somebody."

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm gonna ask you a question: what do you think would happen if those tapes got out, huh?

Bruce Hoffman:
Look, look, I don't know anything about what you're talking about Detective - [Danny grabs Hoffman and throws him against a rack. Then presses his badge on Hoffman's head]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Williams... Williams... You can get my badge number off your forehead. I have those tapes, and I will expose you. And if you ever *ever* put a gun in the same zip code as my daughter, I swear to God, I will kill you. You understand?

Chin Ho Kelly:
[to Kono] You know, there might be a few other things I could teach you, but I think you got the whole ass-kicking thing down.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Grace and Rachel got carjacked.

Kono Kalakaua:
Are they okay?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I don't know.

Steve McGarrett:
Now, listen. You need anything, you call, all right? Anything.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I gotta go.

Steve McGarrett:
Go, go, go.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[tracking the assassins after their witness] How do you know they went this way?

Steve McGarrett:
Tracking humans in terrain like this is about one thing: seeing what's out of context in nature and knowing what caused it. Like that flat, overturned rock back up there. It would have taken a two-hundred pound man running downhill to do that. That rock also indicates they're about an hour ahead of us.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Really? The rock told you that?

Kono Kalakaua:
Aaron Brenner?

Aaron Brenner:
Oh, you must be my conjugal visit.

Kono Kalakaua:
You ordered the murders of two H.P.D. officers and a federal marshal.

Aaron Brenner:
And you can prove that?

Kono Kalakaua:
Julie Masters can. And she'll be here soon. My partners will make sure of it.

Brenner's Attorney:
Get away from my client!

Kono Kalakaua:
[holding attorney at bay; to Brenner] I can't wait to see the look in your eyes when she walks into that courtroom and testifies.

Aaron Brenner:
*If* she testifies.

Brenner's Attorney:
Sheriffs, take Mr. Brenner out of here and put him in the holding area now.

[the sheriffs take Brenner away]

Brenner's Attorney:
I'm lodging a complaint against you for harassment with the judge.

Kono Kalakaua:
You know, some people have trouble with my name, so let me help you out. It's Kono Kalakaua. K-A-L-A-K-A-U-A.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know, Stan, when I had a daughter, I knew that there were certain things I was gonna have to deal with, all right? Texting, an obscene clothing budget. A stroke-inducing cell phone bill regardless of the plan that I chose. But I'll tell you, there is one thing that did not make the list, okay? Carjacking. Carjacking did not make the list of things that I thought I would encounter with my eight year old daughter.

Behati Prinsloo:
People think it's easy what we do, you know, just stand there and look pretty. But it's a whole mindset. I'm not just selling a product, I'm selling a fantasy. So many times people confuse the fantasy with reality. They think that they know you, that, you know, the girl in the magazine and on TV is really me. They don't understand it's just a persona that I take on, and that can be really scary sometimes.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Let me guess: the Governor had it coming.

Steve McGarrett:
Hmph. You didn't have to come down here, sir.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Enter Five-O's office which has been sealed] Hey. You should have to arrest yourself for breaking that seal, Lieutenant.

Chin Ho Kelly:
That's okay. [Holds up tape] I brought a spare.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Do you guys have a dossier on this Wo Fat character?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Jenna Kaye does. She used to work for the CIA.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Well, I'll try not to hold that against her.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[about Joe White] He uh, he trained Steve.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Ah. So he's to blame.

Kono Kalakaua:
I can run his ID, trace his cell, run surveillance.

Chin Ho Kelly:
How you gonna do that? You don't have access to HPD's database.

Kono Kalakaua:
I'll use your password.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's not a good idea.

Chin Ho Kelly:
You're not carrying a badge anymore, Kono. I can't guarantee HPD backup.

Kono Kalakaua:
*You* guys are my backup.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Danny chuckles] Definitely been hanging out with McGarrett too long now.

Jenna Kaye:
[to her cellphone] What happened?... Yeah. I'll -I'll tell him right now. [to White] McGarrett escaped from prison.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Patience was never his strong suit.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[about the Police car used when he escaped] I'll take it up to the North Shore. Distract HPD.

Steve McGarrett:
You are HPD, Chin. Remember?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Just cause the badge says HPD, doesn't mean I'm not Five-O. You know that.

Steve McGarrett:
You did what you had to do, okay? Right now I want to find Wo Fat.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Please, please listen to me. Is there *any* way I can talk you out of this?

Steve McGarrett:
Has it ever worked before, Danny?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, so - let's go.

Lt. Governor Sam Denning:
Commander McGarrett, you have my sincerest apologies for everything you've been through.

Steve McGarrett:
With all due respect, sir, I don't need your apologies. What I need you to do is re-instate my Five-O Task Force so we can go after this son-of-a-b*tch right here.

Lt. Governor Sam Denning:
...Well no doubt, that Five-O had an impact on crime. So as Lt. Governor I'll grant your request.

Steve McGarrett:
All right! Thank you, sir.

Lt. Governor Sam Denning:
But there are conditioins.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What conditions?

Lt. Governor Sam Denning:
Governor Jameson gave you full immunity to basically run roughshod over every single law on the State's books. That's not gonna happen on my watch. You cross the line you answer to me.

Steve McGarrett:
Understood, sir. But just so your clear. Sometimes we get put in positions where lives are on the line, and we have to make split second decisions. The line you're talking about gets a little hard to see.

Will Ling:
You won't shoot! You're a cop.

Kono Kalakaua:
[Kono fires near Ling] You see a badge?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Coming into Max's house and looks at Steve] What the hell is the matter with you?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[after hearing a tip from Joe] Is there any way I can talk you out of this?

Steve McGarrett:
When has it worked before Danny?

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
[after the gunfire exchange and killing a suspect] I'm Joe.

Kono Kalakaua:
I'm Kono!

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Nice shot Kono!

Kamekona:
[to Steve and Joe after the police surround his store] We have company!

Chin Ho Kelly:
Okay I'm driving.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Actually I'm enjoying myself. Besides if I don't drive I get car sick.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Hangs his head] Fine, just don't get pulled over!

[last lines]

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Everything alright?

Steve McGarrett:
No. We need to talk to Victor Hesse. Whatever deal Wo Fat is making with my father, he might know somethin' about it.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
In the thirty-four years I knew your father, I saw him cry twice. At your mother's funeral, and the day he sent you away. He was a good man.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car?

Steve McGarrett:
I like to drive.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, Rain Man liked to drive. You have control issues.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Chin Ho has a bomb strapped to him] You need to be in suits.

Steve McGarrett:
You're not wearing one, neither are we.

Steve McGarrett:
[to his cellphone] Steve McGarrett here. Give me the governor. I don't care what she's doing. Pull her out of the meeting. Tell her the man who killed my father is still alive.

Steve McGarrett:
How is Victor Hesse even alive? I mean I put two shots straight through the guy's chest.

Chin Ho Kelly:
The guy's a cockroach. It's what they do. They come back from the dead. Next time you step on him, don't take your foot off.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[to Steve about some bullets] You put two of those in Hesse and didn't kill him?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Next time shoot him in the face.

Steve McGarrett:
We found out Victor Hesse is still alive.

Sang Min:
You're not a very good shot, are you?

Victor Hesse:
Do you realize the last time we spoke, I killed your father.

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah, and I killed your brother. Score's been settled.

Victor Hesse:
Would be if I believed in the Law of Retaliation. Eye-for-an-eye just not my style, Steve.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You just need to sit tight, okay? We're going to get that thing off you. I promise.

Chin Ho Kelly:
I don't have much choice, brah.

Chin Ho Kelly:
They have $28,567,000 in cash to be exact. It's all from one big drug haul 8 years ago. When the investigation went cold, the money just sat there. Three years ago, $200,000 of it went missing. Everyone started looking at me.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Why? Why'd they look at you?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Because it was my case. This is the one I couldn't drop.

Kono Kalakaua:
Someone framed him to end the investigation. First they accused him of taking payoffs, then stealing from the locker.

Steve McGarrett:
I know what you're going to say, all right? We're cops. We don't steal. There's gotta be another way. There is no other way to do this, Danny. Look around! Okay? And by the way, I'm not a cop. I'm a SEAL!

Chin Ho Kelly:
Be careful, Kono.

Kono Kalakaua:
Yeah.

Chin Ho Kelly:
I cannot be the reason you get hurt. - Besides your mom would kill me.

Kono Kalakaua:
We're both going to walk away from this. You hear me? [Kono walks away]

Chin Ho Kelly:
Kono, aloha.

Kono Kalakaua:
Aloha.

Victor Hesse:
This was never about the money, Steve. This is about honor. It's about unfinished business. This is about looking into your eyes when I kill a man who serves under you. A man that you are responsible for.

Steve McGarrett:
You told me you weren't interested in getting even.

Victor Hesse:
I lied!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Can I ask you a question: why are you always driving *my* car?

Steve McGarrett:
...I like to drive.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, no, no. Rain Man likes to drive. You have control issues.

Victor Hesse:
Wo Fat, what are you doing here?

Wo Fat:
I have a question for you. One I needed to ask in person

Victor Hesse:
What is it?

Wo Fat:
How much does Steve McGarret know about what his father was investigating before you killed him? How close is he to the truth?

Victor Hesse:
Too close.

Wo Fat:
Well, we can't have that. Now can we?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, alright? For me. I just wanna know. Are we really gonna go break into a police station and steal drug money?

Steve McGarrett:
I know what you're gonna say. Alright? We're cops. We don't steal. There's gotta be another way to do this. There's not another way to do this, Danny. Look around! Okay? And, by the way, I'm not a cop. I'm a SEAL!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay. Would you relax? Don't get me wrong. Okay? Superman, bring it down. Just a notch. Alright? Our boy's in trouble. We do what we gotta do. I understand that. I'm just trying to measure the level of insanity we're dealing with.

Steve McGarrett:
[Intensely] High. High. Very high.

Internal Affairs Officer:
[Chin Ho enters and puts his badge on the table] What's this about?

Chin Ho Kelly:
You insult my wife again, then you might as well keep it for what I'm going to do to you.

Internal Affairs Officer:
[the IA detectives exchange glances/chuckles, then to Chin Ho] I'll take that under advisement.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Now, where were we?

Lou Grover:
[after catching a pass from Chin in a football game] I just wanna thank my hands for being so awesome!

Deb McGarrett:
Yeah, we need a turkey.

Butcher:
You know it's Thanksgiving, right?

Deb McGarrett:
Yeah, look, Hairnet, we don't need sarcasm. All we need is a turkey, okay?

Lou Grover:
[to Moreno who he's just shot because he went for a gun] What's the matter? Somebody shoot you? You got a nasty boo boo.

Steve McGarrett:
What's the matter with you? You alright?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Why wouldn't I be alright?

Lou Grover:
Well, you do seem a little nervous.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Nervous? No, I'm not. We're about to meet the President. Why are you so zen? That's a better question. All of you.

Lou Grover:
I'm just cool like that.

Steve McGarrett:
[about meeting the President] I was nervous, too, the first time.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
The first time? When'd you meet the President?

Steve McGarrett:
I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh, it's classified, huh? Ah. Was it during, uh... Operation Strawberry Fields?

Steve McGarrett:
[Straight faced, enjoying himself] I've already said too much.

Chin Ho Kelly:
If people trust you, then they'll open up when the time comes... Makes the job a lot easier

Kono Kalakaua:
You ever wish you tried another line of work?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Everyday. [They both laugh] Never.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You bought it online?

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah. I bought - why?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What are you a schmuck? What's the matter with you? You don't order anything off the internet.

Steve McGarrett:
Danny, it's the 21st century.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Says the guy with no master cylinder.

Steve McGarrett:
All right, you got a point.

Steve McGarrett:
Hey Danny, it's a TV cop fantasy. Why you gotta ruin it with statistics?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
All right, fine. It's a TV cop fantasy. In my TV cop fantasy, I'm Erik Estrada. You're the other guy.

Steve McGarrett:
I don't think so, baby.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, what about our John Doe #2?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You mean Jack?

Steve McGarrett:
You got an id?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No Ja - his head was in a box. Jack.

Chin Ho Kelly:
That ain't right, bro.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Too soon?

Steve McGarrett:
Little bit.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Noticing a ring around Malia's neck] You're wearing it.

Dr. Malia Weston:
Well, you told me to keep it so... I did.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Listen, I hope you know everything I did was to protect you.

Dr. Malia Weston:
I didn't want your protection, Chin. I

[a doctor walks close by]

Dr. Malia Weston:
When it ended between us, everyone thought I was the one who left you. That really hurt you.

Chin Ho Kelly:
I'm sorry.

Robert Rovin:
Do either of you have any children?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah. I do have a daughter.

Robert Rovin:
Then you'll understand the lengths you'll go through as a parent to protect your children.

Kono Kalakaua:
I had him. I had him and I let him go.

Chin Ho Kelly:
He wasn't even a suspect. You did your job. [Kono starts to walk away] Hey.

Kono Kalakaua:
Don't.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Hey. You're not psychic. You can't read people's minds.

Kono Kalakaua:
I should've known he was lying.

Chin Ho Kelly:
That comes with time and experience, Kono. We all make mistakes. You gotta learn to live with that, because that's part of the job.

Chin Ho Kelly:
He's travelling with a female companion by the name of Erin Barret. But I can't find any information on her.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, you won't. It's an alias!

Steve McGarrett:
How'd you get so smart?

Steve McGarrett:
He'd also be an accomplice to murder. But Han Chi is dead now because of you. And you know what else? A little boy lost his father today because you wanted to take the easy way out. I really really hope you spend the rest of your life in a jail cell thinking about that.

Steve McGarrett:
Hey Danny.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah?

Steve McGarrett:
You need to get this woman away from me.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[during a high-speed pursuit of a suspect] You did pass the H.P.D. test for pursuit driving, yeah?

Kono Kalakaua:
There's a test?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Chin ran a background on Robert Rovin, okay? And it turns out that he's related to our head in the box. He's Henry Duncan's father-in-law.

Steve McGarrett:
Nicole's father?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah. Since he never filed a missing persons report, that means one of two things. Either he knows what's going on, or we are on our way to make a death notification.

Steve McGarrett:
What about Han Chi? Where does he fit into all of this?

Nicole Duncan:
Who?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
"Who"? What are you, an owl? Han Chi, the guy you paid to bring the head of your ex-husband to your father.

Nicole Duncan:
I don't know. Just some day laborer Spenser hired. He used to cut his lawn.

Steve McGarrett:
You just figured you'd use him again.

Nicole Duncan:
Spenser wanted somebody who didn't ask any questions. And this guy needed the work. Spenser rented him a car, plugged the address into the GPS. All he had to do was drop off the box.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Right. When he didn't, Spenser reported the car stolen. And then you figured that we'd think that Han was the killer.

Nicole Duncan:
If that guy hadn't messed up, we'd be on our way to Paris right now. And he'd have some money in his pocket.

Steve McGarrett:
He'd also be an accomplice to a murder. But Han Chi is dead now because of you. And you know what else? A little boy lost a father today because you wanted to take the easy way out. I really, really hope that you spend the rest of your life rotting in a jail cell thinking about that.

Kamekona:
You come to me to cut you a deal on the wood. That's the best on the island.

Steve McGarrett:
You mean this?

Kamekona:
You get what you paid for, brah. This stuff don't grow on trees.

Chin Ho Kelly:
You know you can create shortcuts on that thing. Type a letter and it'll finish the word for you - just for the words you use a lot.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Well, I'd have to seriously consider the words I use a lot.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Chuckles] That you would.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know, I just had a thought.

Steve McGarrett:
Don't hurt yourself.

Steve McGarrett:
What is with you today? Your phone is blowing up.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
It's Rachel, all right? The lawyers have decided that since we "activate" each other, that email would be a better form of communication- except I *hate* email. I'm never at a computer. And I can't type on this thing because I have goofy thumbs.

Rachel:
How did you even get in the gate?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Because the code is still Grace's birthday. I told you to change it 15,000 times, but you don't listen to me.

Rachel:
Perhaps you'd care to explain what it is you're doing on my front porch and who your friend is with the luggage?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Uh, this is my partner - Steve McGarrett. Steve, this is my ex-wife - Rachel.

Rachel:
The two of you can do what you like. I'm picking up Grace from school and checking into a hotel.

Steve McGarrett:
Uh, you can't do that.

Rachel:
I'm not your suspect

Steve McGarrett:
I understand that. But we all just need to act normal. Uh, if you start breaking routines, then they get suspicious.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh Rachel, I got an idea. Why don't you take Gracie over to Laura's for a sleepover? 'Cause she only be asking for, I don't know, 3 months.

Rachel:
And I'm supposed to just stay here?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm not thrilled about the situation either. This? No.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh you know what we should do? We're about to take them down. So maybe beforehand we invite them over for a game of tennis. Tea and tennis.

Rachel:
Bite me. [Rachel leaves]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's very civilized

Steve McGarrett:
She's cool, man. She's cool. I don't know how you got her.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
How did I get her? Hey. I am a good catch.

Steve McGarrett:
No, really. How did you get her?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Danny sighs] Seriously? Uh, she hit me.

Steve McGarrett:
[as Danny is searching the suspect's house] So what happened to you two anyway?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Happened to you two who?

Steve McGarrett:
You and Rachel.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Danny grabs a bag of chips and starts crunching the chips] Breaking up. I can't hear you.

Steve McGarrett:
You know, um, you don't have to worry. Danny's a great cop. He - he knows what he's doing.

Rachel:
I know. I used to tell myself that everyday when he went to work.

Steve McGarrett:
Did it help?

Rachel:
Not really.

Rachel:
[Handing a pad to Danny] Names. Though I'm fairly certain they're fake. [Hands a pen to Danny] Maybe you can get prints off the pen.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Prints off the pen?

Rachel:
I was married to a cop, remember?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Raised a good kid.

Rachel:
Yes. We did do something right.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What time do you want me to pick her up next weekend?

Rachel:
I'll call you.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What's the matter with you, huh? We got a situation. I've been calling you like you owe me money.

Steve McGarrett:
What are you talking about? I didn't hear my phone.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I called like five, six times.

Steve McGarrett:
I believe you. I didn't hear my phone. I left it right over here. Where's my phone? Have you seen my phone?

