Cab Waiting

Jack Benny:
You know, I got a black eye once for kissing the bride.

Miss Mills:
Why, I thought it was customary to kiss the bride after the ceremony.

Jack Benny:
Yeah, well, this was two years after.

Jack Benny:
Say, your mother likes you, doesn't she, Gonky?

Algonquin Jones:
Oh, yes, sir.

Jack Benny:
Oh, so she's the one!