Come Away Home

Barney:
Anyone up for a game of Rummy?

Carol:
Where the hell have you two been?

Barney:
...Or maybe Solitaire.

Annie Lamm:
You find an email address written on a napkin in her pants pocket. You "A": Confront her about it. "B": Throw out the address and see if she notices. Or "C": Forget about it, you trust her."

Grandpa Donald:
What's an email?

Annie Lamm:
Grandpa!

Grandpa Donald:
OK. Ummm, "C".

Annie Lamm:
Good answer!

Annie Lamm:
Grandpa, can I drive?

Barney:
You want to get us killed, kid?

Annie Lamm:
Oh, come on.

Barney:
What if a cop sees us? Or worse, your mother?

Annie Lamm:
There are only three cops on this Island, and they play paper football all day! I can do it.

Barney:
Driving a car is a little harder than a boat, Missy. And we all know how that turned out.

Grandpa Donald:
I don't know, Annie...

Annie Lamm:
OK... I guess when I'm your age I won't be able to tell my grandkids that my Grandpa taught me how to drive. It'll just be some random boyfriend instead.

Barney:
Captain, are you crazy?

Grandpa Donald:
Oh, don't get your panties all in a bunch. Live a little.

Barney:
I'd like to live a lot, that's the problem.

Annie Lamm:
Don't worry, Barney. I'm a good driver.

Barney:
I hope they spell my name right in the obituaries.

Grandpa Donald:
...So Kennedy comes aboard the ship. He turns to me and says, "Officer, I need a guide." There I was, showing the future President around...

Barney:
Was this before or after you single-handedly foiled the bank robbery?

Grandpa Donald:
Way before. The bank robbery was in '78.

Barney:
Right, right. I've heard that one in my sleep.