[Kamekona grimaces, leans over and pulls said phone out from under his butt]

Kamekona:
Oh, sorry.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You didn't feel that vibrating? Ever?

Kamekona:
Oh, that's what it was.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What are the odds, huh? He gets a bullet in the dome, goes through four hours of brain surgery and he survives, yet a hundred and fifty people die every year from falling coconuts.

[Steve gives him a questioning look]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's a fact. I read it online.

Steve McGarrett:
Oh, so now you're not gonna let Grace go near coconut trees?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Not without a helmet, I'm not.

Grace Williams:
Did you catch the bad guys?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Did I catch...? Who you talking to?

Steve McGarrett:
You okay?

Boatswain's Mate, Ed McKay, 1st Class:
Getting shot hurts.

Steve McGarrett:
[laughs]

Laura Hills:
Now ususally SWAT would handle something like this, but the Governor seems to think with your background as a SEAL, you'd be better equiped to handle this situation.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Him? And me - I'm here for what? The entertainment or what?

Steve McGarrett:
Well, you can tell SWAT to sit tight. I'm going in alone.

Steve McGarrett:
Graham's a SEAL. He's been trained in close-quarter combat which means right now, he has the high ground. You send in SWAT in blind, they're going to take heavy losses and more than likely get multiple hostages killed. If this guy didn't kill his wife, he deserves at least a conversation before we go in guns blazing. If he did, and he's gonna kill again, I'll take him out myself. But if you want my help today, you get in my way. I'm going in alone!

Kono Kalakaua:
Okay, well, I'm going to go see the kid, see if she knows anything. Because you know, I'm the woman on the team, and you'd probably ask me to do it anyway.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, no. I'ts not because you're a woman. It's because you're a rookie, which is *way* worse.

Steve McGarrett:
Now listen, I'll have my phone on me, but don't call me, I'll call you, okay?

Kono Kalakaua:
Bet you've used that line before.

Steve McGarrett:
I'll initiated contact once I'm in a secure location.

Chin Ho Kelly:
That one too.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Speaking of a old case] Got my picture in the paper.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Parent's must have been proud.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
They misspelled my name.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay, all right, listen. I know this guy is a SEAL, all right? Brothers-in-arms, the whole thing. I get that. But that does not mean he did not kill his wife.

Steve McGarrett:
[McGarrett sighs] You're right. You're right but I promised him we would investigate this murder.

Steve McGarrett:
I thought I told you to stay put.

Boatswain's Mate, Ed McKay, 1st Class:
Hmm? I'm an old man. I don't always hear so good. Hmm?

Steve McGarrett:
My team's motto is "Leave no man behind." Now we just need to find him.

Boatswain's Mate, Ed McKay, 1st Class:
I lied about my age to enlist, you know. I was 16 at the time. They found out. But the officers liked me. They kept me around as a runner. So that's what I was doing December 7, 1941. Running messages to the army at Fort Shafter across the harbor. I could see those explosions, those men I admired so greatly. They gave their lives for all of us. And I couldn't do a damn thing for them. I walk past the Arizona Memorial everyday, and I am reminded of their sacrifice. The man you are named after was a real hero. You should be very proud.

Steve McGarrett:
I am proud.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
*You* need to end this hostage situation, and whatever you do - please - under no circumstances tell this guy about his daughter.

Steve McGarrett:
He should know.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, no. He shouldn't know! He shouldn't know. Trust me, as a father, the last thing you want to hear about, is that something happened to your kid. And you add that to his irrational state of mind, things are only going to get worse.

Steve McGarrett:
Copy that.

Steve McGarrett:
I need my pack. This has gone on *way* too long. It ends now!

Steve McGarrett:
You okay?

Boatswain's Mate, Ed McKay, 1st Class:
Getting shot hurts.

Steve McGarrett:
What were you thinking?

Boatswain's Mate, Ed McKay, 1st Class:
Well, "Leave no man behind."

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay. Uh, let's say I am you and you are the bad guy here, okay? I would know that all the ways onto the ship are visible somehow. So how would you outsmart yourself and get yourself onto that ship without yourself seeing yourself?

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, was that an actual attempt at a question or are you just kind of throwing words at each other and hoping they make sense?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
How are you gonna get on the ship without Graham seeing you? That's all.

Steve McGarrett:
Graham's expecting a threat from land, not from the water. I'm just gonna go for a swim.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[laughing] You're gonna go for a swim?

[Steve pulls his shirt off]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You're serious? And now you're shirtless. That's great.

Steve McGarrett:
Believe it or not, I've done this before.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You've done this before? You've snuck onto a floating museum to rescue a bunch of tourists who're being held captive by a man who is accused of killing his wife?

Steve McGarrett:
Well, I didn't mean this literally, but... look, I can't see any other way of stopping this thing from escalating. We only have four hours.

Steve McGarrett:
So, uh, we've got abductors. We've got a witness that puts another man in the house at the time of the murder. And we got somebody else's prints on the blade. You know what, Danny, this is really starting to look like

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[interrupting] Graham didn't do it. I know. But it's not over yet.

Steve McGarrett:
We need to find a match on that print, Danny.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
*You* need to end this hostage situation. And-and whatever you do, please, under no circumstance tell this guy about his daughter.

Steve McGarrett:
He should know.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, no. He shouldn't know. He shouldn't know. Trust me, as a father, the last thing you wanna hear about is that something happened to your kid.

Steve McGarrett:
[to Chin] I'd ask you how the reunion was going, but the body bag kind of gives it away.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Holding up an ace of spades card] How do you explain this?

Tony Gibson:
Seriously? Yeah. I planted those on a bunch of people. Laura included. It's my trademark.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What do you mean? Your trademark?

Tony Gibson:
I was gonna do the spectator's pocket trick before the night was over. Cuz the chicks dig it. [Nodding to McGarrett] This guy knows what I'm talking about, right?

Steve McGarrett:
[shakes his head in distaste] Don't do that.

Steve McGarrett:
[Max has just phoned him with news that the hair sample he wanted tested for DNA is missing] You know what, Max? Don't even worry about it. Okay? I mean, it's not your fault. Alright? Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. [Disconnects the call and starts to walk away]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, stop. Why are you not upset by this news?

Steve McGarrett:
I would be upset if I gave Max the whole sample.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh, you stuffed a little on the side like, uh, for a rainy day or something.

Steve McGarrett:
Well, you wanna beat these guys, you gotta play by their rules.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I like it. I like it. This is the guy I know and love.

Steve McGarrett:
You like that?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, it's good.

Kamekona:
[He's flyng a chopper, hovering over a hedge maze, looking for the suspect for McGarrett] McGarrett. I've got a guy in a yellow shirt moving like a mongoose.

Steve McGarrett:
Good, good, good. Which direction?

Kamekona:
Straight.

Steve McGarrett:
What do you mean, straight? You have an instrument panel in front of you. Look at the compass! Which direction?

Kamekona:
Oh, north. North. He's heading north.

Kamekona:
He just went through a hole in the hedge. He's heading east. Right. [Giving Steve directions on how to catch a suspect in a hedge maze] Keep going. Make another right. He's coming back your way! [Tracking the suspect's progress as he runs closer to McGarrett who is lying in wait around a corner] Three. Two. One! [McGarrett swings his arm out into the path and clotheslines the suspect who crashes to the ground] Boo-yah! Take down, McGarrett style!

Derek Marcum:
What use would I have for the deed to your home?

Chin Ho Kelly:
I need $200,000 and I need it now.

Steve McGarrett:
[Reading a magazine cover] "Worship me?"

Kono Kalakaua:
What is this? Life imitating art?

Steve McGarrett:
Let me tell you something: Anybody who burns somebody alive and make them suffer the way he suffered. This was personal.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm going to talk to these models.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, well just stay with the questions that relate to the case.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What's that supposed to mean?

Steve McGarrett:
That means I know you. Just stick to the case.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Hey. Hey. They're just women.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Who happen to be insanely hot and make millions of dollars.

Kono Kalakaua:
Did you graduate from Kikui High?

Charlie Fong:
Nope. Punaho.

Kono Kalakaua:
You're not going to make this easy are you?

Charlie Fong:
Just the crime solving stuff.

Steve McGarrett:
Look Chin, listen this is gonna clear your name.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Yeah, it will. But at what cost? My uncle was a righteous cop, Steve. In his 25 years, he put away hundreds of criminals. Guys that deserved to be off the streets. And if he's found guilty, they'll enact judicial review. All of his past convictions will be called into question. Guilty men will walk straight out of prison.

Steve McGarrett:
Let me call the Governor.

Chin Ho Kelly:
No. This is my problem. I'll handle it.

Steve McGarrett:
Chin's been carrying this secret so long, he'd rather live with it than see his uncle go to prison.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Uncle, IA called me. I have to appear before a review board this afternoon.

Uncle Keako:
That's good. Tell them the truth.

Chin Ho Kelly:
The truth doesn't matter any more. What matters is keeping you out of jail.

Uncle Keako:
You don't have to be silent any more. You owe me nothing.

Chin Ho Kelly:
I owe you everything.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, good. Let's go get one of Marcum's clients to give him up.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, I got the perfect guy. A real whale.

Steve McGarrett:
Oh yeah? High stakes gambler?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, he's literally a whale. [Cut to Kamekona]

Kamekona:
[to the phone] This is Kame - oh yeah. Forgot. 3-2-4-4. Yeah. [Danny hands him a note. Kamekona reads the note] "If you want the money that I owe you. You're going to have to come down here and take it from me because I am not paying." [Kamekona hangs up the phone] That's it. Lesson learned. If I live through this, I'm *never* gambling again!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, right.

Kamekona:
How much you like bet?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Mmm?

Kamekona:
[Realizes what he just said] Oh.

Derek Marcum:
Gentlemen, I take it you're part of Honolulu's Law Enforcement community.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What uh- what gave us away?

Derek Marcum:
You're wearing a tie in Hawaii.

Kelly Hsu:
My tenth birthday party. My parents let me throw a co-ed party. And while they were upstairs, we played Spin the Bottle.

Kono Kalakaua:
Oh my God! That's what it is! Oh, wait. Did we-?

Charlie Fong:
You were the first girl I kissed.

Kono Kalakaua:
Now I *totally* remember.

Jerry Ortega:
Whatever happened to immunity and means? Since when does Five-0 need a warrant?

Steve McGarrett:
Since you decided to conduct your own illegal surveillance operation, Jerry.

Jerry Ortega:
Oh, right. Good point. That was my bad.

Jerry Ortega:
[Stalling in front of the deputy DA] Ummmm, you know Area 51? Turns out there's an Area 52. Blows your mind, right?

Jerry Ortega:
[Referring to Corrigan] You gotta hand it to the guy. As far as distractions go, he's right up there with Hans and Simon Gruber.

Lou Grover:
[after knocking out Aaron from behind, preventing Kono from having to shoot him] Now *that's* how you end a horror movie.

Lou Grover:
You know what we call 'below zero' in Chicago... April.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[about some surveillance cameras] Okay, how do you know about these?

Kono Kalakaua:
Oh, when I was in High School, some friends and I got suspended being filmed up here. Allegedly drinking and night surfing - allegedly.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[as Kona retrieves a surveillance camera in a tree] That's destruction of Government property. That's - you've been hanging out with McGarrett too long.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Please don't do that.

Steve McGarrett:
What?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Please don't put both hands on the wheel. Everytime you do that something terrible happens and I have to pray. Please.

Steve McGarrett:
Just hang on to something.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Wait. Wait. [Danny buckles his seat belt] Okay.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
So we need to call HPD. Radio silence on this case = right now!

Steve McGarrett:
Hold up a sec. Wait a minute. We know he's listening in on the radio, right? Well, why go silent? Why not give him something to listen to?

Steve McGarrett:
Well, if you decide to raise him out here, let me know. I could use a man with your skillset.

Chin Ho Kelly:
I'm down with that.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, as long as you don't mind getting shot at, never getting to drive your own car.

Reggie Williams:
Well, I'm going to bring Cannon down first. I may come back and take you up on your offer. Thank you - all of you.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, so everything you're gonna cook for me this week is gonna have Spam in it?

Kamekona:
Of course. It's Hawaiian steak. The nectar of the islands.

Steve McGarrett:
Do you know what's in Spam? Okay, I'll tell you. It's processed pork parts, salt, and meat stock.

Kamekona:
That's what give 'em the glaze. Taste.

Steve McGarrett:
I don't wanna taste!

Steve McGarrett:
Something's missing.

Kono Kalakaua:
Yeah. Answers.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[a truck pulls up, and an agent approaches them] Looks like we're about to get some.

Agent Allison Marsh:
You Five-o?

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah, I'm Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett.

Agent Allison Marsh:
Well, gentlemen, this is an FBI matter now. And the FBI will be taking over the case. Thanks for your effort.

Steve McGarrett:
First of all - you're welcome. Second of all - a little boy's going to grow up without a mother because of a leak in your agency!

Agent Allison Marsh:
Listen to me. You *cannot* go after Jimmy Cannon.

Steve McGarrett:
Watch me!

Reggie Williams:
Look my job was to get Jimmy Cannon. I don't know who shot me. I don't know who set me up. All I know is that Jimmy Cannon ordered the hit! Now look - look I know you guys are trying to do your jobs... but Jimmy Cannon killed my wife. He killed a Federal Agent. You don't know who you're dealing with. He's going to put walls up in front of you wherever you go.

Steve McGarrett:
We're going to go wherever the case takes us. And let me tell you, you want guys like us on this, because we'll go through those walls.

Agent Allison Marsh:
I want to talk to your boss.

Steve McGarrett:
Lady, I answer to God and to the Governor. Neither of whom are going to help you out right now. So take a seat!

Reggie Williams:
Whoever gave Cannon my safehouse and got my wife killed, they were someone I trusted. Let's just say trust isn't my thing right now. Stay out my way McGarrett!

Chin Ho Kelly:
If you go to this much trouble to kill somebody, why use a bullet at half its force.

Kono Kalakaua:
[Flashback] This one's got a pulse.

Steve McGarrett:
[Present] You wouldn't, unless you didn't want them killed. You only wanted to wound, and give them an alibi that no one would question.

Reggie Williams:
Now you got it.

Steve McGarrett:
Let me tell you how this is gonna go, okay. You're gonna tell us *exactly* what we want to know, or I'm gonna leave you in the room alone with Reggie for a while. What do you think? It's your choice.

Steve McGarrett:
You thought Richard was the only good and clean thing in your life, didn't you Jimmy?

Reggie Williams:
Your time is up, Jimmy. I'm going to hunt you down like a dog. Everytime you go outside, everytime you hear the siren, everytime the wind blows, you know that I'm coming. You believe I'm coming.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Alright, listen. We know who Jimmy Cannon is. What we do not know is who Reggie Cole is going to be if he finds out who the leak is or if he tracks down one of the shooters.

Steve McGarrett:
You were married. You have a daughter. What would you do?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Well, I- I would like to just kill everybody. But, I would never do that, okay, I would not risk going to prison. I could not do that to Grace. You. Forget it. I don't even wanna know what you would do.

Steve McGarrett:
I would be by the book.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[In complete disbelief] The- the book?

Steve McGarrett:
I would be by the book.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Which book would that be? I ask. Huh? The Patriot Act for Dummies? Hm? How to Nuke Your Enemies? War and Peace? Minus the peace part?

Steve McGarrett:
Pull up. Pull up. We're loosing altitude.

Kamekona:
Relax, brah. I got this.

Steve McGarrett:
You don't got this.

Kamekona:
You're a back seat aviator, you know that? You tell your partner how to drive?

Steve McGarrett:
He doesn't drive. Now pull up or we're gonna crash.

Steve McGarrett:
Repeat after me: Altitude is my friend.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know what I don't understand: why would a tourist want to be put into a cage and then dumped into shark infested waters? It makes no sense.

Steve McGarrett:
They're on vacation. You know, they want some excitement, some adventure.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What they need is some therapy.

Steve McGarrett:
Put your belt on.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Of course I've got my belt on! You're driving.

Steve McGarret:
[Steve is realizing he and the team are in deep trouble] The Governor is going to love this.

Lori Weston:
Don't worry about the Governor, I'll take care of it. Get better.

Danny Williams:
[about the tickets] They are my tickets Steve!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I don't hate dancing. I love dancing. I'm a dancing fool.

Steve McGarrett:
Heard you went dress shopping.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's right.

Steve McGarrett:
Is there something I should know?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, I like to wear dresses. What, you always go for the cheap shot?

Steve McGarrett:
Well, subtlety doesn't work with you. A hammer is always best. I'm just hoping you got something with a nice plunging neckline so you can show off that Chewbacca chest.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Can I drive my car once? Huh? Is that so much to ask?

Officer Lori Weston:
[Into her mic at the car show in the park] I still I think Kono would've looked *way* hotter in this outfit!

Kono Kalakaua:
[In the car smiling] Uh-uh sista, I did my time undercover. Now it's your turn. Keep an eye out for Nakoa.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Just get ready to walk and try not to fall over.

Officer Lori Weston:
In six inch heels? I'm not making any promises!

Chin Ho Kelly:
[laughs] Just put one foot in front of the other.

Officer Lori Weston, Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Danny and Steve notice Lori walking by looking like Sandy from Grease, and race after] Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, hey! What the hell are you wearing? I wholeheartedly approve. I'm just curious.

Officer Lori Weston:
It's theme movie night at Max's. We're all invited.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I wasn't invited.

Steve McGarrett:
I wasn't invited either.

Officer Lori Weston:
Oh, yes, you were. See? [She pulls out her phone and shows Max's email invite]

Steve McGarrett, Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Max is Doc@spacetrekkie?

Officer Lori Weston:
Yeah. It's his personal email.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
It's a little too personal. I thought it was spam.

Steve McGarrett:
Me too. I just - that's why...

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I knew this was your fault.

Steve McGarrett:
What are you talking about? This is why he's been acting so crazy. Why's it my fault?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
It's your fault. Because I'm not good with the emails.

Steve McGarrett:
[Max comes around the corner portraying Danny of Grease] Max, I'm sorry we didn't respond to your invitation.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Lori. [He holds his arm for her to take]

Officer Lori Weston:
[Linking her arm with Max's] Ha-ha-ha. Tell me about it, Stud. [They walk away arm in arm as Danny and Steve stare in disbelief]

Dr. Max Bergman:
No wallet was found on the victim though. So I am attempting to - [Notices Steve and Danny] How nice of you to arrive.

