Think Like a Man

Cedric:
What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

Cedric:
Mike, how old is your mom?

Michael:
What?

Cedric:
I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!

Lauren:
There is no such thing as a perfect man.

Mya:
I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.

Zeke:
Really?

Mya:
Really

Zeke:
Seriously?

Mya:
Yes. No he didn't...

Zeke:
Gotcha...

Mya:
Babe I got us lattes... be right back

Alex:
I'll be right here

Mya:
Oh, you were an animal last night! So babe, was thinking we could go our first real date?

Alex:
Yeah, babe, we should do that...

Mya:
Alex... no he didn't... he took my coffee?

Jeremy:
I want to be your wife and I want you to be my husband... so bad... so... Will you marry me?

Michael:
Just don't want a relationship based on lies...

Cedric:
That's marriage.