Genre: Adventure, Sci-Fi
Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Runtime: 1166 minutes
Star Wars meets Wagon Train as a futuristic flotilla of ragtag explorers search for a mysterious savior planet known only as "Earth," while being pursued by the dreaded Cylons (cybernetic tin-can baddies with vocal patterns that closely resemble a Speak & Spell game). This theatrical feature culled from the first and fourth episodes of the fondly remembered TV show is hilariously dated (the preponderance of polyester outfits and astrology motifs have the unfortunate effect of making the future look like an giant interstellar singles bar), but that only adds to the retro charm. An irresistibly cheesy blast from the past for Gen-X nostalgia-hounds, with impressive visuals by effects legend John Dykstra and a special appearance by teenybopper guru Rick Springfield. --Andrew Wright
That woman is a member of the Etori sect amongst the Geminese. They don't believe in physical contact between genders, except when sacntified by the priest during High Worship of the Sun Storm, which comes once only every seven years!
No wonder those little buggers are such good card players.
Welcome, Baltar. I have grave news. A handful of Colonials prevail, but we will soon find them.
What of our bargain? My colony was to be spared!
I now alter the bargain.
How can you change one side of a bargain?
When there is no other side. You have missed the entire point of the war.
But I have no ambitions against you!
Could you think me so foolish as to trust a man who would see his own race destroyed?
Not destroyed, subjugated, under me.
There can be no survivors. So long as one human remains alive, the Alliance is threatened.
Surely you don't mean me?
We thank you for your help, Baltar. Your time is at an end.
No! You can't! You still need meAAAAAAARRRRGHHH!
I had this, uh, wonderful speech all prepared --
About this being your last night here? About possibly not seeing another night as beautiful as this one, or another girl as beautiful as I am, ever again?
Yeah, well, that speech is a little better than the one I had. Would you mind if I borrowed it on some future occasion?
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