Steve McGarrett:
Max, you - you okay? Something wrong?

Dr. Max Bergman:
As I was saying, I'm attempting to get his fingerprints. But it seems all of his fingerprints have been sanded off. So we will have to find another way to identify him.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Yes. I was able to recover a 9mm bullet from our victim's thorasic cavity, and send it over to ballistics.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, were they able to find a match? [Max is ignoring Steve and Danny]

Officer Lori Weston:
...Did they, uh, find a match, Max?

Dr. Max Bergman:
Unfortunately, the search for a match proved unsuccessful.

Officer Lori Weston:
Great. Thanks, Max.

Steve McGarrett:
Thanks Max.

Dr. Max Bergman:
[Ignoring Steve] You're welcome, Agent Weston. Anything to help a friend.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Max walks between Steve and Danny, ignoring them] [Danny to Steve] What did you do to him?

Steve McGarrett:
I'm sorry. What did I - ? Why me?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Well, he's obviously upset about something.

Steve McGarrett:
Evidently. You automatically assume it's me. That's ridiculous.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Well, I know it wasn't me.

Steve McGarrett:
You offend more people than I offend.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I don't think that's true.

Officer Lori Weston:
[Trying to interrupt them] Guys. I'm gonna have to give you a timeout. Let's get out of here. We got a murderer to catch. Come on.

Kamekona:
Word is: all you gotta do is get a shopping list of wheels you need and a few days later...

Kono Kalakaua:
He delivers your groceries.

Kamekona:
Not mine. I wouldn't partake in such a morally questionable arrangement. Others don't have my strength of character.

Kono Kalakaua:
Of course.

Steve McGarrett:
[On the phone to Max] Say Max, uh is it possible that you're upset with us, perhaps Danny, for some reason?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Did he just hang up on us?

Steve McGarrett:
I think he did. Max? yeah.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Definitely something you did.

Suzie Greene:
[to Danny] If the person you loved moved half way across the world, what would you do?

Simon O'Toole:
[Holding a gun to Suzie's head] Got three seconds or I put a bullet in her.

Steve McGarrett:
Put the gun down.

Simon O'Toole:
One.

Steve McGarrett:
Put it down!

Simon O'Toole:
Two.

[Simon gets shot from behind. Cut to Kono wielding a sniper rifle]

Kono Kalakaua:
Three.

Steve McGarrett:
Max, I'm sorry we didn't respond to your invitation.

Dr. Max Bergman:
[Offering his arm to Lori] Lori.

Officer Lori Weston:
[Lori laughs and takes Max's arm] Tell me about it, stud.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Danny is crashing at Steve's house, sleeping on the couch. Steve is kept awake by the TV left on downstairs. He goes down to see what's going on and turns the TV off] [from under a blanket] I was watching that.

Steve McGarrett:
Through the blanket.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[pushes the blanket down] Oh well. I was listening anyway.

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah, I mean, because there's nothing more soothing than the sound of someone trying to sell you gold coins. Right?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know, I needed something to block out the sound of the ocean because the waves keep crashing over and over and over again... Steven.

Steve McGarrett:
[holding on to his patience] Some would say it's a relaxing sound, Danny.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah. Some people would. And others like myself would say it's Hawaiian water torture. Okay. Two weeks now. I can't take it anymore.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay. You know I don't mind you crashing with me until you find your own place. Right?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I appreciate that.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay. But I can't sleep with the TV on.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I can't sleep with the TV off.

Steve McGarrett:
We discussed that, uh, before you moved in.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, we did. I think I remember that it's, uh... McGarrett house rule number 32. No TV after midnight.

Steve McGarrett:
I'm sorry the hotel didn't work out for you.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa. The hotel didn't not work out. Okay? It became infested with black mold. There's a difference. That's a sign from God.

Steve McGarrett:
But... I have become accustomed to doing things a certain way.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, I know. And your way, your way is completely insane. It's- it's nuts. Who can take a shower in under three minutes? Huh?

Steve McGarrett:
[all patience gone] Did you ever hear of a navy shower, Danny?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No!

Steve McGarrett:
A navy shower?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Where do you think I woulda heard of something like that? A navy shower!

Steve McGarrett:
Three minutes is a luxury!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm not in the navy!

Steve McGarrett:
A navy shower! Danny!

Steve McGarrett:
Did you sign the personal safety waiver? You guys all need to do that, all right? Before you come. Make sure they get one.

Savannah Walker:
Uh, a safety waiver? Why?

[Danny laughs]

Savannah Walker:
Wait. Wait, wait. What's so funny?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Better call your insurance agent from the car.

Kono Kalakaua:
Tell him you want full coverage.

Savannah Walker:
Wait - you guys, you're kidding, right? They're kidding, right?

Savannah Walker:
How on earth did you get so tech savvy?

Kono Kalakaua:
X-Box.

[McGarrett jumps off a balcony and into a swimming pool after a suspect]

Savannah Walker:
Did he really just do that?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Welcome to my world.

Flippa:
The guy you're looking for is Iceman.

Steve McGarrett:
Iceman? Like from Top Gun?

Flippa:
What's Top Gun?

Steve McGarrett:
[to Chin] Did he say, what's Top Gun? I should arrest him just for that.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Where do we find Iceman?

Flippa:
I couldn't tell you. I don't even know his real name.

Chin Ho Kelly:
That's convenient.

Flippa:
This ain't the Shriners Club. Okay? We don't have business cards.

Steve McGarrett:
You know what the Shriners Club is, but you've never seen Top Gun?

Steve McGarrett:
[Kamekona asked them to wear his advertising T-shirts during the Tough Mudder] I can't. It absorbs water, slows me down.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, I... I would. I just don't want to.

Lou Grover:
Alright, 5-0, huddle up. We only got about 5 more minutes.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You'll probably talk for 4 of 'em, won't you?

Foley:
[as Danny is securing Foley to a chair] Wh-? I'm bleeding.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah. I can see that. Watch my shoe.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You don't wanna talk.

Foley:
You're smarter than you look, mate.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay. [Danny chuckles] Here's the thing. You like orphaning little kids. I like shooting bad guys. [Danny pulls out his weapon] Everybody goes home happy, right? [to Steve] You okay with this?

Steve McGarrett:
100%.

Lori Weston:
Did some Muay Thai. Little Jujitsu.

Steve McGarrett:
Really?

Lori Weston:
Yeah. Used to spare with my ex-boyfriend. Used to be fun - until I started beating him.

Steve McGarrett:
NCIS, huh?

Kensi Blye:
Yep.

Steve McGarrett:
You tell Sam, I haven't forgotten about that steak dinner I owe him, but he's gotta come out here to collect, okay?

Kensi Blye:
I'd start saving up. Man can put away the protein.

Steve McGarrett:
There something I should know?

Kensi Blye:
Um, basically I owe Joe one. He pulled some strings and got me out of a sticky situation in Jakarta. So uh, yeah, you can trust me.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
You weren't supposed to be in Jakarta.

Kensi Blye:
You weren't supposed to *know* I was in Jakarata.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Point taken.

Danny:
Kid made the lacrosse team today. Can't wait to come home and tell his pop.

Chin Ho:
Danny, we're going to find the people that did this.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
[about Kensi Blye] Steve, she's young enough to be my daughter.

Steve McGarrett:
You know something Joe, she kind of reminds me of wife number 2. Tall, dark, lethal. Seems to be your type.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Sorry, you're breaking up.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
I'll stop asking those questions when you tell me about Shelbourn... What does it mean?

Wo Fat:
You've done more work than I could've imagined, old man... Would you do me a favor?

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
What's that?

Wo Fat:
Tell John McGarrett that his son will be along soon enough.

Kono:
Oh, one more thing, word to the wise - Borier's trained. I would not engage him in hand-to-hand.

Danny:
That's not going to happen. I like my gun.

Dr. Max Bergman:
So his opponent, it says in his statistics here that he's 21-8 with 13 TKOs. What's a TKO?

Chin Ho:
It means that 13 of his opponents were unable to continue fighting him.

Dr. Max Bergman:
So that's a good thing then.

Kamekona:
Not for McGarrett.

Vitor Boriero:
Yo McGarrett. Thanks for taking my spot on the card. Jake wouldn't want the fans to be cheated out of a fight.

Steve McGarrett:
It's all for the kids, bro. I'll try to put on a good show for you... Besides, I'm the one who, um, dislocated your shoulder.

Vitor Boriero:
Yeah, I didn't forget. Hit 'em hard bro.

Kono:
Boss, when you got back up and you went after that guy, it was pure...

Chin Ho:
Pure Imue, bro!

Danny:
Pure stupidity. We're all in agreement.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
[after finding Mokoto's body] We did this.

Steve McGarrett:
What?

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Our questions got Mokoto killed.

Steve McGarrett:
No, Joe, Wo Fat started this. And I plan to finish it.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
You continue to go down this road, son, you gotta ask yourself. How many more lives is that going to cost?

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
[introducing Steve to Kensi] You can trust her.

Kensi Blye:
[semi-seriously] You sure about that?

Chin Ho:
[Kamekona is spilling his bucket of popcorn on everyone in his row] Sure, make sure everybody gets some, brah. Yeah.

Chin Ho Kelly:
The problem is: you were the one seen taking Noshimouri at gun point... HPD isn't going to just let this go.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
[Noticing they have a tail] Apparently neither is the Yakuza. We've got company.

Greg Winter:
I never thought I'd say this. I'm glad her mother didn't live to see this day.

Steve McGarrett:
Come on. Really. I mean, what father actually likes his daughter's High School boyfriend.

Lori Weston:
What are you talking about? My - my dad did.

Steve McGarrett:
No, he didn't.

Lori Weston:
Yeah, he did. My mom too. It was great.

Steve McGarrett:
What, was he a eunuch?

Steve McGarrett:
Mrs. Preston, we know he has a record.

Barb Preston:
Heh. That. That was a family thing. Luke borrowed the Porsche without permission, so I called the cops. You know, just to teach him a lesson. He's 18 so it went on his record.

Kono Kalakaua:
Okay, you do realize that using law enforcement as a disciplinary tool is a bad idea, right?

Chin Ho Kelly:
I know you trust him.

Steve McGarrett:
Of course I trust him! I mean, he's like a father to me. When my father wasn't around, he was - for years.

Chin Ho Kelly:
That was a long time ago, Steve. People change. How much do you really know about his life over the last 10 years?

Lori Weston:
Well, if she's in love with the guy, she might be in denial.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, because he's such lovable guy.

Lori Weston:
You obviously have never been a 17 year old girl.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Lori is getting something out of the trunk of Danny's car] What are you doing?

Lori Weston:
Getting the Cell Interceptor. It'll pick up the number she's dialing.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Where did you get that thing?

Lori Weston:
In the trunk.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
How did you know that thing was in there?

Lori Weston:
How did you *not* know it was in there?

Rick Summers:
I want a lawyer.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You... want a lawyer? I want to bounce your head off this cement wall. How about I get what I want, and and you don't? What do you think?

Rick Summers:
I haven't done anything wrong.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay, this is where we disagree. I think sleeping with little girls is *definitely* wrong.

Rick Summers:
[Summers scoffs] It's not what you think. Karen is 17 years old. The age of consent in Hawaii is 16. She's legal.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[to Steve] Let me hit him once, please?

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
You're interfering with something that you don't understand.

Steve McGarrett:
Then why don't you explain it to me, Joe? Tell me what the Hell's going on!... You gotta wake up. The walls are closing in on you. HPD wants answers. The Yakuza wants blood. Shelburne - is he worth this? Is he worth going to jail for? Is he worth dying for?

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
People are already dying, son. I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT STOP!

Charlie Fong:
Moral of the story: Resist the urge to have sex in front of an open laptop.

Kono Kalakaua:
...Sometimes you scare me.

Steve McGarrett:
I was tortured over Shelburne. I was tortured! Joe, Jenna Kaye paid with her life. I deserve answers. I want answers. I want them right now!

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
You know, son. There was a time when I'd have had you up on charges of insubordination for that.

Steve McGarrett:
You know, we're not in the service anymore, Joe. And you're not my commanding officer.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
You're right.

[Joe unbuckles his seat belt]

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
I'm not.

[Joe exits the car]

Owen Sutherland:
They know about Donovan. About the pay off.

Bob Ledford:
That's on you. I never asked you to pay anyone off.

Owen Sutherland:
You wanted a guarantee. I gave it to you.

Steve McGarrett:
Hey! Hay! You're both under arrest. Let me see both your hands.

Bob Ledford:
You stupid son of a b*tch!

[Ledford punches Sutherland which leaves him dangling from a steel girder off the open side of the building]

Samuel Lee:
You angered the spirits.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I know. That's what I keep hearing.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm very sorry. I know we're supposed to go trick-or-treating, but Daddy just got called to work, okay? So I gotta go and I gotta take you back to Mom's, okay?

Grace Williams:
I'll get my stuff! [Grace eagerly runs to apartment to get her stuff]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I can tell you are just crushed. Shattered at the change of plans. Really bummed, I can see.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
All right, where's Weston?

Kono Kalakaua:
She was, uh - she had to change into something more appropriate.

Steve McGarrett:
Meaning she was wearing something inappropriate?

Kono Kalakaua:
No. No. No. Uh, that's not what I said.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Kinda what you said.

[Kono sighs uncomfortably]

Steve McGarrett:
Oh - she was wearing a costume.

Kono Kalakaua:
Please don't tell her I told you.

Steve McGarrett:
You didn't tell me. I guessed it.

Kono Kalakaua:
Yeah. Right. [Lori comes around the corner of the MEDIC vehicle a little out of breath]

Officer Lori Weston:
Hey. Hey. Okay, let's get started. [Steve and Danny smile and stare at Lori saying nothing] [Lori to Kono] Oh, you told them.

Kono Kalakaua:
They guessed.

Officer Lori Weston:
Okay.

Steve McGarrett:
Oh, this is fascinating.

Officer Lori Weston:
I was at a Halloween party. What's so fascinating?

Steve McGarrett:
The party isn't fascinating. What's fascinating is that you're not - you don't wanna tell us about it. You're kind of being all secretive. That's kind of weird.

Officer Lori Weston:
Oh. Weird? Really? Not secretive. No. It's just my private life. And I can have a private life like you all have. [Kono nods in affirmation] [Lori looks at Danny] Why are you staring at me?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Uh, because I am just imagining, uh, who Lori Westin's alter ego might be. Uh, Wonder Woman.

Officer Lori Weston:
No. [Lori and Kono walk away and towards the crime scene]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Slutty Wonder Woman?

Officer Lori Weston:
Stop it, Danno!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Ah! Everybody. I have found an ancient, Hawaiian artifact. [Holding up a video camera as evidence in the heiau before the priest has arrived] Look at that. Huh? Maybe they got a picgure of their killer. Uh, evil spirits. Are they gonna come and curse me now or what?

[Cut to Danny's car, where he is angrily staring at his windshield that has been smashed with a huge boulder]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[to Steve, who is standing behind him] Do not!

Steve McGarrett:
Should've waited for the priest, buddy. [Pats Danny on the back]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Shut up!

Dr. Max Bergman:
Well, I have some good news and... weird news. Take a look at this. See the marks under her right eye - fingerprint bruising.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, he grabbed her face.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Exactly, and when he did that, he very kindly left a print.

[Max holds up a pair of glasses]

Dr. Max Bergman:
A nice one on the right lens. I ran it through the system, and found a match. A man by the name of Greg Straithan.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Nice work, Max. I'm impressed.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Now the weird news: our suspect, Greg Straithan... is dead.

Kono Kalakaua:
Greg Straithan - nice long sheet. Burgulary two, criminal trespass. Did three years in Chino, in California for assault. Looks good for a suspect.

Officer Lori Weston:
Except for the part where he's not actually alive.

Mrs. Kekoa:
[Woman gardening overhears end of Danny's phone conversation about an apartment no longer available to rent] If you're looking for an apartment, I think there's on available in this building.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh uh, yeah. That's nice but I think it's a little rich for my blood. Thank you.

Mrs. Kekoa:
You'll have to take the stairs. Something is wrong with the elevator.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Of course, something's wrong with the elevator. I'm cursed.

Officer Lori Weston:
What happens to the people that don't respect the heiau?

Samuel Lee:
...They open the door. [Lee looks at Danny] The dead will be looking for you now.

Officer Lori Weston:
Damn it! He got the drop on me. Sorry.

Steve McGarrett:
Don't say sorry. He could've killed you.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I was gonna ask you about the pet deposit. I need to put that, because my daughter, she wants a dog.

Land Lady:
Oh, I'm sorry. We have a strict no pet policy.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What're you taking about? What about the old lady?

Land Lady:
What old lady?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
The old lady with the big dopey hat and the little dog, and she was gardening. She's the one who told me that the elevator was busted, which by the way, you're gonna fix, right?

Land Lady:
It sounds like you're describing Mrs. Kekoa.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay. Mrs. Kekoa.

Land Lady:
Well, Mrs. Kekoa died five years ago. She fell down the elevator shaft.

Steve McGarrett:
Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt trick-or-treating.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No. It's fine. Grace was thrilled. She hates that hotel. I've got to find an apartment.

Steve McGarrett:
Well, you found 10 apartments, Danny. None are good enough.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Well, it's called taste and standards, buddy.

Steve McGarrett:
Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt trick-or-treating.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No. It's fine. Grace was thrilled. She hates that hotel. I've got to find an apartment.

Steve McGarrett:
Well, you found 10 apartments, Danny. None are good enough.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Well, it's called taste and standards, buddy.

Steve McGarrett:
No, it's... [interrupted by homeless man]

Samuel Lee:
Go!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'd like to. Thank you.

Samuel Lee:
You're forbidden to be here.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[to Steve] It's like New Jersey. [Back to the homeless man] Sleep it off, buddy, huh?

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Yells from across the crime scene] Danny! [Danny turns toward Chin's voice] Somebody threw a ro?k through your window.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, I know. It happened the night of the murders, Chin. Keep up, babe.

