2 Days in the Valley

Allan Hopper:
How can you take this loser's word? You can't believe him!

Teddy Peppers:
I'll take his word over yours. It's been my experience, more often than not, that a loser has more honor than a winner.

Lee Woods:
You have one minute to decide the rest of your life.

Detective Creighton:
I know we're Valley detectives so we're not all that bright, but how stupid does he think we are?

Dosmo Pizzo:
You better tell him I'm not f***ing around, Susan.

Susan Parish:
He's not f***ing around.

Allan Hopper:
You know, I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I was raised in a trailer park. My father abandoned us, and my mother couldn't even afford to send us to college. Now, I may be an a**hole, but I've worked hard to become one.

Wes Taylor:
Alvin, can I ask you a question?

Alvin Strayer:
I hate it when people ask if they can ask a question. Just ask it!

Alvin Strayer:
F***in' Hack!