Caveman

[the Misfits are digging with sticks and their hands in a pile of foul-smelling mud looking for Ta, who seems to have disappeared]

Ta:
[re-appearing from behind a rock and pointing at the 'mud'] Doo-doo!

[Ta giggles, and the Misfits all stop and turn, staring at Ta]

Atouk:
[Angrily] Ca-ca.

Nook:
[looking with disgust at his fingers and then right into the camera] Sh*t.

[the Misfits all grab Ta and throw him into the doo-doo]

Atouk:
Zug-zug!

[last lines]

Lar:
[whispering to Gog] Atouk alounda Tala.

Atouk:
[as Bork holds up the corpse of a slain bird-like creature] Ool?

Nook:
[with modern accent] "Ool," no. Food.

Lar:
[looks to Atouk] "Fud"?

Atouk:
[not knowing what Nook is talking about] *Ool.*

[others agree:
"Ool."]

Nook:
[pointing to the campfire] That's fire.

Atouk:
[looking at Nook like he's lost a few marbles; after all, Atouk just discovered and named it!] Haraka.

[Others repeat, "Haraka". Nook puts his palm to his cheek, looking frustrated]

Atouk:
[pointing to Nook] Bobo?

Nook:
Friend.

Atouk:
"Fend"? *Bobo*!

Lar:
[slowly and exaggeratedly] Bobo.

[others repeat, "Bobo."]

Atouk:
[getting that Nook has different words, challenges him to a definition battle] "Alounda."

Nook:
"Love."

Atouk:
"Zug-zug."

[Nook pauses, looking as if at either a loss for words or for MPAA rating. Lar and others begin to chuckle triumphantly]

Nook:
[shrugging in defeat] All right... "Zug-zug."

Atouk:
[draws in the dirt a stick figure with huge breasts, representing Lana] Hmmmmm, Lana! Atouk alounda Lana.

Lar:
Nya! Lana alounda Tonda. Tonda alounda Lana.

[He draws in the dirt a stick figure with an enormous nose, representing Atouk, and points to it]

Lar:
Atouk.

[He makes a fist and shows it to Atouk]

Lar:
Tonda.

[Blowing a raspberry, he smears the Atouk figure into oblivion, then holds up his hand and lets some dirt trickle from it]

Lar:
Atouk.

[angry roar of Tyrannasaurus rex-like dinosaur]

Atouk:
Macha!

Lar:
*Macha* macha!

Lar:
Atouk, nya haraka.

Atouk:
Tonda haraka. Tonda haraka!

[Atouk's tribe goes to reclaim their fire from Tonda's tribe]

[tribe offers Lana ool for alounda]

Lana:
[refusing] Nya ool.

Atouk:
Nya ool.

Lana:
Atouk. Lana alounda Atouk.

Tala:
[looking on, angry] Lana.

Gog:
Tonda Lana?

Bork:
Lar?

Atouk:
Lar nya.

Kalta:
Nya?

Atouk:
Lar glug-glug-glug.

Kalta:
Atouk!

Bork, Kalta:
Lar!

Lana:
[caressing] Atouk.

Atouk:
Cuda. Haraka.

Kalta:
Haraka.

Lana:
Atouk...?

Kalta:
Lar.

Atouk:
Haraka! Haraka!

Lana:
[seductively] Atouk... Atouk. Atouk.

Tala:
[as Atouk returns to Lana's embrace] Lana, Lana.

Ta:
Atouk, cuda.

[others exclaiming "Lar! Cuda! Atouk? Lar!"]

Atouk:
[agreeing, gets up] Cuda. Cuda!

Lana:
Atouk.

Folg:
Cuda. Cuda!

[tribe relates to returning Atouk of Tonda's raid on their camp, stealing their ool and kidnapping their women]

Atouk:
Tonda.

Lar:
Tonda.

Atouk:
[to Gog] Lana? Tala?

Gog:
Tala. Oh, Tala.

Gog:
[growls] Tonda

Gog:
[growls as he raises his arms up higher, imitating Tonda, then sniffs his armpit] Ooh! Tonda.

Atouk:
[accepts identification] Tonda.

Lar:
[enraged] Tonda!

[Lar grabs a large branch as a weapon. Atouk holds him back, picks up a branch and a rock, then puts them together. Montage of the tribe inventing the first weapons and armor]

[first lines]

Atouk:
Macha! Macha! Macha!