Chin Ho Kelly:
No, bruddah. The other one.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Cut to Danny looking at a huge rock in the backseat of his car, through the car's completely-smashed rear window] How does this even happen?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Well, maybe it's a consequence of dismissing an entire culture's spiritual beliefs.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh, right. A ghost! A ghost busted my windows. Is that really what you believe?

Steve McGarrett:
[after questioning a woman in a mental institution] Okay, so your professional assessment: is she just a great liar?

Officer Lori Weston:
In the course of five minutes, we witnessed aphasia, derm?tillomania, paranoia, vivid hallucinations. My professional assessment: that girl is off her rocker.

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah. A little bit. But if is she telling the truth? Did she shoot Straithan?

Officer Lori Weston:
Well, she thinks she did. But there's no way to tell if she shot him or somebody else.

Kono Kalakaua:
Oh. Thanks, Jerry. Look, I appreciate your hel, but you really didn't have to stick around.

Jerry Ortega:
Are you kidding? Research is my super power. Oh, by the way. I'm pretty sure I broke Captain America's printer. Also pretty sure he never uses it. Found it under a plant.

Kono Kalakaua:
C?ptain America?

Jerry Ortega:
Yeah. That's my little nickname for McGarrett.

Kono Kalakaua:
I like it. Okay, so did you find anything?

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Chin approaches Jerry's mom's house as the agent and prospective buyers are leaving] So your mom finally did it, huh?

Jerry Ortega:
Yeah, Moneypenny wasn't bluffing. She bought a place on Maui. Said she wants to be closer to her family. How am I supposed to take that?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Heh. Well, there comes a time when moms finally leave the nest, Jer.

Jerry Ortega:
Yeah, but things were going so well, then she pulls this. Right when I'm onto something huge.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Oh, right, Steve and Danny told me about the, uh, bookstore.

Jerry Ortega:
Not a bookstore, Chin. It's a front for a counterfeiting operation. It's only a matter of time before I prove it.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Bad guy involved in counterfeiting operation is listening in electronic ally from his car parked across the street] I'm sure you will. But, uh, listen, that's not why I'm here. I need your help, Jerry. A little girl was abducted this morning from a hula recital.

Jerry Ortega:
Yeah, whatever I can do. Of course, my expertise in abduction is more of the extraterrestrial variety, but, uh, hit me.

Jerry Ortega:
[Chin is entering the Five-O computer room] Hey, brah, get over here.

Chin Ho Kelly:
What, did you find something?

Jerry Ortega:
You know it. This was taken outside the school before the recital started. Behind the hula girl. Silver Beemer. Check him out.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Blue baseball cap. Matches the witness description.

Jerry Ortega:
Mm. I am like a rabbit's foot, aren't I.

Chin Ho Kelly:
You are definitely a good luck charm. Now, slide over.

Jerry Ortega:
[Chin manipulates the tabletop computer screen] Facial recognition. Total violation of our First Amendment rights. Cool. I also got us a partial license plate.

Kono Kalakaua:
Oh. Thanks, Jerry. Look, I appreciate your help, but you really didn't have to stick around.

Jerry Ortega:
Are you kidding? Research is my super power. Oh, by the way. I'm pretty sure I broke Captain America's printer. Also pretty sure he never uses it. Found it under a plant.

Kono Kalakaua:
C?ptain America?

Jerry Ortega:
Yeah. That's my little nickname for McGarrett.

Kono Kalakaua:
I like it. Okay, so did you find anything?

Steve McGarrett:
You know what, partner? We can get on a plane right now and settle this.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
See, that is why I love you, buddy. You're always willing to risk both of our lives. At any given moment.

Steve McGarrett:
Listen, man, I'll go through that door first, if it makes you feel better.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[quietly] I know you would.

Steve McGarrett:
So, listen, if somebody wanted to live off the grid, Jerry, and I'm talking, like, big brother fearing, income tax avoiding, way, *way* off the grid, where would they go?

Kono Kalakaua:
We're talking no phone service, no nosy tourists, no contact with the outside world.

Lou Grover:
What they're tryin' to say is, where do your like-minded friends all live?

Jerry Ortega:
How many people we lookin' at?

Kono Kalakaua:
Maybe a dozen. Possibly more.

Steve McGarrett:
Right, and it'd need to be a place that has the resources to sustain a community like that for a long period of time.

Jerry Ortega:
So, you're sayin' like if Amelia Earhart had come to Hawaii to fake her death instead of Howland Island.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Returning downstairs after killing Reyes' guards and steadily advancing on Reyes] What'd I just tell you, huh? What'd I say? Huh? What'd I tell you? Huh? Huh? [Grabs Reyes' shirt front and shoves him against the table, pointing his gun at him. Steve has returned and is now behind Danny, backing him up] What'd I say? [Danny's gun is now in Reyes' face and Reyes turns away] Look at me. Look at me. [pause, then quietly] Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. [Reyes finally looks at Danny] That's it. [Danny pulls the trigger]

Nick 'Valentine' Mercer:
Something happened when I got that new heart. I began thinking of the people I was asked to kill. Their loved ones. Their families. What did they do to deserve me?

Steve McGarrett:
Okay. Well, if your story's true, that can't have made Mr. Bagosa happy.

Nick 'Valentine' Mercer:
I never told Bagosa. Every contract I got, I pretended to fill it.

Lou Grover:
So what about all the people you're supposed to kill? What happened to them?

Nick 'Valentine' Mercer:
I found a safe place to hide them.

Chin Ho Kelly:
You created your own witness protection program.

Nick 'Valentine' Mercer:
That's right. An entire community made up of people that didn't deserve to die. But somehow Bagosa found out.

Lou Grover:
Then how is it that you're still walking around?

Nick 'Valentine' Mercer:
I'm that good.

Lou Grover:
Huh. [Rolling his eyes in disbelief]

Steve McGarrett:
That's why Bagosa sent Stegner to Hawaii, huh? To kill those people that you've been hiding?

Nick 'Valentine' Mercer:
Those people are innocent. I couldn't let Stegner end their lives. [Valentine smiles at Grover] You think I'm lying?

Lou Grover:
I think you just told a really great campfire story. And the only things missing are the marshmallows.

Kono Kalakaua:
[the Five 0 team have set up traps for Bagosa and his henchmen. Kono comes out of a closet and takes out a guy. She speaks into her radio] It worked.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Through the closed team radio lines] Told ya.

Jerry Ortega:
[Jerry is in the basement commandeering radio transmissions to trap more bad guys in various locations on the compound] Hey, how about a little love for the maestro?

Kono Kalakaua:
Good work, Jerry.

Jerry Ortega:
Thanks, sistah.

Steve McGarrett:
[Over the closed team radio] Jerry, we got movement.

Jerry Ortega:
[to the team] One diversion, coming right up. [Radio transmission for another lure] Hey, have you seen my pocket knife?

Steve McGarrett:
[More voices from various rooms. Grover takes out his guy in a workroom. Chin takes out a guy in the kitchen. Danny ambushes a guy from a bathroom stall. Steve and his guy come busting out of a door fighting and Steve is getting pummeled on the grass] A little help here!

Albert Bagosa:
[Holding a gun to Steve's back as Steve is punching the guy on the grass this time] Freeze! [Bagosa clicks his gun to shoot]

Nick 'Valentine' Mercer:
[Valentine holds and clicks his gun ?t the back of Bargosa's head] Hello, boss.

Albert Bagosa:
Do you have any idea what you're doing, Valentine?

Nick 'Valentine' Mercer:
Asking you politely to put down your gun. You know me better than anyone. I'll blow your damn head off right here.

Steve McGarrett:
[Bagosa lowers his gun, Steve takes it out of his hand, and Valentine clicks his gun to show Bargosa that it was not loaded. Steve instructs Chin after cuffing his guy] Take him away.

Chin Ho Kelly:
My pleasure.

Albert Bagosa:
[Turns to Valentine] I saved your life.

Nick 'Valentine' Mercer:
In ways you'll never know.

Lou Grover:
[Lou comes over to cuff Bargosa] You wanna step this way, sir. Got a nice little cage for you.

Nick 'Valentine' Mercer:
[Steve approaches Valentine. Valentine hands him his gun] Thank you. [Valentine puts his wrists out to be cuffed]

Steve McGarrett:
Let's go.

Gerard Hirsch:
[getting wired for a ransom drop] Can I at least wear a bulletproof vest?

Kono Kalakaua:
Why? If they shoot you, it's gonna be in the head.

Steve McGarrett:
I like this kid.

Catherine Rollins:
Of course you do. He's you at 13.

Carjacker:
Crazy man ripped out my nose ring!

Sgt. Duke Lukela:
Make sure you put that in evidence.

Steve McGarrett:
Absolutely.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Are you sure this is a good idea?

Steve McGarrett:
He looked after my sister.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, I know. And she ran away.

Kamekona:
Hey, that's bulei, bro. She tricked me. Playing on my emotional vulnerabilities.

Chin Ho Kelly:
You know what they say about coincideces?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I don't.

Chin Ho Kelly:
They usually take a lot of planning.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[about an empty sandbag] It could be garbage. But one man's garbage is another man's evidence. Let's grab it.

Steve McGarrett:
Just do what they say, Mamo, okay? There's a tsunami coming. It's not safe to be on the beach.

Mamo Kahike:
Steve, I was here in '60, '64 and '75. I've seen 'em all. There's no tsunami today.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, I hear you, but you gotta get out of there just in case, all right?

Mamo Kahike:
Okay, brah, but I'm telling you. Someone's blowing smoke up somebody's o'hole.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You cannot create a tsunami.

Steve McGarrett:
That's right... unless you can!

Catherine Rollins:
[Answering her cellphone] What do you need?

Steve McGarrett:
Why can't I just be calling to say "hello?"

Catherine Rollins:
Theorhetically it's possible, sure. Butt you never have before and it's an odd time to start.

Steve McGarrett:
That's a fair point.

Chin Ho Kelly:
We've got a problem.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What is that?

Chin Ho Kelly:
The wave's just picked up speed. It's coming in faster than they thought.

Steve McGarrett:
How much faster?

Chin Ho Kelly:
It's coming in right now!

Grace Williams:
Mm. Me and daddy like to play cards.

Kamekona:
Shoots. You looking at the King of "Go Fish."

Grace Williams:
Mm uh. How about 5 card draw?

Kamekona:
Oooo.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
We go bust these guys, HPD does an inventory on that money. They are gonna see that $10 million is missing.

Kono Kalakaua:
It doesn't ncessarily trace back to us.

Steve McGarrett:
We asked the governor to borrow $10 million, and she turned us down. As soon as the HPD tells her how much exactly is missing, she'll put it all together. But what's the alternative.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
We could let them go. Get a clean slate... But I'd never look at my daughter's face again... Let's go.

Commander Sam Hale:
Coast Guard tracked that drug deal for 6 months. It was supposed to be our take down. But then HPD swooped in and took the credit. Now I'm being pushed out before my 20. No pension. No benefits. My country owes me.

Steve McGarrett:
Hey, let's clear things right now. You swore to defend, and support this country no matter the cost. She doesn't owe you anything.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
It's uh, gonna be your last chance to say it. Come on.

Steve McGarrett:
...Book 'em, Danno.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[as Steve's about to talk withe the Governor] What are you looking at? We're all in this together.

Steve McGarrett:
She wanted to thank us. Actually to - to uh, congratulate us on another job well done.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm - I'm sorry. What?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Allright, what about the money?

Steve McGarrett:
28 million. It's all present and accounted for.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Hmmm.

Kono Kalakaua:
Whoa. I don't understand.

Steve McGarrett:
The money's all there.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What the hell is that?

Kono Kalakaua:
It's a tsunami warning.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
It's a tsunami...? Are you kidding me?

Steve McGarrett:
I need to know who's sending these e-mails.

Tanya:
How am I supposed to know that?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You're a hacker.

[Danny hands Tanya her laptop]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Hack.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[about a dead suspect] You couldn't have walked him down the steps?

Steve McGarrett:
What's in his hand, Danny? He drew his gun on me. Okay?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Watching a secret OPS raid in Mexico] You did all this?

Steve McGarrett:
Neither can confirm or deny.

Joe White:
The island seemed like a - pretty good place to wind it down.

Steve McGarrett:
The thing is, Joe, I mean you're not a - you're not a fun-in-the-sun hang loose aloha type.

Joe White:
They let you stay.

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah, they did.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Do you have any extenuating evidence that might suggest that this might not be a suicide?

Steve McGarrett:
No.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Okay, well, then I'm going to need a little bit more than that in order to reopen the case. Considering that my *boss*, the Senior Medical Examiner was the one who performed the autopsy. There is an unwritten rule that you don't mess with the boss's toe tags.

Chin Ho Kelly:
You remember when you shredded your knee. The doctors said you'd never stand on a board again, and you proved them wrong.

Kono Kalakaua:
It's not the same.

Chin Ho Kelly:
It is. Except on this one, you're giving up without a fight.

Kono Kalakaua:
Look, I appreciate everything you're trying to do, but you're wasting time.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You came close once? Close is no good unless you're playing horseshoes or handgrendades. You were married or you were not married.

Officer Lori Weston:
No, close. Like day before the wedding bought the dress - close.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh. Runaway Bride. What happened?

Officer Lori Weston:
You first.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh, it's very complicated.

Officer Lori Weston:
Yeah?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Mm hmm.

Officer Lori Weston:
Ditto.

Joe White:
Hawaii's not exactly the place for IEDs.

Steve McGarrett:
It is if you want to keep your investment safe. [Points to a marijuana field]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[to Steve about Lori] Hey. Hey. Hey. She follows orders. She likes sports. If she was into blowing up stuff, romantic getaways to the DMZ, I'd say we are looking at a love connection.

Joe White:
[Entering a Wade is training some Marines in a pool] You're getting soft in your old age Wade.

Commanding Officer Wade Gutches:
Why don't you jump in and show 'em how it's done?

Frank Delano:
Listen Kono, I don't want to sit around all day and play footsie. A person with your skillset and experience has a... certain value in my line of work.

Kono Kalakaua:
And what kind of work is that?

Frank Delano:
It's kind of like Police work, except the bad guys we take down, we don't read Miranda, we just take their money.

Kono Kalakaua:
So you provide a Public Service.

Frank Delano:
Something like that.

Steve McGarrett:
Listen, we're up and running on this investigation, understand? By the time the Provost Marshall get saavy, more SEALS could be in danger, if not dead.

Commanding Officer Wade Gutches:
Copy. But *you* more than anybody should understand that I cannot *compromise* ongoing Naval investigations. Now, I said, I'll do what I can. Thanks for the beer.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Looking the contents of a folder] Operation: Strawberry Field ring a bell?

Steve McGarrett:
What did you say?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Operation: Strawberry Field. It's got a picture of you and your men. [Steve grabs the folder] Photo of you.

Steve McGarrett:
It's classified.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh, I apologize. The chameleon unclassified it.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
So what? You not gonna - tell me about Operation: Strawberry Field?

Steve McGarrett:
No.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No. No. Cause you'd have to kill me if you told me

Steve McGarrett:
Keep it up.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Watching some SEALS in action] You did this stuff?

Steve McGarrett:
I neither confirm nor deny.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Glad you're on our team.

Officer Lori Weston:
...Me too.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What the hell are you talking about? What are you, trying to confuse me? I'm angry. Do you want to make me more angry? What does that mean?

Jerry Ortega:
You wanted a smoking gun? Well, chew on this. Not that one chews on a gun. I'm kinda mixing metaphors there. But, you get the point. Also, hi. How's it going?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm gonna need a vest. Vest, please.

Steve McGarrett:
You don't know what my plan is.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That is true, but I know you. And I know that any plan you have is going to involve me in potential serious bodily harm.

Steve McGarrett:
What are you talking about?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm talking about this. Let's just say that over the years, our marriage has become predictable.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Gentlemen.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Peg Leg.

Dr. Max Bergman:
A peg leg is a prosthesis often made of wood and portrayed in pirate movies. A cane, such as the one I'm using is a mobility aid. And ballistic trauma is not something to be making fun of, Detective Williams.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I knew I should have just said hello.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
How many were there?

Steve McGarrett:
Three.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Three, okay, good, cuz I was wondering how one little burglar comes in and takes advantage of a Navy SEAL.

Steve McGarrett:
They weren't burglars. Okay? They were professionals. They were organized and precise.

Steve McGarrett:
Something's wrong.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Do me a favor, please. Will you not go there, okay? You don't know anything. Maybe she went out last night. Maybe she got a little goofy. She's sleeping it off. Let me be a little honest about something. If first thing in the morning, I see your face pop up on my phone, I might not answer it either.

Steve McGarrett:
They didn't break into the house, Danny. And the only other person who has a key is Mary.

Steve McGarrett:
How do you know Cop Shorthand?

Mary Ann McGarrett:
Um, because I had this incident once in L.A.

Steve McGarrett:
What incident?

Mary Ann McGarrett:
It doesn't matter, all right?

Steve McGarrett:
Because we busted a mole in there a while back. And if he found out you were there asking questions. He could've passed it on to all the wrong people. I mean, I can't believe you did all this, Mary.

Mary Ann McGarrett:
Well, I mean, dad's a cop. You're like a freaking ninja. The least I could do was dial a phone.

Steve McGarrett:
You're something else.

Mary Ann McGarrett:
You know why dad shipped us away now. It's because mom was killed. He was trying to protect us. How are you going to find these guys Steve?

Steve McGarrett:
I don't know. But the only other evidence that we had was in that toolbox, and now it's gone.

Mary Ann McGarrett:
Wait. [Mary takes her cell phone out of her po?ket] Not exactly.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[after Steve drives a motorcycle through the front door of a business and up a flight of stairs] I have number of a therapist I wanna give you, okay? Walk up steps like a human.

Steve McGarrett:
This is it. My dad was getting closer. He wanted to uncover the identity of the local oyabon, the boss. That's why they targeted him. The Yakuza wanted him dead. So they planted a bomb under his car. Only they didn't bet on my mother driving the car that day. And that's why my dad wanted me to find that toolbox. To finish this investigation that he started.

Steve McGarrett:
Let me tell you something. I know who you are. I know what you've done to me and my family. And I'm here to tell you - no amount of money or manpower is gonna save you.

