A Walk on the Moon

Marty Kantrowitz:
Sometimes things happen between people that make it impossible for them to stay together.

Alison Kantrowitz:
Are you and Daddy gonna get a divorce?

Pearl Kantrowitz:
I don't know, baby. Sometimes, things happen between people that make it impossible for them to stay together.

Alison Kantrowitz:
Look, Mama, I know Daddy's a big square, but he's still Daddy!

Marty Kantrowitz:
There's no such thing as a nice sixteen year old boy.

Pearl Kantrowitz:
I went to Woodstock.

Marty Kantrowitz:
You went to Woodstock.

Pearl Kantrowitz:
Ummm...

Marty Kantrowitz:
Was it groovy?

Selma Levitsky:
So?

Lilian Kantrowitz:
No.

Selma Levitsky:
"No"? That's what I pay you for? "No"?

Lilian Kantrowitz:
The cards don't lie.

Selma Levitsky:
Maybe they're subject to interpretation.

Lilian Kantrowitz:
Does this look like a "vacation" card?

Daniel Kantrowitz:
Look, hippies.

P.A. Announcer:
The blouse man is on the premises.

Marty Kantrowitz:
Did I want a microscope?

Pearl Kantrowitz:
Once.

Daniel Kantrowitz:
Daddy, can I do "Chuck"?

Marty Kantrowitz:
No "Chuck".

Daniel Kantrowitz:
You never let me do "Chuck".

Marty Kantrowitz:
When you're married you can do "chuck".

Lilian Kantrowitz:
Do you remember when you were a little boy and you wanted to go swimming with your cousin?

Marty Kantrowitz:
Yeah - you didn't wanna let me go because...

Lilian Kantrowitz:
Because I knew something terrible was going to happen. I knew your cousin was gonna drown.

Marty Kantrowitz:
Yeah, but nothing terrible happened, Ma.

Lilian Kantrowitz:
And why is that?

Marty Kantrowitz:
Because I was careful.

Lilian Kantrowitz:
No. Why did nothing terrible happen?

Marty Kantrowitz:
We were extra careful because you told me.

Lilian Kantrowitz:
And your cousin wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for me.

Marty Kantrowitz:
What's goin' on, Ma? Who's gonna drown?

Lilian Kantrowitz:
[pause] You are.