Bad Samaritans

Jake:
Let me tell you about a guy how, like me, didn't want to work for the rest of his life: Mark Zuckerberg. And he's the world's youngest billionaire!

Drew:
Yeah, it's amazing. The only thing you and Mark Zuckerberg have in common is that you're both a**holes!

Trainy:
[crying] I can't live like a poor person.

Drew:
Well, you could get a job.

Trainy:
[incredulous] I *have* a job, I'm a socialite. Google me.

Wendell:
I suggest you get moving, it's a 3 mile trek each way.

Trainy:
Excuse me? These are $500 pumps, made for standing and/or f***ing, not hiking.

Jake:
I'm down for whatever's the opposite of what Drew wants to do.

Drew:
Drugs are dangerous. I mean, aging of the hypothalamus, serotonin transporter damage - we could have a psychotic break, and eat each other's faces off.

Doug:
No, no, think of it as a neurological experiment, where ya know your mind unravels and then puts itself back together again, only with extra parts.

Trainy:
[after eating mushrooms] Hey you guys, if that's trash mountain, then what's that?

Hagerty:
Whoa, I wanna get naked around that. That's was a weird thought, glad I didn't say it out loud.

Trainy:
I can hear your thoughts.

Hagerty:
Wait, did you say that or think that?

[last lines]

Doug:
[thinking to himself] Oh no, I don't want Wendell hearing my thoughts!

Trainy:
Oh my God, my neither. Heh.

Hagerty:
What?