Hiro Noshimuri:
Save me?... From what?

Steve McGarrett:
From me.

Hiro Noshimuri:
What did you say your name was?

Governor Pat Jameson:
[Entering] McGarrett?

Governor Pat Jameson:
If what you say is true, and you're gonna go after someone as powerful and as connected as Hiro Noshimuri, you better be damn certain you've got rock solid evidence and proceed with extreme caution.

Steve McGarrett:
Duly noted.

Governor Pat Jameson:
Because if you don't, I don't think I'm going to be able to protect you.

Steve McGarrett:
[to Koji] I know you rigged that car. I don't have any proof. But I will. I'm going to do whatever it takes. I'm going to be on you 24/7. I'm going to dig up every skeleton, in every closet. And then I'm coming after you... [Notices Wo Fat] You - what's your name?

Wo Fat:
Wo Fat.

Steve McGarrett:
Game's over. Go home.

Wo Fat:
Yes sir.

Mary Ann McGarrett:
This is so stupid. I didn't even want to be here. Now I don't want to go. It started to feel like home again.

Steve McGarrett:
What are you talking about? This is always going to be your home. But while Koji is a free man, and until this is over and I know it's safe for you to be here.

Mary Ann McGarrett:
I'm having a deja vu moment. [Mary sniffles] It's just like before when dad brought us both here but put us on different planes back to the mainland. I haven't talked to you in 10 years. And I never saw dad again.

Steve McGarrett:
Hey. Hey. We're going to see each other again, okay? We will.

Mary Ann McGarrett:
You promise?

Steve McGarrett:
Yes. I promise.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Hiro's brother, Koji, was found dead an hour ago.

Steve McGarrett:
How?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Car accident. Do you believe it?

Steve McGarrett:
No.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[tracking Mary's cell phone] Chin, get a location?

Chin Ho Kelly:
I couldn't get a lock. But the last signal that came from her cell phone bounced off a transponder near Punchbowl.

Steve McGarrett:
All right, Chin, listen. It's coming from the trunk of a car, climbing upwards, all right?

Chin Ho Kelly:
That's gotta be the Pali Highway. There are dirt roads that lead to the forest reserves right before Maunaili.

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah.

[Steve turns on his siren and spins the car around]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Pali Highway's that way.

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, what? Why are you going this way?

Steve McGarrett:
'Cause we can't get there fast enough by car.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[after seeing Governor Jameson storm into McGarrett's office] That, uh, looked like it went really well. Should I pack now for Jersey?

Steve McGarrett:
Not getting off that easy. I wanna know everything there is to know about Hiro Noshimuri, okay? I wanna know every business he runs, who all his employees are. All his family members, every friend he has. I wanna know where he eats, I wanna know where he sleeps. I want it all, okay? We're gonna tear into this guy's life and we're gonna rip it all apart.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I have never liked you more than in this moment right now. It's beautiful.

Steve McGarrett:
My dad was a total pack rat. Kept everything from his days as a cop. If he's got a copy of his district picture, it's gonna be here.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
They make every officer take one. I blinked during mine; I look like I'm sleeping. Grace thinks it's hysterical.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
So you know, I have an amazing, amazing amount of respect for your memory, all right? But without hard evidence - hello? - without hard evidence, we cannot - NOT - go after Hiro or his brother. And I am sure your father was in the same position eighteen years go.

Steve McGarrett:
Listen to me. I am not my father, okay? I don't have a wife and kids to protect.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That doesn't give you license to go out and do something stupid!

Steve McGarrett:
Like what, put bullets in Koji and Hiro's heads?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, that would qualify.

Governor Pat Jameson:
Is there any beer in this office?

Steve McGarrett:
What?

Governor Pat Jameson:
I have never known a Navy man who couldn't find a lady a beer.

Steve McGarrett:
Uh, yeah, of course. [Gets a bottle of beer out of his mini fridge] I'll, uh, scrounge up a glass.

Governor Pat Jameson:
Eh. [Governor extends her arm... Steve pops the cap and hands her the bottle] Thank you. [Governor takes a swig straight from the bottle]

Lou Grover:
[Lou is on the phone while at the hospital with Danny and Kono where they brought in a poison victim] Okay. Thank you. [to Danny] You were right. That was the ATA [American Thoroughbred Association] . Blood from Keone's, direct DNA match to Urban Myth.

Danny Williams:
Uhuh. Okay, and that sample was taken a couple of days ago. That means that horse is on this island.

Kono Kalakaua:
Keone must have come into contact with him, and then reached out to Harrison to let him know he found his missing horse.

Lou Grover:
Harrison tells Keone to get a blood sample so that he can confirm.

Danny Williams:
And then whoever has Urban Myth realizes that somebody's on to him and realizes he has to clip 'em both.

Lou Grover:
We gotta figure out who's got that horse.

Kono Kalakaua:
Okay. The thing I don't get is this. Why would you steal a racehorse and not ransom it? I mean, it's not like you can run it anywhere.

Danny Williams:
No. But you could put it out to stud, and make a lot of money.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Chin and Steve are at Five-O headquarters at the computer table] Okay. So we checked, and there are only three stud farms on the entire island. But one of them, Nakata Ranch, was right on Keone's delivery route.

Kono Kalakaua:
[Kono, Danny, and Lou on speaker phone at the hospital] That must be where he saw Urban Myth.

Danny Williams:
Okay. What do we know about this place?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Owner's name is Al Mokuau.

Lou Grover:
That's the guy from the rodeo. That's the same guy who tried to pin this whole thing on Luke Pakele. I say we round him up.

Steve McGarrett:
What was that, a horse metaphor?

Lou Grover:
Yes, sir.

Malia Waincroft:
[after Chin removes her necklace] What - what are you doing?

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Chin takes the ring and puts it on her finger] I'm fixing a mistake. [Malia gasps] This should have been on your finger a long time ago.

Malia Waincroft:
Chin Ho Kelly, I would love nothing more than to be your wife.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[to a suspect] Are you - I mean, how big of a moron are you, huh? A woman turns up dead after you make a series of death threats. Do you think that jury is just going to ignore that?

Steve McGarrett:
Do I - is that concern I see?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, jerk. I'm concerned. Big deal.

Steve McGarrett:
I'll be fine, all right? It's North Korea. What could happen?

Kono Kalakaua:
Okay, what the Hell?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Wasn't Jenna supposed to be in DC these last three months?

Kono Kalakaua:
Yeah, McGarrett said she was trying to find her fiancee. Apparently, she's not trying very hard.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Well, if she lied to McGarrett about that, what else is she lying about?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I have no idea. But a woman was murdered over it. And someone we used to work with it might be involved now - Jenna Kaye.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
Well, why don't you ask her about it?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, I would, but uh, I can't because she with Steve in North Korea.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
WHAT?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I think he's in trouble, Joe.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Well, we can forget it. Because even if the Governor appealed to the State Department about launching a diplomatic mission, something like that could take weeks, even months to approve.

Lori Weston:
Okay, we don't have that kind of time.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Something needs to be done right now.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
That's right.

Kono Kalakaua:
So what do we do?

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
...We're going to bring Steve home.

Lieutenant Commander Joe White:
We're on our own. I'm gonna need your badges and IDs. The minute the plane leaves the ground we're just civilians. That means no military supplies, fire support, or friendlies in the area. If the mission is compromised we go on... escape-and-evade. And in the unlikely event that we pull this off, we could be charged with espionage, face Federal prosecution and prison time for what we are about to do. That is of course, if any of us make it back. So if anyone wants to back out, now is the time. No shame in it. Go with God, and wish us luck. [No one moves] All right, that settles it. We come back with Steve, or we don't come back.

Frank Bama:
[after meeting Danny] Pleasure. Drink?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, thank you. I'm uh, more of a margarita guy myself.

Frank Bama:
Can't argue with you there.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[looking at the chopper] We're going up in that thing?

Lori Weston:
Is anyone else terrified right now?

Kono Kalakaua:
It can't be that bad, right? [Frank removes a live chicken from the co-pilot seat] Okay now I'm terrified.

Steve McGarrett:
I'm gonna kill you! You're a dead man! You're a dead man!

Wo Fat:
We're getting on a plane in one hour, and you're taking me to Shelburne.

Frank Bama:
Hey. There's a bridge up that road about a mile up. How about we put that RPG to good use there? You ever fired one?

Lori Weston:
No.

Frank Bama:
It'll mess your hair up, but just like any old gun - just point and shoot.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[In the rescue chopper, Steve looks thankfully at Danny] No, don't. You can thank me when we get back to O'ahu.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You can thank me by being the best man at my wedding. [Steve gives him a surprised look and a smile] I'm getting married.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Ev?ryone is cheering except Danny] No, don't do it. It's a terrible idea.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Thank you. I appreciate the support.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Seriously. Don't get married. Just find a woman you really hate

Seal Team Nine:
And buy her a house!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's right.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[after the ambush. Danny has found Steve alive but weak in the back ofone of the trucks] Hey, it's Steve! I got Steve! He's alive!

Steve McGarrett:
Danny. Where's So Fat?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Untying the rope binding Steve's hands] Just shut up, would ya?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Chin and Joe show up relieved] Come on. Let's go. [Cut to Wo Fat escaping in the jungle stream]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
This place is crazy. All these people, you'd think it was the Super Bowl.

Steve McGarrett:
That's Hawaii. The Coral Prince Championship *is* our Super Bowl.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Grace keeps asking me for surfing lessons. I told her no chance.

Steve McGarrett:
What, you got something against surfing now?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, I don't have anything against surfing. I have something against sharks, skin cancer, anything involving my daughter wearing a bikini.

Steve McGarrett:
You okay?

Kono Kalakaua:
Yeah. I want to go to the Coral Prince House. Talk to the team. Get some statements.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Kono, we can cover this one for you.

Kono Kalakaua:
No. I want this one.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm sorry. Is that - are you speaking English?

Surfer:
Hey no need for get agro.

Steve McGarrett:
He caught it on land, brah... Danno don't surf.

Surfer:
Shoots. [Surfer leaves]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I dare you to tell me what he just said. I'm done.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Cuz, take the day.

Kono Kalakaua:
You know I can't do that.

Chin Ho Kelly:
You part of doing this job, is knowing when you're not the one to do the job.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay. So the shot was fired from Papaukea Ridgeline above the houses.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Yeah. Problem is there's no roads in or out of there.

Steve McGarrett:
...We don't need roads.

Kono Kalakaua:
I just felt helpless out there.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I know. Cops supposed to come in and save the day. But sometimes we just can't

Kono Kalakaua:
And surfing was more than just a sport to him. It was Earth, and the sun and the sky and the water and the heart. It was everything and he passed that on to his surfers. And it made us better people. I need to pay him back for that and I can't do that sitting here.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I understand.

Steve McGarrett:
On this Island, there is an easy way to do things and a hard way. With the Kapu, talking to Ka Wika *before* we go after Levi and Diego is the easy way.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Ah, so what's uh, throwing somebody in a shark tank and then hanging another guy off a roof?

Steve McGarrett:
Those guys were from out of town.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You're a sick person, you know that?

Steve McGarrett:
In the best possible way though, right?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, no, not in the best possible way. In a very terrible way. It's not a compliment. You understand?

Steve McGarrett:
Trust me I know this road.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
This is not a road. A road has asphault, two lanes. This is dirt on a cliff, okay? It's a long way down.

Steve McGarrett:
Scared?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No. I am not scared. I am rationally concerned.

Steve McGarrett:
You know when I say "Book 'im Danno." It's a term of enderment.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay, do it everyday. I like it.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
This is not a road. A road has asphalt and two lanes, this is dirt on a cliff!

Kono Kalakaua:
Did you ever have a teacher that turned you around? Someone that made you look at everything in a whole new way?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, actually. Uh, Mrs. Stojack, my sixth grade history teacher. Till I met her, I thought that the Cold War was fought in Alaska.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[having drunk a virgin cocktail called a Blue Hawaii] My tongue is the same color as my shirt.

Danny Williams:
How does this not end with both of us dying? You're gonna blow something up?

Steve McGarrett:
Called a direction charge. Sends explosive energy in one direction. Anything that's behind it, theoretically, is reasonably safe.

Danny Williams:
It's reasonably... nothing of what you just said sounds reasonable.

Danny Williams:
[the team has just busted into a parking garage, guns drawn, only to find it empty] Maybe it's just me, but aren't there supposed to be guns... at a gun deal? Maybe a gun dealer? Something like that.

Danny Williams:
Well, I don't know what the hell I was doing coming here getting relationship advice from you. What do you know?

Steve McGarrett:
I know people.

Danny Williams:
You know how to *kill* people. There's a big difference.

Danny Williams:
[Steve is about to cause an explosion that he hopes will create an opening for them to escape through] Hold on. Before we do this, I just want you to know one thing.

Steve McGarrett:
What?

Danny Williams:
Whatever happens, I really, *really*... from the bottom of my heart... hate you so much. [He laughs and Steve joins him]

Steve McGarrett:
I love you, too, pal.

Danny Williams:
[He and Steve have just been rescued from the collapsed building] Well, if this is the, uh... power of positive thinking, I like it. It's good.

Steve McGarrett:
You know, that's the same as you, uh... you admitting that I was right. I don't wanna put words in your mouth or anything.

Danny Williams:
When we were in there, you said, uh... you know, before you did the thing with the bomb, you said what you said. I want you to know I... I feel the same way.

Steve McGarrett:
[Knowing full well what he is referring to] How is that exactly?

Danny Williams:
You gonna make me say it? [Steve just looks at him and waits] C'mere. [They hug] I love ya.

Steve McGarrett:
Tell her you need another 24 hours to get the money.

Barry Burns:
I already stalled her once. If I don't give her the money, she'll shoot me in the face!

Steve McGarrett:
That's a risk we're willing to take.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[In an apartment on a stakeout] It smells in here. It's like, uh, loneliness... and despair.

Steve McGarrett:
It's moth balls.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Draws his gun as a cat runs by out of nowhere] Whoa!

Steve McGarrett:
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you- what is the matter with you?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What's the matter with me? The thing jumped out of nowhere. I got scared. What do you want?

Steve McGarrett:
What do I want you to do? Maybe react like a grown man. How 'bout that? It's a cat.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay. Lemme explain something to you that you do not know. [Points at himself] I don't like- [Looks down, realizes he is pointing his own gun at his chest and holsters his weapon] I don't like cats.

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah, I love cats. Who doesn't love cats? They're awesome. They're like little adorable ninjas. They're smart. They're fast. And they're cute and cuddly at the same time.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Walks to the window that has a view of their female suspect] We got a situation here.

Steve McGarrett:
[Follows Danny] What do we got?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Their female suspect is stripping down to her underwear. They start talking over each other] I mean this...? What do we do? I mean, I don't- What's the protocol here? Do we watch? Do we not watch?

Steve McGarrett:
[In a very reasonable tone] That's what we're here for. We gotta watch.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
It's our job as far as I'm concerned...

Steve McGarrett:
I mean, I don't- It's not like...

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[She pulls the curtains closed and they suddenly stop talking, sighing in disappointment] Lost visual.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[He and Steve are shocked at first, then fascinated and can't look away as Emma Mills and Mia Price start making out] Looks like she's giving her more than just a piece of the action, huh?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I fell asleep. I miss anything? [Steve leans over to their equipment and turns it up so they hear sounds of the two women making love] Apparently not.

Steve McGarrett:
They stopped for a water break about a half an hour ago.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's good. You gotta stay hydrated.

Steve McGarrett:
Very important.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[They see the women's shadows through the curtains next door] See this... this is bad for us men in general. This is what gives us a bad name. Twenty, thirty minutes. That includes a drink. Takes us three hours.

Steve McGarrett:
Impossible.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
They make us look terrible.

Steve McGarrett:
It's impossible.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
We can't do this.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I have seen you personally put yourself in every conceivable life-threatening situation without batting an eye. Like it's nothing. But, when it comes to talking about your feelings, forget about it. You'd rather choose cyanide. [Steve looks away] Huh? Forget it. Wake me up if they stop, or do something interesting... open up that curtain.

Steve McGarrett:
[after a long pause] You wanna know why I don't play guitar anymore?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yes. I would like to know why you don't play guitar anymore.

Steve McGarrett:
[Another pause] Tenth grade talent show. I signed up to perform. I practiced this song every day for months and months, and the day finally came around. I was standing in the wings. My guitar was in tune. They called me my name. I walked out on stage... and turned around and looked at all those people... And I couldn't do it... I couldn't do it, so I walked off and I never played the guitar again.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's it?

Steve McGarrett:
That's it.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Tenth grade. You had stage fright. So, you never played the guitar again?

Steve McGarrett:
I didn't have stage fright. It was bigger than that. I'm tellin' you, man, it was a, uh... I don't know. I guess it was an existential crisis. I just, in that moment, I couldn't handle... the, the vulnerability that I was experiencing. I couldn't handle how *exposed*... I felt. I felt like I couldn't breathe, and I thought it was gonna kill me. Look, man. I was raised differently than you, okay? I wasn't raised in a house with a supportive family, encouraging me to share my feelings. And, in your case, every feeling. The McGarrett men are a different breed. They- To them, showing emotions is showing weakness. You know? I mean, it's stupid, but it's just the way it is.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I understand that. I just figured after everything we've been through... you know... your father, my brother. Everything. I figured maybe I was, you know... somebody that you could open up to, is all.

Steve McGarrett:
I just did.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You called a drug dealer to find Mr. Pickles?

Steve McGarrett:
And why did I have to do that, Danny?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, no, no. Don't do this, okay? It's not my fault. It's your fault.

Steve McGarrett:
How is this *my* fault, Mr. Pickles got out? You're the reason. You left the window open.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Well, I wouldn't have had to leave the window open if you hadn't decided it was a good idea to make a microwave omelet!

Steve McGarrett:
You know what? This whole passive aggressive thing? I'm done. I'm tired. It's tiring.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Alright, let's do *aggressive* aggressive! You want that?

Steve McGarrett:
I gotta go, guys. I got somethin' with Danny I gotta take care of.

Lou Grover:
You late for an argument? Oh, the marriage counselor! How's that goin'?

Kono Kalakaua:
Yeah, you rekindling your romance?

