[While playing golf, Ula has ripped the stitches over a shark bite on his waist]
You think you can stitch me up tonight after I get back from surfing?
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
I wouldn't surf with a bleeding wound like that. You might attract a shark or something.
What's wrong with that, cuz? Sharks are naturally peaceful.
Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut anyway?
A shark bit me.
Nice! Go smoke another one, bro!
Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!
Note the intense overreaction. That's the 'roids talking. Douglas, once again, off the juice.
It'th not juice! It'th a protein shake!
[Henry sticks a tooth pick in Lucy's waffle house]
Here, you should try this out. Put this here. Swivelly door. Waffleonians can come in and out now.
Oh, are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers all over someone else's food?
Uh, no, I'm from this country. [pause] Were you gonna eat that?
Tom lost part of his brain in a hunting accident. His memory only lasts ten seconds.
Ten Second Tom:
I was in an accident? That's terrible.
Don't worry, you're totally gonna get over it in about three seconds.
Ten Second Tom:
Get over it? I mean, what happened? Did I get shot in the brain... Hi. I'm Tom.
[begging Marlin to let Henry see Lucy and apologize after she ate at the diner] I don't want it to end like this.
Yeah, well, it's gonna end like this!
[Doug runs to beat up Henry but then Henry holds him down]
Calm down, little fella!
Okay I'm calm!
I coulda whooped his ass, Daddy but this gravel - I swipped on it and fell.
Then maybe you need to do a little bit more butt flexes.
Cheap shot, Dad.
[Henry has just said "I Do" in his commitment to Lucy on the tape.]
Really? Even though in like 10-15 years, she could like posssibly lets herself go and then like sex could like be nauseating for you.
What are you, nuts? Your wife's right over there.
[Ula faces his insulted, obese wife, whom flips him off in retaliation.]
I'm just kidding, Mumu.
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