No Burgers for Bigfoot

Michael Justice:
The only color that matters is pink... because we're all pink inside.

Michael Justice:
I can't tell people I'm shooting a short... people might think I'm gonna go home and kill a midget.

Patti Swanson:
I know all about global warming... and I fully support it!

Rory Sussman:
Most films don't even get an academy award until the director dies.

Michael Justice:
[to elderly woman crying at a grave] Excuse me, ma'am. We're actually shooting a film over there and you're in our shot. Could you maybe go cry at one of the other graves?

Michael Justice:
Drink a relaxitive!

Michael Justice:
Is the plural of Bigfoot "Bigfoots" or "Bigfeet"?