Steve McGarrett:
[Danny just gave him a guitar] Hey, man, thank you. [as Danny walks around his car to the passenger side] Oh, listen, by the way. [Steve tosses the keys to Danny] Why don't you drive?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I drive. Wow. Definitely a break through, Steven.

Steve McGarrett:
Don't get too excited, alright. I'm still controlling the radio. [They get in, and Steve tunes the radio to classic rock. The Boys Are Back in Town starts playing as they drive away]

Kamekona:
Are you asking what I think you're asking?

Chin Ho Kelly:
I need you to go undercover again. It's the only way to get Levi.

Kamekona:
I'm in.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You killed my frittata.

Steve McGarrett:
I put it out of its misery.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You have aneurysm face. Why?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
This guy better have some underwear under that loincloth.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Hawaiians call it an amalo.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I call it an invitation to chafing.

Steve McGarrett:
Don't you want Grace to know you're happy? You're her Daddy.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Hey. I am happy.

Steve McGarrett:
You're never happy.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm happy when I'm not around you.

Steve McGarrett:
That's a lie, too. You love me.

Duke Lukela:
[Referring to Steve] What's he doing?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Undoubtedly, something insane.

Morgue Attendant:
Boss said you wanted to see me?

Joe White:
This man's name is William Harrington. [He looks down at Billy's face] Former Lieutenant Commander, SEAL Team 7. He saw action in Iraq and Afghanistan. Served his country with courage and distinction.

Morgue Attendant:
I'll take good care of him, sir.

Joe White:
I'm sure you will. [He respectfully pulls the sheet over Billy's head and places his hand on his chest] I just wanted you to know who he is.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
On the phone you said you were bringing Shelburne back.

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah, this is Shelburne.

Doris McGarrett:
You can call me "Mom". At least someone should.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Mom? Whose mom?

Steve McGarrett:
That would be mine.

Doris McGarrett:
[Introducing herself to Danny] Doris McGarrett.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Danny Williams. You know, for a woman who died in a car bomb 20 years ago, you are remarkably well put together.

Steve McGarrett:
Son of a b*tch. He wants a full inquiry into the Delano release.

Doris McGarrett:
Stephen.

Steve McGarrett:
I'm sorry

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh, yeah, watch your mouth, Stephen.

Doris McGarrett:
That goes for you, too, smart-ass.

Lou Grover:
[Joe climbs to the second story as the others are engaged in a gun fight] That settles it.that settles it.

Steve McGarrett:
What?

Lou Grover:
You weren't born crazy. *He* trained you.

Lou Grover:
[Joe White climbs to the second floor during a gun battle] I guess that settles that.

Steve McGarrett:
What?

Lou Grover:
You weren't really born a crazy son-of-a-b*tch. This is the guy that taught you.

Joe White:
The only easy day was yesterday.

Steve McGarrett:
[after Joe drove the van into the harbor to neutralize the virus] Could you be any more dramatic?

Joe White:
I could have held my breath for another 30 seconds, but I didn't want you gettin' wet.

Steve McGarrett:
Oh, really. Really. How'd you know I'd jump in?

Joe White:
I trained you, son.

Steve McGarrett:
You coulda killed yourself! You know that?

Joe White:
Nothin' you wouldn't have done yourself.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, he's right. You would have done something *equally* as stupid.

Joe White:
I guess that depends on how you define stupid.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Your mother is a spy, and a woman. She will know.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
We're in a boat, a leaky boat. Sounds like sinking to me, Steve.

Steve McGarrett:
Technically, it's a dinghy, but we're not sinking. Okay?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I stand corrected. We are stranded in a slowly leaking dinghy.

Steve McGarrett:
We're not stranded.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Hey, Steve, I don't know if you've noticed but we're in the middle of the ocean. How... How is that not stranded?

Steve McGarrett:
Are you done?

Mary Ann McGarrett:
[laugh] You know, the last time I saw you was at *mom's* funeral. I guess that's how we do family reunions. Cause I was thinking it could've been cool to have a picnic in between or something, you know?

Steve McGarrett:
Picnic?

Mary Ann McGarrett:
Yeah. Picnic. Something that, I don't know, normal families do.

Doctor Teddy Oh:
I was thinking more about a physical injury.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No. No. This - this guy is like a physical injury, Doc. Ten minutes after meeting him, I get shot and blasted through a window, okay? A few hours after that, he drives a car, I'm not joking, onto a deck of a Chinese Freight ship. And yes, I was in it. The car, not the ship.

Doctor Teddy Oh:
He drove a car onto a boat?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah. He's an animal. And I sort of get the feeling that he's just getting warmed up.

Doctor Teddy Oh:
Ouch.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
So how do I fix it?

Doctor Teddy Oh:
You get a new partner.

Steve McGarrett:
Billy, so help me God, you answer incorrectly one more time, I gonna put those scrubs on you myself and then drop you in general population. How long do you think you'll last there?

Billy Omana:
[Scoffs] You can't do that.

Steve McGarrett:
[Showing his badge] This here says I can.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Coming in?

Kono Kalakaua:
IT's the men's room.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Luxury of carrying a badge, kid. You can go anywhere.

Mary Ann McGarrett:
I mean we were invisible to that man. I-I would have taken anything from him, even disappointment. Because it would've been something.

Steve McGarrett:
Listen, Mare, I know this is really hard for you to accept, okay? But dad loved us. He just - didn't know how to show it, I guess.

Mary Ann McGarrett:
A tie? Seriously? [Steve and Mary laugh]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah. What is it with you people and ties?

Mary Ann McGarrett, Steve McGarrett:
We're in Hawaii.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Wow. In stereo. That's great. Thanks.

Walton Dawkins:
I watched you die.

Craig Ellers:
No, you watched me passed out. The doctors said the bullet you put in me missed my vital organs.

Walton Dawkins:
Well, uh, lucky me. Cause uh, now, I get to collect the money you hid from me Paul. Oh, sorry. What are you calling yourself? Craig?

Catherine Rollins:
Yeah, look this could raise some flags.

Steve McGarrett:
Classify it as an NSA request for a Black Ops Drop Box, okay? Come on, Cath. I need this.

Catherine Rollins:
You know, you're like the good looking guy in high school who knows how cute he is and won't take no for an answer.

Chin Ho Kelly:
You got her to use a Miltary Recon Satellite and then you made a date?

Steve McGarrett:
I'm a multi-tasker.

Chin Ho Kelly:
...Impressive.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh yeah play basketball, it's not like we have a killer to catch or anything.

Steve McGarrett:
Clocks tickin' he's our best lead.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay, alright, time out, time out. You've never played basketball have you?

Steve McGarrett:
I've played once or twice.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, yeah I'm mean I could see that, it looked like I was watching Lebron maybe he's just this much better.

Steve McGarrett:
You know what football was my sport okay.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah now you tell me.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Can you just give me a second here? Can I have some space? [to Steve] Alright listen to me, you're not gonna out shoot him, so out 'D' him alright. Play it like it's football, put a body on him, steal the ball away from him, and put it in the hoop. What's he gonna do? Call a foul? We're in jail.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[chasing a murder suspect] What part of "don't move" did he not understand, huh?

Steve McGarrett:
You kill a cop on this island, and we're gonna take it really personal.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Do me a favor, please, okay? This is obviously temporary until I find something different. More important that this place isn't haunted.

Steve McGarrett:
Not haunted? You run a blue light over this place last thing you have to worry about is ghosts, my friend. You know what I'm saing?

Jeff Morrison:
Monica reminds me a lot of you: hard working, motivated, stubborn. All in the best possible sense, of course.

Lori Weston:
Of course.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I found signs of forced entry through the back window. Can you believe this? [Danny shows them the dog's food dish] Somebody -tried to drug the dog. And I'd like to kill him.

Steve McGarrett:
[Danny's putting a leash on the dog] Hey, what are you doing?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What do you mean, what am I doing? CSU's on the way right now. This guy's contaminating the scene. We gotta take him with us.

Steve McGarrett:
He's not riding in the car with us.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What do you want me to do? Tie him to the bumper?

Steve McGarrett:
Can you explain to me again why I'm sitting in the back and the dog's riding shotgun?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Well, I already told you he needs the window open.

Steve McGarrett:
Oh, yes. Right. How else is he going to enjoy his tour of Waikiki?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know, for your information, dogs get car sick.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I lost the dog in the divorce. Rachel got custody of *my* dog.

Steve McGarrett:
What happened to it?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
He was old. He died in the quarantine process. Which is another reason I hate this miserable island.

[the dog barks]

Steve McGarrett:
Guess that's two of you.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[to the dog] Yeah, buddy. I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Brody Campbell:
What's your name girl?

Kono Kalakaua:
It's definitely not "girl." It's Officer Kalakaua.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Chin Ho enters] You're under arrest for sales to a Police Officer.

Brody Campbell:
Damn! I knew you were a cop!

Kono Kalakaua:
Yeah. Sure you did.

Jeff Campbell:
By the way, if you were thinking of going into your offfice, I just, a little warning. It's not a small dog, and uh, I'd watch my step.

Steve McGarrett:
He went in my office?

Jeff Campbell:
Yeah. Landmines all over the office.

Steve McGarrett:
Danny...

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm going to take him for a walk.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay, for the record, these people looked a lot scarier as heat signatures.

Dr. Max Bergman:
I would like a shrimp-flavored tofu special, please.

Kamekona:
Only thing special about that order, no one but *you* orders it.

Steve McGarrett:
Where's Dr. Yang? Where is he?

Liam Miller:
Dr. Yang's in the process of learning what it's like to be helpless.

Liam Miller:
Why don't you shoot me, Agent Morrison? I can see it in your eyes that you want to.

Steve McGarrett:
[to Dr. Yang] Hey, you hear me? You hear me? You're okay.

Liam Miller:
I'm a dead man anyway. Go ahead. Draw your weapon. Shoot me. Come on. Draw your weapon and shoot me. You'd be doing me a favor.

Steve McGarrett:
[McGarret moves towards them] You ain't getting off that easy.

Jeff Campbell:
[seeing McGarrett illegally enter a building] Did he just break in?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
He did. He does it regularly.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Alright, listen to me, alright? Tell you something, I want you to pay attention. I told you before. You gotta be careful around boys. You understand?

Grace Williams:
Danno...

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, no, no, no. Listen. You can't trust all boys. You, you just can't. They, uh, have... They have, uh...

Grace Williams:
What?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
They have motives. They got motives. Now, listen. I don't wanna- I don't wanna scare you and make you think that all boys are evil. Okay? But, this kid...

Grace Williams:
He's just a friend.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
He's evil. Alright? I said it. He's evil. Alright? You understand me? That boy's no good. Nod your head if you understand.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay. First of all, please slow down. [Steve is driving Danny's car at speed with Max in the back seat] Okay? We don't even know which way they went.

Steve McGarrett:
This road is the only way out of the marina. [He swerves in and out of traffic]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Easy. Please. Easy, Speed Racer, huh?

Dr. Max Bergman:
Actually, this vehicle was engineered to be driven in this manner.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Could you stop, Max? You're not helping!

Steve McGarrett:
Why don't you tell me what happened at the Hilton today?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Nothing happened at the Hilton.

Steve McGarrett:
Cuz you... seem upset... to me.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You became a shrink all of a sudden?

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah. And you can take a seat in the back there, uh, if you, if you'd be more comfortable lying down. Or, you can stay where you're sitting and tell me what happened cuz either way I'm gonna keep asking you, so it's up to you.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay. Sigmund. You wanna know what's bothering me?

Steve McGarrett:
[Dramatic pause while he slowly nods his head once] It's your hour.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay. I'll tell you, by the pool, there was this very, very, creepy, *creepy* child.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I mean, a real, real malcontent. Okay?

Steve McGarrett:
Mm-hmm.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
And you shoulda seen Grace. I mean, she was giggling like a school girl every time this kid opens his mouth.

Steve McGarrett:
Uh. Grace *is* a school girl.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah. And this guy's a stalker. Okay? A stalker. He fits the profile.

Steve McGarrett:
Profile?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
He called her five times in three days.

Steve McGarrett:
How do you know that?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Because I dumped her phone.

Steve McGarrett:
You dumped your kid's phone?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yes.

Steve McGarrett:
And this stalker... Ten? Is he ten years old?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Ted Bundy was ten once.

Steve McGarrett:
[Gives Danny a look] Yes, he was, Danny. Yes, he was.

Tony Archer:
Listen. Whoa. Just listen. [He and McGarrett are in a stand off on Tony's boat] I see no reason for one of us to get shot. We don't have to do this. What we should do is maybe, uh, put our little pea shooters down at the same time.

Steve McGarrett:
Oh yeah? How's that done, huh?

Tony Archer:
Uh. We'll count. One, two, three.

Steve McGarrett:
Count of three, put our guns down. Huh?

Tony Archer:
You got it.

Steve McGarrett:
You want me to start?

Tony Archer:
That would be nice.

Steve McGarrett:
Alright. One. [pause]

Tony Archer:
You're doin' good. Keep goin'.

Steve McGarrett:
Two. Three. [They lower their guns. Steve holsters his, but Tony points his at Steve]

Tony Archer:
Learned a big lesson, didn't ya, pal?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[C*cks his gun and puts it against Tony's neck from behind] Think you learned a big lesson too, ol' man. Huh?

Kono Kalakaua:
[Tony has been looking under the computer platform while Kono updates the team] Something wrong?

Tony Archer:
[disbelieving] This is a computer.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[sarcastic] Wow. That's pretty good, Detective.

Kono Kalakaua:
I'm Kono, by the way.

Tony Archer:
Anthony. [They shake hands]

Kono Kalakaua:
Pleasure to meet you.

Tony Archer:
Pleasure. [He gives her a charming smile] I hope to enhance that feeling as time goes on.

Tony Archer:
Leland's a coward. When HPD rolled up, the protesters he was with, they all linked arms and sat down. But, not this guy. He just ran.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, he ran because he had something to hide. Makes sense.

Tony Archer:
Well, you see a suspect. [shrugs] I see a coward.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
This afternoon you couldn't see anything without your glasses.

Tony Archer:
When Tony Archer promises you something, you can bet you're gonna get it... 50% of the time.

Steve McGarrett:
[Tony has just brought out pizza flown in from New York] That's a... that's a good piece of pizza right there.

Tony Archer:
No, no, no, no. See, where we come from we don't say piece. It's a slice. We call it a slice.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[waving his hand] No, don't say that. [pointing to Steve] Not domesticated. He's an animal. [Tony chuckles]

Steve McGarrett:
What do you mean, animal?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You were born an animal.

Steve McGarrett:
I'm eating pizza here. You're callin' me an animal.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You'll be an animal the rest of your life.

Tony Archer:
Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it!

Steve McGarrett:
Huh?

Tony Archer:
Lemme ask ya something. Do you two hens peck at each other like this all the time? All the time.

Steve McGarrett:
Nahh...

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah. Absolutely.

Steve McGarrett:
No. No. Well...

Tony Archer:
[to the suspect] He gave you his daughter. [angry] He gave you his daughter! [punches suspect in the face]

Bobby Raines:
BR: What's up, Honolulu? Let's light this candle. Hey, folks: welcome to the Bobby Raines Show, I am the aforementioned Bobby Raines as most of you know. Just a note, if you're going to send me fan mail, don't put your name on the front in crayon, because I'm not opening it. That's all I need to do is to find some rabbit pellets in there and I got Hantavirus: thank you. [hits button on soundboard marked "Insane Asylum"]

Bobby Raines:
BR: Five miles offshore today on the Snark Ark, because I'm not going onshore, I refuse to do it. I cannot go into the city anymore, I'm sorry. The kids in that Occupy Movement driving me absolutely crazy when I go by. [to Miles Rogers] To me, it appears to break down into two main groups, Uncle Fester. You've got the wide-eyed stoner kid who's hitting the gecko bong more frequently than one of Bob Marley's kids at a Phish concert, or else you have the disaffected rich kid who's [shouts] Gonna show my dad that I'm not part of the whole machine! You walk in his shoes, you walk in his shoes, I've just had enough!

Miles Rogers:
MR: So what are you trying to say, Bobby?

Bobby Raines:
BR: What I'm saying is its over, it's time to Zamboni off the loser ice and get these kids outta there! One man's saving the world as we know it is another man's vagrancy and at this point, I only see you as squatters who apparently don't know squat, all right? We've had enough of it, kids: time to go home now and get back in the basement, OK? And you know, they always hit me with "You don't have any compassion for the common man".

Bobby Raines:
BR: What, are you kidding me? I want to help the helpless, I don't want to help the clueless, and you have officially lapsed over into clueless, my friend. Listen: you're looking back on times that weren't even hip when they were hip. Woodstock was a mud hole with no cell coverage, all right, my man? You're a dreamer, you are a rebel without a clue, and I'm sorry to blow your mind, little Silver Surfer but guess what? It's a time in history when your mind deserves to be blown! [hits button marked "Boom": studio explodes]

Matt Williams:
[to Danny] You know what your problem is: your issue. Lack of adventurous spirit. You're a spoil sport. Am I right, Gracie?

Grace Williams:
Yeah!

Matt Williams:
We can hang out for the day and meet you for dinner. What do you think, Grace?

Grace Williams:
Mmm-hmmm.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Looking at Grace] All right. But listen, no funny stuff. No trouble, okay?

Grace Williams:
I won't.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I know you won't. I'm talking to him.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[about Matt] Well, be warned. Mr. Wallstreet has quite a personality.

Steve McGarrett:
Runs in family, huh?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Disorder. Personality disorder.

Matt Williams:
You handcuffed me to the monkey cages.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Hey. I - I was doing my job.

Matt Williams:
You were nine! What are you talking about?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
They were plastic handcuffs.

Kono Kalakaua:
My question is: if this about revenge, why not go after them? Why target their kids.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Listen to me. Who do you think you're talking to, huh? Think you're talking to one of your dopey clients. I'm your brother! You don't lie to me!

Matt Williams:
What do you want to hear? That I took the money? Fine! I took the money!

Matt Williams:
[to Danny] I think you like to be the guy that everybody thinks does everything right. But we *both* know that you make mistakes.

Matt Williams:
You gonna shoot me, Danny?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I should shoot you. You stupid son-of-a-b*tch! Laundering money for drug dealers? What the Hell's the matter with you?

