A Low Down Dirty Shame

Peaches Jordan:
Shame might be soft on you, but I can see through all that Maybelline. And you ain't nothin' but a gold-diggin' skank, tryin' to get a man for all he's worth. You hurt Shame again, you betta watch yo' back!

Shame:
I'll go take me a shower and pretend that I didn't wake up in The Crying Game!

Shame:
Salt-N-Pepa must had a garage sale.

Shame:
"Ooh, silk drawers and a green tie. I gotta wear these together! I hear those ladies callin' my name, 'Shame, Shame!' 'Leave me alone, stop tuggin' at my silk drawers, don't love me like you do!'

Peaches Jordan:
Are you makin' fun of me?

Shame:
Hell, yeah!

Shame:
Luis says that the white man can kiss his butt!

Shame:
Tell 'em you're friends with Al Sharpton.

Shame:
Black Power! Black Power!