The Women's Club

Patrick:
Take care of her, she's a classic.

Vallet:
Yeah. A classic piece of junk.

Patrick:
I gotta split man. C-I-A-O.

Carlos:
C-I-A-O? What the hell's that?

Patrick:
Ciao!

[leaves]

Carlos:
Ciao? C-H-O-W. The guy's a writer and he can't even spell.

Carlos:
You got some balls!

Patrick:
Genes, Carl.

Carlos:
What's so great about your jeans?

Woman:
Patrick, did you know that most presidents cheat on their wives?

Patrick:
Well, I know they've been screwing over the American public for quite a while.

Cali:
Why don't you just bring the phone to bed so that we can screw and make script changes at the same time?