Matt Williams:
This ends one of two ways, big brother. You either shoot me, or you say good bye.

Rachel Edwards:
[Danny knocks on Rachel's door] Danny. What happened?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Danny exhales] He's gone... Matty's gone... I lost him.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Hey.

Agent Edward Kipton:
Gentlemen. Special Agent Edward Kipton. This is Special Agent Adam Markowitz.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
FBI, we know. What do you want with my brother?

Agent Edward Kipton:
I'm sorry, it's an active investigation. You know how it is.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh, okay. Um... listen, we have on this island what is called... what does the Governor call it?

Steve McGarrett:
It's called "full immunity and means".

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Full immunity and means. So...

Steve McGarrett:
I'll give her a call. It's all good.

[Steve dials his phone]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Just do yourself a favor. Okay? Just tell me why you're following my brother and we don't have to do all this.

Steve McGarrett:
Governor Jameson, please.

Agent Adam Markowitz:
Right, you have the governor on speed dial?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's exactly right.

Steve McGarrett:
Hello, governor. Yes, ma'am. No, I'm standing with a couple of FBI agents here who are, uh, refusing to share information about a case.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Why are you smiling? He's not kidding. He did this to me.

[Danny learns that Matt is the target of an SEC investigation]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Let me tell you something about my brother, okay? When Rachel and I split up, all right, I took a room at a motel right down the block, because I wanted to be close to Grace, this two-star dump. My brother, every single night, he would come over with a six pack of beer and all the time in the world. Never once, not one time did I catch him looking at his watch. Okay? He just sat there and talked to me every single night. He'd fall asleep sitting up in a chair, wake up the next morning and go straight to work. Every day, okay? For six months, he did this. For six months, he talked me off the ledge. I'm telling you, I would not have gotten through that if it wasn't for him. Okay? He didn't do this.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[He's trying to convince Steve to take someone with him to Kono's wedding] Can Melissa's friend send a picture? That's all. [Steve moves his hand forward and back beside his head as if making an invisible wall, and makes a whooshing sound] What is, whoosh- what is that?

Steve McGarrett:
That's a wall of silence. I just put up a wall of silence.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh. Is that what that is? Cuz that's gonna shut me up.

Steve McGarrett:
It's gonna make you change the subject. Not gonna shut you up.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[pause] So, that's a no on the picture. Cuz sending a picture- [Steve waves his hand and makes the whooshing sound again] You've got the brain of a five year old, you know that?

Richie Malloy:
Drop the hardware. And do it slow.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Well, you see, those two actions, they don't really go together.

Steve McGarrett:
He's right. You can't- it's impossible to drop something slowly.

Steve McGarrett:
[Referring to Malloy] We underestimated him, clearly. He's not as dumb as he looks.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[to Charlie, Rachel's 3 year old son who he's just recently found out is also his] Hey, you know what? You like fire trucks. I like fire trucks. I think, I think that we are gonna be good friends.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
With all due respect, what's wrong with an old fashioned baseball game, Steve? Huh?

Steve McGarrett:
Never been to a professional baseball game.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That doesn't surprise me at all.

Steve McGarrett:
Maybe someone's trying to lead me to Wo Fat.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Maybe Wo Fat's trying to lure you.

Chin Ho Kelly:
I don't know if it's a good idea for me to come by there now.

Kono Kalakaua:
Look, if you're worried about what Uncle Kaeko will think, don't. He's the one who called.

Chin Ho Kelly:
He did?

Kono Kalakaua:
He made me promise to bring you by the house tonight. You forget he's a cop. He knows you've been coming by to see her when he's not there.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
So what'd you do? You talk it through over tea and scones? [Chin Ho chuckles]

Serpent:
I wen and met with him. And I might've brought a baseball bat. He might've fell on it a couple times but *that* is all you're going to put on me.

Aunt Mele:
It's up to you to put make this thing between Chin Ho and your uncle right.

Kono Kalakaua:
He won't even talk to me about it.

Aunt Mele:
Everything was fine between them until I got sick, and then Chin was dismissed from the force.

Kono Kalakaua:
Do you think those two things are related?

Aunt Mele:
I'm afraid to ask.

Kono Kalakaua:
I'm thinking it was Uncle who took the money from the asset forfeiture locker, and you're the one who took the fall. But what I haven't figured out yet is why.

Chin Ho Kelly:
You know what, Kono? Just drop it! Okay?

Kono Kalakaua:
[Kono suddenly stops the car] Look, don't lie to me, Chin! Not now! Am I right or am I not?

Chin Ho Kelly:
...Okay, Auntie got sick and needed a kidney. But you know how hard it is to get in the donor list for transplants here on the islands, right?

Kono Kalakaua:
Yeah, but she got a kidney.

Chin Ho Kelly:
She did. But she didn't get it the way Uncle said. Auntie would've died waiting on that list. But Uncle knew some people in China who could get her one on the black market. The thing is nobody in our family has that kind of money.

Kono Kalakaua:
Did you know he was going to take it?

Chin Ho Kelly:
No! Uncle did what he had to do.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Sometimes things aren't so simple, Kono. I promised Uncle that Auntie would be shielded from all of this. I kept my promise.

Kono Kalakaua:
When Auntie passes, you're going to tell the truth. That's what Uncle wants, isn't it?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Yeah, but what good is it gonna do? I finally found a home here with 5-0, Kono. Whatever happened - happened.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[They need to search some fish for evidence] Go ahead, babe. After you.

Steve McGarrett:
It's all you, babe. I can't get my cast wet.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's low. That's really low.

Steve McGarrett:
You see this? I'm going to put my weapon away, okay? Don't shoot me now. You shoot me, he's gonna shoot you. It's gonna be a big mess.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
This is not a hike, Steven. Your dad used to bring you up here when you were a kid?

Steve McGarrett:
Every year.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, well, that would explain a lot.

Steve McGarrett:
You can bring Gracie up here when she gets a bit older.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Listen to me, Gracie wants to go get a manicure and a pedicure, okay? She's not interested in going to look at old graffiti on rocks, okay? This is basically child abuse.

Steve McGarrett:
They're called petroglyphs, Danny. They're called petroglyphs.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That is a fancy name for graffiti etched in rocks, okay?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[to Sal Groves who was trying to evade questioning by piloting his boat away from the dock] Hands up, Ahab.

Steve McGarrett:
[Showing Danny petroglyphs on the rocks during a hike] It's pretty cool, huh? Better than a Yankees game?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Deadly serious] It's not even close to as good as a Yankees game. But... it's nice.

Kamekona:
[Flirting with a waitress] How about marticulating up the beach with me?

Kamekona:
I hope you didn't meet her online. Lots of crazy ladies online. Scary kind of crazy. Not the fun crazy.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Well, we've known each other a long time. Almost got married once.

Kamekona:
That's a different kind of crazy. But I know how it is. Love is sweeter - the second time around.

Chin Ho Kelly:
I'll keept that in mind.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
This is my point: What the perks for being a cop? Pay sucks. The hours suck. Sometime I get - no, no. Not sometimes - all the time. I get shot at all the time.

Steve McGarrett:
What are you talking about? You never - you hardly ever get shot at?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Are you making a joke?

Steve McGarrett:
When's the last time you got clipped?

Malia Waincroft:
I don't expect you to understand, Kono, but Chin and me, we have something special.

Kono Kalakaua:
Yeah? Where was that something special when he lost his badge?

Steve McGarrett:
How'd it get this far, huh? Why didn't she come to us?

Chin Ho Kelly:
I don't know what she's into. I don't know how deep she's in.

Steve McGarrett:
I don't know if I can protect her anymore! You understand that?

Chin Ho Kelly:
I know. I should have told you. I should've I'm sorry.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
You're done her, McGarret. Kono, get up.

Steve McGarrett:
Hey. Hey! She's in custody.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
No, she's mine.

Steve McGarrett:
What are you talking about she's yours? This has nothing to do with IA.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Wrong again. She's working for me.

Chin Ho Kelly:
We should have had a voice in it.

Kono Kalakaua:
Right. Just like you gave Uncle a voice in it when you took the fall for the money he stole from the forfeiture locker.

Kono Kalakaua:
Look, I don't like what he did. But I understand why he targetted me.

Chin Ho Kelly:
You don't understand! Do you know who Frank Delano's partner was when he was on the job? Do you? It was Fryer! [McGarret and Fryer enter] Delano almost took Fryer down with him when he lost his badge. Don't you get it? Fryer's using you. He's using you to get revenge.

Steve McGarrett:
...[to Fryer] That's true? Delano was your partner? [Fryer nods] You're going after your ex-partner?

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
My history with Delano has nothing to do with this.

Steve McGarrett:
This isn't about going after bad guys, okay? This is about getting even, right? You put Kono's life in danger to settle a personal score. Not just Kono's life, but an innocent civilan's who's still out there.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Let her go, Frank.

Frank Delano:
You gonna shoot me, Vince?

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Let her go! I know you don't want to do this.

Frank Delano:
You think I won't do it?

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
You don't think I won't?

Steve McGarrett:
Hey, Fryer.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Yeah?

Steve McGarrett:
Listen [McGarret punches Fryer] Nobody messes with my team.

Capt. Vincent Fryer:
Duly noted, Commander.

Jerry Ortega:
Your stolen painting is a treasure map. I'm almost sure of it. Check this out. Here's the painting as it looked when it hung in the palace shortly before it disappeared. And here is how it looked when it was recovered forty years ago. Note the tear in the canvas. Now, if you believe the pirate raid actually happened, and I think we're all on board with that now, then this damage occurred while the painting was in the hands of the crew. Obviously, it could have been an accident. But, there is also another possibility. The pirates did this on purpose. See, I'm thinking after they pillaged Oahu, something happened which forced them to hide the treasure here on the island. Maybe Harmon was after them; who knows? I think they stashed the treasure with the intention of coming back for it later. Except they didn't have time to draw a treasure map. So instead, they made this painting the map. All they had to do was pick a spot on the painting, bury the treasure there, and then mark the canvas. Pretty nifty, right? Total pirate move.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
This is like waiting in line for a Star Wars movie for you, huh?

Jerry Ortega:
Yeah. Kinda.

Lou Grover:
You do realize that this theory of yours is completely...

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Ridiculous.

Lou Grover:
Damn right. Jerry, if the painting is the map, why not just go to the museum, pull out your phone, take a picture of the damn painting?

Steve McGarrett:
He's got a point, Jerry.

Jerry Ortega:
Your ignorance is adorable.

Jerry Ortega:
Trust me. Thar be treasure in that spot. Yo ho ho.

Steve McGarrett:
Jerry, I don't mean to be rude, but do you have to work in my office, at my desk... with my stuff?

Jerry Ortega:
Not if you gave me an office.

Jerry Ortega:
So, who's gonna say it?

Steve McGarrett:
You should say it.

Jerry Ortega:
X marks the spot.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[to McGarrett] There's something wrong with you. You know that, right?

Steve McGarrett:
[Danny covers Grace's ears] What's wrong with tennis, Danny?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'll tell you what's wrong with tennis. It can be played on a table which makes it an activity not a sport. You throw the ball to me, I catch the ball. *That's* a sport. It's my duty as a father to teach my daughter the difference.

Grace:
Dad, I can still hear you.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Uncovers Grace's ears] You're not supposed to be listening to me, because you're supposed to be paying attention to football. It's a sport.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[On his phone to his ex] That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life. Violence follows me? I mean, how do you even come up with something like that. No, what happened here has nothing to with my job. In fact, it's just the opposite, okay? She *is* safe because I *am* a cop... H uh? I can't - I can't even do this right now. She'll be there in 5 minutes an officer's bringing her home. Yeah. Goodbye. [ Ends the call]

Steve McGarrett:
Can't wait to meet your ex.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah. Two of you can plan my demise.

Steve McGarrett:
You know when I was a kis, this island seemed like it was the safest place on earth.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's the great thing about being a kid, you don't know any better.

Steve McGarrett:
You could leave your door unlocked. No one would bother you. And if people had a beef, they'd settle it with their fists, not guns.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Back home, you win a fight. You go home, lock the door *twice*. Because you know someone's coming after you with a gun.

Steve McGarrett:
God.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Think maybe Hawaii's catching up with the times.

Steve McGarrett:
Maybe.

Steve McGarrett:
Let me break it down for you, okay? Kids with guns kill innocent people and cops!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Right.

Steve McGarrett:
Now that kid, maybe he's going to finish a math assignment. More likely, he's looking for another gun so he can shoot someone. Why? Because you convinently decided to forget about the law!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
He's angry because someone killed a member of his family today and he feels like if he doesn't do something about it, nobody will. So let's prove him wrong. Come on, we have a job to do.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Listen to me, you have to come with me right now, and talk to my people.

Sid:
Your people? You mean the drug dealers you ripped off when you were cop? Stay away from me! [Chin puts cuffs on Sid] What the Hell are you doing?

Chin Ho Kelly:
I'm a cop again. I was trying to cut you a break. I was trying to do things a different way. I guess I was wrong.

Steve McGarrett:
Law enforcement is Chin's family business. So when he lost his badge, he lost his family. If he wants to wear a badge, he has to be able to deal with things like this.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You weren't held as a baby, were you?

Steve McGarrett:
It's called tough love.

Steve McGarrett:
Let me ask you something. How far deep did you have to dig? I mean how much of your sould did you lose by actually appreciating me?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Uh, measuring.

Steve McGarrett:
Right. Maybe you're not alone around here as you think, Danno.

Sid:
He thought I was a gangbanger, and he let me go. What kind of cop does that?

Kono Kalakaua:
The kind that knows how to look after his family.

Sid:
...I worry about you Kono. You know those HPD guys, the ones you depend on for backup, you think they don't know who your cousin is?

Kono Kalakaua:
They're wrong about him, and so are you! He's a good man!

Sid:
Listen kid, if you want my help, you got it. But not Chin, end of story!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Three girls in the next car flirts with them. To McGarrett] Detour. I beg of you. I beg of you. [McGarret drives away] What ar you doing? Turn around!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I just got one question: What's a quarterback doing with the number fifty?

Steve McGarrett:
No. It's five - oh.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah.

Steve McGarrett:
NO, it's not fifty, it's five-oh. It's what my dad used to call our family because we weren't native Hawaiians. So he nicknamed us "Five-oh's." After the fiftyth state in the union, I don't know. I guess it was his way of making us feel like we belonged, I guess.

Kono Kalakaua:
Hmm. I like that. Five-oh.

Kono Kalakaua:
[at a high school football game] How did you miss that face mask call, ref? He only tried to gouge the kid's eyes out. You suck!

Steve McGarrett:
Ah, glad she's on our team.

Chin Ho Kelly:
No, she's just getting warmed up.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[watching an old tape of McGarrett playing football] See, now I gotta admit. That was a beautiful play.

Steve McGarrett:
Thank you.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Your dad couldn't stop screaming.

Steve McGarrett:
You were there with my dad?

Chin Ho Kelly:
[stopping the tape] Yeah. I was fresh out of the academy, he was my training officer. I'll tell you, any day that Steve McGarrett was starting at quarterback was an official day off.

Steve McGarrett:
Law enforcement is Chin's family business. So, when he lost his badge, he lost his family. If he wants to wear a badge, he has to be able to deal with things like this.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You weren't held when you were a baby, were you?

Steve McGarrett:
It's called tough love, partner.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Ah.

Steve McGarrett:
Oh and, by the way, I was held. Okay? I have photos if you want proof.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Photo shop.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Referring to a pizza restaurant that is delivering guns] This town could use a good slice. It's a shame we gotta put 'em outta business.

Steve McGarrett:
You should try Ialani's in Waikiki. They have the best ham and pineapple in the world.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh! Oh!

Steve McGarrett:
What?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Let me... explain something to you, okay? Pizza... is mutz, sauce and dough. That is it. Alright? You, uh, wanna put a pepperoni on your slice, that's fine. But, ham? Out! Fruit? Out! Okay? I don't care where we are. Pizza and pineapple do not belong in the same air space.

Steve McGarrett:
I guess you feel quite strongly about this.

Steve McGarrett:
[When Danny's cell phone rings with the Star Wars Storm Trooper theme] That's cute. Your ex get a new ring tone?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, it's... the miserable attorney. [Answers the call] Yes, Lord Vader.

Amy Hanamoa:
My husband sacrificed his life for the job, and... the way he died. I just - I need to know there's someone out there looking for the people who did that to him.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Okay, listen - there is now.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[to Cage] Okay, you know what? *This* is why everybody hates Internal Affairs. Because you are useless, not even worth it. I'm going to talk to some real cops.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Just because IA accused Meka of something, doesn't make it true.

Amy Hanamoa:
...Have you dealt with them before?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Unfortuneately, yeah.

Detective Kaleo:
You got issues, haole? Take it up with IA. Cause we got a gag order here, and around here we follow orders. Understand? [Surrepticiously flashes Danny a note]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Unfortuneately, yeah.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Yelling] Our job is to go after the suspect! Not the victim! Not the previously convicted! The suspect, Ochoa. He deal drugs and he's dangerous. That's what I'm gonna focus on, okay?

Steve McGarrett:
[Sarcastically] I am so glad you're not a hothead. I would hate to work with someone like that.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
So uh, just a question: things go bad: which one of these guys do you want?

Steve McGarrett:
I'll, uh, take the ugly one.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's good. They're both ugly.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Where is Ochoa?

Bastille:
I'm not saying a word. Not one single word.

Steve McGarrett:
You wanted to do it the hard way, you should have just said so.

Steve McGarrett:
[Bastille's on the hood of Danny's car] Just for the record, if I pulled something like this, you would be reading me the riot act on proper police procedure.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No. I'd probably just arrest you.

Steve McGarrett:
Compared to this, hanging a guy off a roof and throwing a guy in a shark tank is pretty tame.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know what? I disagree. Shark cage is way worse.

Steve McGarrett:
Whatever. You're wrong. I'm just saying, to be clear, next time I get a free pass, okay?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Eventually, he put a cloud of guilt so thick over my head, he turned my desk into a ghost town. Loneliest place on Earth is when no one believes you.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
All right, got your back now, buddy. All right?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I can give you a minute to talk to them if you want.

