Allison Anonymous

Scott:
Love my dear boy is nothing more than the transitional period between Vaginal and Anal Sex.

Dan:
Have you ever tried to masturbate when you have a finger for a penis? It sucks. I actually have to clip the nail.

Will:
"I'm not bitter, because I know what we had was real. And I know that in some distant time, in some distant place when we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy - remembering that Summer we spent beneath the tree.

Allison:
Holy... sh*t Will. That is a direct quote from the Notebook.

Will:
I figured it applies here too?