Judge Wallace P. Grindstump:
Congratulations, Captain Threepwood. It appears that you have successfully gotten yourself out from under your various civil charges.
Guybrush Threepwood:
Shiver me timbers, Stumpy. I guess I'll be going now.
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump:
Hold on, what's this? There appears to be a *criminal* charge on the other side of this blasted paper.
Guybrush Threepwood:
Huh? Assault with molten nacho cheese isn't criminal? What else is there?
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump:
The "creation, incubation, dissemination, proliferation and mastication of a Pox or Pox-like affliction". A class one felonious act here on Flotsam. [Crowd murmurs]
Guybrush Threepwood:
Oh, grog nuts!
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump:
How do you plead?
Guybrush Threepwood:
Not guilty!
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump:
On what grounds?
Guybrush Threepwood:
There is no Pox! Everyone's just got the mumps.
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump:
Does this LOOK like the mumps to you, sonny jim? [coughs]
Guybrush Threepwood:
Er... I may have aided in its creation, incubation, dissemination and proliferation, but mastication? That doesn't even make sense!
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump:
[Upset] Are you suggestioning that this court doesn't know the meaning of the words it uses?
Guybrush Threepwood:
Um... no.
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump:
Good!
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