Black Hearts

Roxette:
We're practically brainwashed to look for Prince Charming to come save us on his white horse so we can finally live happily ever after.

London Grant:
All I'm asking for is a soundstage big enough to fit an asteroid in it!

Roxette:
It's a tragedy about women's suffrage.

Mario:
Oh I hate men who beat their wives.

Bentley:
What, you don't like Kings of Leon anymore?

Grace Chandler:
No, I don't like you liking them. You've ruined that band for me, and you're named after a f***ing car.

Joshua Jones:
F*** me in the face, Grace.

Kat:
One time, I made banana bread for my entire yoga class and everyone just thought it was so good.

Co-dependent Greg:
Seriously, be honest with me. How's my tan?

Slightly Smarter Greg:
You know, for the season, it's good. You can work on it.

Lemley:
I've spoken with Mario, okay? It's like talking to mist.

London Grant:
Roxy, I don't want to interfere with your thing, but sometimes I think that you and I have a thing, and if you and I have a thing, what is this thing?

Lemley:
I haven't been this disrespected since I worked with Rob Schneider!