Rio

Animals:
[repeated line] Let's fly!

Animals:
Natural instincts? [blows a raspberry] There's nothing natural about being thrown halfway across a room! But I'll show him!

Animals:
Maybe we could find a bus schedule or something?

Animals:
Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool!

Animals:
And you know what? I hate samba!

Animals:
Yippie-ki-yay, monkey-man!

Animals:
[breaking a stare-off] BIRDS VERSUS MONKEYS!

Animals:
Hey! that's a little too far.

Animals:
[to Blu] You think too much! Flying is not what you think up here, it's what you feel in here!

Animals:
I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never coming down!

Animals:
This is the spit!

Animals:
[last lines of the film] I LOVE YOU, RIO!

Animals:
[singing] I'm a feathery freak with a beak, a bird murderer. You think you're badder than me? I never heard o'ya!

Animals:
I'm not interested in your nicked knick-knacks. Your burgled baubles bore me.

Animals:
Love is a stupid and powerful thing

Animals:
We have two useless flightless birds.

Animals:
Stop your chirping and TALK TO ME!

Humans:
[when she realises she's standing on a float in the middle of the parade; stunned] Cheese and sprinkles...!

Humans:
But Fernando, I trusted you!

Humans:
That's my big brave boy.

Humans:
We're doomed.

Humans:
It's just like riding a snowmobile!

Humans:
Squack, squakety, squack, squack! [covers her mouth] I'm sorry. I didn't mean to curse.

Humans:
I don't understand. Silvyo was the best guard in the business

Humans:
Besides he's got Jewel.

Jewel:
Is there anything else I need to know?

Blu:
Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?!

Linda:
You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] ITS YOUR FAULT!

Tulio:
WHAT THE---

Linda:
WITH YOUR LITTLE BIRD TALK AND THAT WHOLE-- [dances like a baby mocks accent] saves the species-- WELL YOU KNOW WHAT---- SQUAK SQWAUKETY SQUWAK SQUWAK!!! [Realizes what she said; covers her mouth] I'm sorry. I didn't mean to curse.

[Jewel and Blu are running away from Nigel]

Jewel:
Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!

Blu:
Actually, there are forty species of flightless birds.

Jewel:
Duck!

Blu:
No, ducks can fly.

Jewel:
[notices a crate] No, duck!

Blu:
You see, who needs flying?

Jewel:
Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and, and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?

Blu:
Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.

Blu:
Yeah sounds great, it's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain... right?

Rafael:
Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.

Blu:
What?!

Rafael:
Don't worry, Blu! It's in you DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?

Man on glider:
No, wait! [screams] MOMMY!

Rafael:
Fun, right?

Blu:
Yeah... fun.

Mauro:
You two are coming with me.

Jewel:
In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]

Blu:
Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak. He wipes it off.] Well, that was meant for you.

Rafael:
Come on, can't we all just get along?

Mauro:
This isn't your fight, Big Nose!

[The marmosets laugh, until on bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him]

Tall Bird:
You mess with my friends, you mess with me.

Other Birds:
And us!

Pedro:
Yeah, little King Kong!

[The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]

Little Green Bird:
[panicky] I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]

Pedro:
BIRDS VERSUS MONKEYS!!!

[The birds charge in.]

Linda:
How do you know?

Fernando:
Because I'm-- I'm the one who took them.

Linda:
YOU?!

Fernando:
I didn't mean to hurt anybody....I needed the money.

Linda:
But Fernando, I trusted you!

Fernando:
I know, but-- [Before he can finish Tipa & Armando enter]

Rafael:
[flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu] Down here! Just tell her: "you have beautiful eyes".

Blu:
That's good! Great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.

Jewel:
Luiz is a bulldog?

Luiz:
Yeah you got something against dogs?

Jewel:
I do when they're drooling on me.

Luiz:
It's a medical condition!

[As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]

Jewel:
Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? Blu, what's wrong?

Blu:
Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest. I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.

Jewel:
I...

[Nico and Pedro fly down towards them]

Nico:
Hey, birds! Stop yappin' and start flappin'! Let's go!

Jewel:
I...I...I guess I thought maybe...

Blu:
What? That you...you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great! I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.

Jewel:
No, that's not what I meant.

Blu:
Look Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.

Jewel:
Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.

Pedro:
[to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel] Awkward.

Rafael:
[to Blu and Jewel] Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air. Just be completely honest with each other.

Blu:
You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba!

[Jewel and Rafael gasps & Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]

Pedro:
Hey! That's a little too far.

Nico:
Make the mean bird take it back!

Blu:
Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya! [groans] I'm tico-taco out of here.

Jewel:
[angrily] Fine! See you around, PET! [starts flying away from Blu]

Rafael:
No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end. But, you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu! Come back here, come on!

Nigel:
[catches Jewel as she is flying] Going somewhere, pretty bird?

Jewel:
Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to CLAW YOUR EYES OUT! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]

Nigel:
Temper. Temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade. And everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]

Jewel:
Let go of me!

Pedro:
[as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force] Hey! Get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]

Nico:
What are you-- on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!

Pedro:
Talons? Maybe, it's on next time.

[Nico and Pedro turn and fly away]

Pedro:
RALFIEEEE!

Nico:
Blu! Help!

Pedro:
Help!

[Cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]

Blu:
Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?

Rafael:
I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.

Blu:
But I thought you loved Carnaval.

Rafael:
I do. But I love my family much more. And that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head]

Join the party!

Love at first fight

Party fowl

1 out of every 8 Americans is afraid of flying. Most of them don't have feathers.

Linda:
You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...

Tulio:
What?

Linda:
...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.

Jewel:
[she and Blu are running away from Nigel] Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!

Blu:
Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.

Jewel:
[notices a crate] Duck!

Blu:
No, ducks can fly.

Jewel:
No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]

Rafael:
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival] Blu! Blu! We found her!

Pedro:
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.

Rafael:
Come on!

Blu:
Let's go get Jewel.