22 Jump Street

22 Jump Street

Although they made their way through high school successfully, an investigation at a local college brings big changes for undercover officers Jenko (Channing Tatum) and Schmidt (Jonah Hill). When Jenko meets a kindred spirit on the football team and Schmidt infiltrates the bohemian art-major scene, both men begin to question their partnership. Not only do they have to crack the case, but now the two overgrown adolescents must learn how to behave like adults.

Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Production: Sony Pictures
  7 wins & 24 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
71
Rotten Tomatoes:
85%
R
Year:
2014
112
$154,295,930
Website
10,939 Views

Captain Dickson:
Gentlemen, you're not gonna sit here [places pistol down on desk] & pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.

Jenko:
[confused] What the f*** is going on?

Captain Dickson:
[turns picture frame on desk around, revealing a photo of Maya] *This* is what the f*** is going on!

Jenko:
[looks at the picture confused, looks at Schmidt, then back at the picture as he realizes] OH SH*T! Oh Sh*t! [laughs hysterically at Schmidt] Oh sh*t! No! That is not happening right now! [exits office] No! [to coworkers, exchanging high fives] Hey ya'll he's f***ing the captain's daughter! Yo! Oh my F***!

Captain Dickson:
[as Jenko is laughing outside office, to Schmidt] Every time, he says that sh*t? That's another foot in your ass!

Jenko:
[outside office] Schmidt! You clearly... yo, this is the best thing ever! [laughing] Schmidt f***ed the captain's daughter! [sing-song] Schmidt f***ed the captain's daughter! Schmidt f***ed the captain's daughter!

Jenko:
[re-enters office] Sh*t! F***! [to Schmidt] You f***ed Captain Dickson's daughter? Captain? What the f***, you bragged to him to his face! To his actual face, the captain, do you understand that *this face* [pointing to Captain Dickson's angry face] right here! You bragged to that face!

Jenko:
[to Captain Dickson] You actually high-fived Schmidt for f***ing your daughter? Holy Sh*t! Oh my God, this is...

Captain Dickson:
[picks pistol up and places it back on the desk, with the barrel facing Jenko]

Jenko:
[composing himself] It's really not that funny.


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