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I have one more question.
What does a hostage have to do?
Then how come you need one?
Incase the cops show up!
Do I get to use a gun?
No you get to stand in front of me incase the cops use a gun.
You know why men are so lousey when it comes to taking care of babies?
They have better things to do.
Like what? Play golf and drink beer?
No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, cleaning fish. Do you know how to do that?
If you didn't have women, you wouldn't have babies, which means you wouldn't have people.
And if you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?
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