Criminally Insane

Ethel Janowski:
My heart is just fine as long as my stomach is not empty.

John:
Come on Rosalie, you know that I love you.

Rosalie:
If you love me so much, how come you beat the hell out of me?

John:
Rosalie, I'm gonna tell you the truth for once, okay? You need a good beating every once in a while. All women do. And you especially. Okay?

Ethel Janowski:
[after putting her grandmother's body in a laundry bag and dragging it down the hall] Hey Granny, if you stink the worst you have to be first.