Laurel-Hardy Murder Case

Oliver:
Where were you born?

Stanley:
I don't know.

Oliver:
Fancy not knowing where you were born!

Stanley:
Well, I was too young to remember.

Oliver:
Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?

Stanley:
Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?

Oliver:
Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?

Stanley:
No. He fell through a trap door and broke his neck.

Oliver:
Was he building a house?

Stanley:
No, they were hanging him.

Stanley:
Three million dollars! Is that as much as a thousand?

Oliver:
Why, man alive! It's TWICE as much!

Stanley:
Gee whiz!