3 Idiots

Rancho:
Aal izz well.

Rancho:

Rancho:
[Rancho mimicking Virus]Life is a race.. If you don't run fast.. You will be like a broken anda (egg) like the gangu bird...

Rancho:
[To Professor] Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch ()

Rancho:
Kiss ho nahi paati yaar... naak beech me aa jaati hai.

Rancho:
Main apko engineering nahi padha raha tha sir, woh to aap mujhse jyada aacha jante hain. Main to apko yeh padha raha tha ... ki padhate kaise hain..

Rancho:
Ehh, Punsukh Wangdu.

Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi):
Fullll connection hai baba...

Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi):
Dono taange tudawa kar apne pairo par khada hona sikha hai sir, badi mushkil se aaya hai yeh attitude, nahi hoga sir. Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye, main apna attitude rakh leta hoon.

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan):
Badi duvidha thi, Dost ko sambhaltay ya dost ki Maa kay aansu pochtay, phir humne socha hatao yaar mater paneer pay concentrate karo

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan):
Human behaviour ke baare me uss din humne kuch jaana, Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai.

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan):
Baba ranchoddas sahi kehte the... Baccha kabil bano kabil.. Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan):
Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success (Chateur) will follow, pants down!"

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan):
[narration] I've always been a law abiding citizen. But in the last 24 hours, I grounded an airplane, nearly flushed someone's remains down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. All for Rancho. He would've done the same for any of us, too, like stealing a copy of the final exam that was designed for Raju's failure.

Virus (Bomman Irani):
Shave karani hai? (nahi Sir) then "Get Lost..!"

Virus (Bomman Irani):
Everything is fair in Love and War, and this is World War... 3!

Chatur:
(Rancho replaced a few words in the speech, which made the speech hilarious.)

Chatur:
(After Farting) I didn't do it. Rajuuuu...

Chatur:
A for Apple, B for Ball...

Chatur:
Definition of a machine - A machine is any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained, and by means of which force and motion may be transmitted and modified, as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc, especially, a construction more or less complex, consisting of a combination of moving parts or simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams, etc.

Raju Rastogi's Mother:
Atayees (28) ki hogayi hai Kammo, Maruti 800 mangtay hain Dahej main, aray tu padhega likhega nahi to shadi kaisi hogi iski,

Raju Rastogi's Mother:
(Bhindi lenge) pata hai tujhe, bhindi barah rupay kilo ho gayi hai aur gobi dass ki, loot machi hai saray desh mai. ....

Raju Rastogi's Mother:
(Paneer lenge)...Paneer to beta kuch dinou mai itti itti thailiyoun mai Sonaar ki dukan pay bikegi....

Raju Rastogi's Mother:
Inki Eczema ki cream bhi ab pachpan (55) rupay ki aati hai.

Raju Rastogi's Mother:
Ajeeb desh hai hamari. Pijja 30 minute may aane ki guarantee hai.

Raju Rastogi's Mother:
eeske liye aaur koi haat dhund lena gadhe

Raju Rastogi's Mother:
Tumhe mere papase kya problem hai

Do not see the time but gives a lot of things to show!

Ranchoddas Chhachad - Aamir Khan:
Aal izz well.

Ranchoddas Chhachad - Aamir Khan:
Beta kabil bano kabil, Kamyabi to sali jhak mar ke tumhare piche ayegi..

Ranchoddas Chhachad - Aamir Khan:
Ehh, Phunsukh Wangdu.