Sang Min:
...No. [Sniffles] I've caused my wife and son enough pain. But thank you, for keeping your word.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I appreciate you being here. I know you didn't know him.

Steve McGarrett:
I know you.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Thank you.

Amy Hanamoa:
Meka always said you were the best partner he ever had.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, for a haole, anyway.

Amy Hanamoa:
[laughs] It wasn't like that. He liked working with you because you had fresh eyes. Good instincts. And he said you were always direct with him. He trusted you with his life.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What's with the face?

Steve McGarrett:
I don't have a face.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yes, you do. You have a face, okay? I am a detective. It's what I do. I read people.

Steve McGarrett:
All right.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
And you, my friend, have a face.

Steve McGarrett:
All right. I wanna ask you something, but I know it's gonna piss you off.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Would you not always be so judgmental?

Kono Kalakaua:
Who knew you were such an art connoisseur?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Remember, coz, the best front operation is one that actually does legit business.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You look horrible, Sang Min.

Sang Min:
Been in solitary for thirty days. What's your excuse?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Uh... must be all the sunshine I'm getting on the outside.

Sang Min:
So, just you? Where's that little hottie surfer girl who set me up?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
She's busy, uh... but she did ask me to punch you in the mouth for her.

Joe White:
Jambalaya's got some kick. Try it.

[Steve samples the Jambalaya. Steve starts coughing]

Steve McGarret:
You've got a cast iron stomach. That should be weaponized.

[to Kamekona]

Steve McGarret:
You got some water in there?

Kamekona:
Sparkling or flat?

Steve McGarret:
Seriously, I can't breathe right now. Anything.

Danny 'Dan-o' Williams:
It's amazing. I mean one day you're the King of the Ocean, right? Next thing you know you are hanging from the ceiling at a museum with little children looking at your private parts.

Steve McGarret:
Yep. Kind of puts things in perspective.

Steve McGarret:
Coffee is not a relationship. It's a beverage.

Danny 'Dan-o' Williams:
That's not true. Every single relationship starts with a cup of coffee. Then it's dinner and a movie, okay? Next thing you know, you're divorced, you're moving to Hawaii so you can see your daughter every other weekend.

Steve McGarret:
You need to talk to someone professionally.

Danny 'Dan-o' Williams:
I do. You. And now the sessions over.

Ray Mapes:
Lt. Kelly, nice to see you got your badge back. Yeah, some of us weren't so lucky.

Chin Ho Kelly:
You got 10 seconds to turn around and go back to your car - Ray.

Ray Mapes:
You want me to leave, Kono?

Kono Kalukau:
No.

Frank Delano:
And uh, you used his password to get me those HPD files?... I can't decide whether that's resourceful or incredibly stupid.

Kono Kalukau:
Look Frank, you came to me for access. I got you access. Chin won't be a problem. I'll make sure of it.

Frank Delano:
You better. Your cousin starts sticking his nose where it doesn't belong, that's gonna be a problem for all of us. And I might not handle it as delicately as you.

Danny 'Dan-o' Williams:
Max, you need a hand?

Dr. Max Bergman:
Thank you. But it is against protocol for anyone but the ME to handle the remains.

Danny 'Dan-o' Williams:
NO, I don't want to help. There's actually a hand - right there [Danny points to a hand to the side] If you want to - need a hand?

Dr. Max Bergman:
Very humorous.

Joe White:
You need a paperbag or something?

Dr. Max Bergman:
Oh. I'm sorry. It's just - this place is like my Graceland.

Joe White:
Okay. But no souveinirs.

Steve McGarret:
Listen Lori, I can make the notification.

Officer Lori Weston:
Thanks, no. I need to do this on my own. It's not the first time I've had to tell a parent they've lost a child. I just hoped that I'd never have to do it again.

Kono Kalukau:
Chin, I'm not really up for a lecture right now.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Good. Cause I'm not here to give you one. I'm here to apologize. Everything you're going through right now, I've been through myself. Getting kicked off the force, dealing with disappointment, the frustration, the anger. I remember what that felt like. And I also remember that the only person who stood by me through all of it- was you. You're not alone in this, Kono. You want to talk about this, I'll be here.

[last lines]

Steve McGarret:
You never gave that video to the DOD, did you Joe?

Joe White:
...No.

Steve McGarret:
You know what? I know he was your friend, but he was *my* father. Whatever it is you're trying to protect me from I can handle it. You understand me?

Joe White:
Did you ever think that maybe you're not the only one I'm trying to protect?

Steve McGarret:
What are you talking about?

Joe White:
Risk versus reward, Steve. How much damage are you willing to do to your family - to your family's name - because whatever's on that video, it's not going to bring your father back.

Steve McGarret:
I need to know

[first lines]

Various Voices from the Beach:
What is that? Come on, get out of the water! Look out. Look behind you. It's a shark!

Elizabeth:
[screams as Aaron pops up out of the water laughing in goggles with a shark fin strapped to his head] Aaron! That wasn't funny!

Aaron:
[removing goggles] You're the only one who isn't laughing.

Lou Grover:
[investigating the death of an Elvis impersonator] Well, the King is dead. Again.

[Max and McGarrett give him strange looks]

Lou Grover:
Well, somebody had to say it. [This quote info Needs to be moved to previous episode which involves Elvis impersonator murder]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
She ditched me.

Steve McGarrett:
Please come in.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
My own daughter ditched me.

Steve McGarrett:
Huh?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
It's Halloween, we're supposed to go trick or treating. She says "Dad, is it okay if I go with my friends instead." What am I supposed to do, huh? What am I supposed to do? Say "No, I command you to spend Halloween with your father?" It doesn't sound so bad, I should have said it.

Steve McGarrett:
[Trying to get rid of Danny] Hey, want some candy?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I think it's pretty obvious what happened here. A goat did it. Case closed. We're good.

Steve McGarrett:
I just thought you and Mick were going away this week.

Doris McGarrett:
That's next week. This week he's a little busy following me around.

Steve McGarrett:
Look mom, about that, I'm sorry.

Doris McGarrett:
What kind of son hires a PI to keep tabs on his mother?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Wow. Okay, um, I'm not really getting anything from Crimson Bride, Dirty Damsel, Ivana Kiss, or any of the other ladies.

Steve McGarrett:
Ivana Kiss?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah. Her parents must be very proud.

Steve McGarrett:
Kono. The call said we got body parts.

Kono Kalakaua:
Yeah, a lot of them. Found by a couple kids in a horror campout.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
A what?

Kono Kalakaua:
It's an interactive adventure. People pay good money to spend the night outdoors while a bunch of actors in masks scare the hell out of them and chase them around.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know, a couple streets in Camden, you get the same experience free of charge.

Dr. Max Bergman:
[after giving Steve and Danny a rundown on the victims while in full costume] I am just perplexed at your apparent lack of curiosity regarding my costume.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You're wearing a costume?

Dr. Max Bergman:
Ah! There it is. A pithy retort laced with just a hint of condescension. Order is restored.

Steve McGarrett:
[after finding Max reviewing the file of his biological mother's murder] Max, uh... it's none of my business. So, forgive me, but that file that you're reading. You're not going to find your mother in there. [He points to the center of his chest] She's in here.

Catherine Rollins:
I think I'm vibrating. [Steve starts kissing her] No. I-I think I'm actually vibrating. [Catherine pulls out Steve's cellphone] There goes your day off.

Steve McGarrett:
You don't think I'm a happy person?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know - heh. You know I'm sure you have your moments. You know like when Guns and Ammo puts out their holiday gift guide, or a Rambo retrospective comes on TV. But when the Governor calls us down to the ME's on a *Saturday*, I ask you: what is it that you could be so happy about?

Mary Ann McGarrett:
Big night last night.

Catherine Rollins:
Hmm?

Mary Ann McGarrett:
Old house. Thin walls.

Catherine Rollins:
Oh God!

Mary Ann McGarrett:
Yeah. You said that a lot.

Catherine Rollins:
It's embarrassing.

Mary Ann McGarrett:
Don't sweat it. I just broke up with my boyfriend. So I plan on having a *lot* of guys over. So it'll be a fair fight.

Steve McGarrett:
You could have told this on the phone.

M.E. Max Bergman:
I don't trust phones.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Observing a suspect in a bar] Let me tell what I would like to do. If that was my daughter. I would bust every single one of his fingers - one-at-a-time.

Danny 'Danno' Williams, Steve McGarrett:
[They wath him put a pill in a woman's drink] OH!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
God. Thank you for the excuse.

Steve McGarrett:
How'd you get her to talk?

Kono Kalakaua:
Told her the dog would be put down once she went down to lock up. Promised I'd find it a home *if* she cooperated. [Steve and Chin Ho stare at her] What? It's not like it's the dog's fault.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know. It's amazing. Now she-she catches bad guys for you, and she... sleeps with you. Does she cook too?

Steve McGarrett:
Yes, she does. Great cook.

Russell Ellison:
We're running out of options. We gotta move in!

Steve McGarrett:
"We" don't have to do anything. *You* need to pull your men out so my partner and I can clean up *your* mess... Move out now. I'm not gonna tell you again!

Russell Ellison:
[to his men] Come on.

Russell Ellison:
All right. Listen, I'm man enough to know when I'm wrong. Thank you. You both have uh, great instincts. [Russell hands Danny a card] And uh, if you ever consider coming down to the private sector, you should give me call. Men with your skillsets deserve to be compensated.

Steve McGarrett:
I thank you very much. I totally agree. [Steve walks behind Russell and puts him in handcuffs]

Russell Ellison:
Whoa! What are you doing?

Steve McGarrett:
I'm getting compensation. You obstructed a criminal investiation. That is an arrestable offense.

Governor Pat Jameson:
You saved a girl's life today.

Steve McGarrett:
Just doing the job you hired me for.

Governor Pat Jameson:
Maybe so. But I made a promise to a friend. You let me keep it. Thank you.

Steve McGarrett:
Zephyr Lounge. It's a nightclub. Just sent us a link to remotely access their closed-circuit feeds.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's really good. It's impressive. Did you learn that in SEAL school?

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah, it's called using the internet. People have been doing it since the early 90s. You might have heard.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I wouldn't know. I was still playing Ms. Pac-Man.

Steve McGarrett:
Oh, yeah?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah.

Steve McGarrett:
Ever make it to double pretzel level?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Triple banana, b*tch.

Steve McGarrett:
You're a liar.

Steve McGarrett:
Take a look at Casanova over there at 6:00.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's our boy. Let me tell you what I'd like to do. If that was my daughter, I would bust every single one of his fingers one at a time.

[Jordan drops a roofie pill into the girl's drink]

Steve McGarrett, Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Oh!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
God, thank you for the excuse.

Russell Ellison:
I'm man enough to know when I'm wrong. Thank you. You both have, uh, great instincts. And if you ever consider coming down to the private sector, you should give me a call. Men with your skill sets deserve to be compensated.

Steve McGarrett:
Well, thank you very much. I totally agree.

[McGarrett starts cuffing Ellison]

Russell Ellison:
Whoa. What are you doing?

Steve McGarrett:
I'm getting compensation. You obstructed a criminal investigation. That is an arrestable offense.

Russell Ellison:
But you and I both know the charges will never stick.

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah, maybe not. But it's gonna take your firm at least twenty-four hours to get a lawyer here from Los Angeles. I'm gonna make sure that you spend that time in jail. Book him, Danno.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know, I got to be honest. Actually, I didn't mind that one.

Steve McGarrett:
Really?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah.

[pushing Ellison forward with his cane]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Move.

Lou Grover:
Brother, you're playing what we like to call military golf. Left, right, left, right...

Steve McGarrett:
What am I doing wrong?

Lou Grover:
Well, for starters, you're swinging like a gorilla.

Kathy Millford:
You must be McGarrett. I heard you didn't play well with others.

Jenna Kaye:
I'm sorry, but this matter has been classified as above your pay grade.

Steve McGarrett:
Why don't you unclassify it? And I won't even ask for a raise.

Jenna Kaye:
Would you like me to have the director call the governor to compel you to hand over the files?

Steve McGarrett:
...[Quietly] Are you threatening me?

Jenna Kaye:
I just want to know if you want to make this hard on yourself or are we gonna get along?

Kono Kalakaua:
[Enters hotel room and groans] Holy air conditioning. It's meat freezer in here.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Tourists. They come to Hawaii for the sun. They spend all their time in freezing hotel rooms.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Steve chases a suspect on foot. Danny pulls alongside on a quadrunner] Need a lift? [Steve continues to pursue] Guess that's a no.

Jenna Kaye:
You obviously already know, I'm not on an *official* assignment.

Steve McGarrett:
You're not even a field agent. You're a low level analyst. And that suit you wore this morning playing grown ups with me in my office probably cost you 2 weeks salary. I bet... I bet you've never even left your desk before.

Jenna Kaye:
You need to leave.

Steve McGarrett:
I think you've gone rogue to hunt down a man named Wo Fat. Couple months ago I met him on the 18th hole. He was playing a round of golf with the man that killed my mother. And if he's working with them, you need to tell me right now.

Kono Kalakaua:
"You don't find Johnny. He finds you."

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You're gonna quote this schmuck now?

Kono Kalakaua:
I can spoof Tiffany's cell and make it look like she's sending him a text.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Lure him here. I like it. But move over please. Because I'm gonna do this. Because it should be very filthy and you're a young lady.

Steve McGarrett:
Are you trying to tell me that Wo Fat ordered my dad's murder?

Jenna Kaye:
I believe so.

Jenna Kaye:
After 3 years of dead ends, I finally picked up a solid lead. Discovered that Wo Fat was here in Hawaii. So... I took leave from the CIA to track him down.

Steve McGarrett:
Let me ask you a question: what are you going to do when you find him?

Jenna Kaye:
Same thing you would do.

Steve McGarrett:
Wait here. [McGarret goes to his office]

Steve McGarrett:
I plan to find Wo Fat. And if he's as elusive as you're saying he is. I'm going to need all the help I can get. You and I will meet tomorrow at Onofun Noodle House - it's on Leweres. 8 PM.

Jenna Kaye:
I'll be there.

Steve McGarrett:
Be there... Oh, and Kaye?

Jenna Kaye:
Yeah?

Steve McGarrett:
We'll get along just fine.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[after Johnny shreds all 4 of his tires. Chin Ho chuckles slightly in disbelief] Did he really just do that? [During a low speed chase] Oh put him out of his misery.

Steve McGarrett:
All right. [They block Johnny's path. Johnny gets out]

Johnny D.:
Is there a problem officer?

Steve McGarrett:
What makes you think I won't kill you right here in this restaurant?

Wo Fat:
"The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out."-Old Chinese proverb.

Steve McGarrett:
[McGarret pulls out his weapon and has it aimed at Wo Fat under the table] "Say hello to my little friend." - Old American proverb.

Steve McGarrett:
What do you want?

Wo Fat:
To know the man who is trying to know me.

Steve McGarrett:
Well, what I know is that Hiro and Hesse both answer to you. Which means at the very least, you're an accomplice to my parent's murder. And at the most, you're directly responsible.

Wo Fat:
Interesting theory.

Steve McGarrett:
If that theory pans out. I promise you, I will find you, and next time - it will be on my terms.

Wo Fat:
A little friendly advice, I wouldn't dig too deeply into your family's past. You might not like what you find. [Pulls out some money] Dinner's on me.

Jenna Kaye:
[McGarrett has kicked in her motel room door] I really wish you would have knocked.

Steve McGarrett:
I did. Twice.

Steve McGarrett:
That's my father's voice recorder. How'd you get that?

Jenna Kaye:
How'd you lose it?

Steve McGarrett:
It was stolen by a local Yakuza boss.

Jenna Kaye:
Hiro Noshimuri.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay, you can stop asking me questions you know the answers to.

Steve McGarrett:
[holding a snow globe] Why would you steal this?

Johnny D.:
I always wanted to go to Paris.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[in disbelief] You...?

Steve McGarrett:
[laughs] You know what? It's a beautiful city. And if you ever make it, you should get yourself a snow globe, because this is Seattle.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
That's the Space Needle, not the Eiffel Tower, you schmuck.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
This is the CIA we are dealing with here. Okay, they wrote the book on advanced interrogation techniques which I am absolutely positive you have sitting on your bedside table right now. Okay? Just so you know, I understand. Okay, I would not mind a little one on one session with Jenna Kaye. The thought does stimulate my imagination, too.

Steve McGarrett:
Legally the CIA can only interrogate foreign nationals.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[softly] Why do you do that? I had a little fantasy worked out. I mean, you're like a devourer of dreams. You know what I mean? [He makes an eating motion with his hand while Steve sighs heavily] Like, you eat them. You're like a little pacman in cargo pants.

Steve McGarrett:
[At the scene of the victim dressed up as a super hero] Alright, let me guess. This guy thought he could fly.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Ah. A common misconception. Although Captain Fallout dons a cape, he is not capable of actual flight. Merely super human leaping abilities.

Steve McGarrett:
Max. Who's Captain Fallout?

Dr. Max Bergman:
The fearless leader of the Wonder Seven. [At Steve and Danny's blank looks, he explains] He acquired his powers when he was attacked by one of Hitler's radioactive German shepherds during the Battle of the Bulge. [Steve and Danny still show no recognition] Huh? Wow. You guys need to brush up on your classics.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, no, no. We don't need to brush up on anything. You need to bring us all back to reality, here on Earth, and answer the obvious question of why this took a dive wearing tights.

Steve McGarrett:
[Referring to Wo Fat] I got the highlights in your investigation file. He worked counter intelligence at the 6th bureau. He reached the rank of Colonel and then he suddenly disappeared, right?

Jenna Kaye:
[Chewing gum] Disappeared for years. Whatever he was doing, he must have realized that government work doesn't pay too well because when he resurfaced, he was already a major player in the criminal underworld. [She takes the gum out of her mouth and sticks it underneath the computer platform]

Steve McGarrett:
[In complete disbelief] I'm sorry, what- what'd you just do?

Jenna Kaye:
I'm sorry. What?

Steve McGarrett:
[Pointing at the computer] That. What was that?

Jenna Kaye:
Oh, you mean my gum?

Steve McGarrett:
[His eyebrows shoot up] Yeah, your gum. This is a computer. It's not your high school desk. [Waits until she removes the gum] Thank you.