Entrei em Pânico ao Saber o que Vocês Fizeram na Sexta-feira 13 do Verão Passado Parte 2 - A Hora da Volta da Vingança dos Jogos Mortais de Halloween

Thob?o:
The funny thing is that his name was Geison, and we liked to joke with him because of Jason.

Ana:
From 'Friday the 13th'!

Thob?o:
But that night he took his revenge for all. He killed almost all of my friends.

Dr. Lumis:
And right now that I had an appointment with my patient who practice bestiality. You would not believe the fantastic stories she tells me!

Goti:
Amazing... You can have fun being a psychiatrist!

Dr. Lumis:
I remember, Goti, seven years ago, when we start your treatment, and you told me: 'I see dead people'.

Goti:
Doc, I remember that, no need to keep reminding all the time.

Dr. Lumis:
I know, Goti. I know you know. But the audience doesn't know, and need to be informed about these important facts. Thankfully I wasn't dead like Bruce Willis in that movie!

[Goti prepares a drink mixing six different types of alcoholic beverages, and is reprimanded by his psychiatrist]

Dr. Lumis:
Whoa, whoa! You will drink all this alcohol? And your medication?

[Goti shows several pills and begins to throw them in your drink]

Goti:
What medication? These? Antidepressant... Stimulants... Analgesic... I'm 25 years old and I take more medicine than my grandmother, who has Alzheimer's and Parkinson's together!

Niandra:
Well, the villain in a horror movie doesn't need a strong reason, right? In '"Scream', the murderer wanted to kill Sidney, but killed the whole town except her! Another one: 'Rob Zombie's Halloween'! A white horse? Please, give me a break!

Eliseu:
Dude, if Geison is behind me, he knows where I live!

Cleo:
And you want him to kill me?

Eliseu:
But he doesn't know your house, dammit!

Cleo:
It reminds me that movie, 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 2'. The friend invites the guy to sleep in his house, Freddy appears at night and kills the friend, right? Very nice!

Eliseu:
'A Nightmare on Elm Street 2'! I don't believe that you will use this crappy film as an example of your argument!

Cleo:
Dude, you ever notice that sequels of horror films is always a crap?

Eliseu:
It's true. That's just something to fool fools. They make the first film with all the love and affection, and Part 2 they do anyway, just to make money.

Cleo:
You're right, you're right!

Dr. Lumis:
I will not take you to Carlos Barbosa, don't even think about it! And today I have a hot date with two oriental twin sisters!

Goti:
You pervert!

Dr. Lumis:
Goti, you know I'm addicted to sex, like Michael Douglas.

Goti:
Michael Douglas doesn't have this huge belly!

Dr. Lumis:
Enough, enough of this talk!

Eliseu:
I survived a massacre seven years ago, and it gave me something good? Nothing! I can't find work. I can't sleep. Because I live stressed. I can't date women. They are afraid to go out with me!

Cleo:
Dude, you're f***ed for real!

Eliseu:
Yeah, I'm f***ed for real!

Cleo:
But Eliseu, have you ever seen a horror movie villain really die?

Eliseu:
You're right. Jason, of 'Friday the 13th', returned 12 times.

Cleo:
Wait! Whoa! He came back 11 times. In the first movie, the killer was his mother!

Eliseu:
Dude, you don't remember the end? He jumps out of the lake to catch the girl!

Cleo:
Dude, that was a hallucination!

Eliseu:
No, dude! You are a idiot! You can't read between the lines? He was there!

Cleo:
Impossible, dude! I saw the movie 28 times and it was a hallucination!

Eliseu:
It was him, dude! They do this already thinking in a sequel!

Cleo:
But it was a hallucination of the girl, dude, think a little!

Eliseu:
It was him, I'm sure!

Cleo:
You want to bet it was hallucination?

Eliseu:
It was him, he jumps out of the lake!

Cleo:
She was hallucinating, dude! Think a little, dude!

[Cleo answers the phone and talks to his girlfriend]

Cleo:
Hi. No chance, no chance. Tonight I can't. It will not be possible. Sorry. Oh, honey... A big, big problem. A friend of mine invited himself to sleep here tonight. Yes, today, just today. I said that is not football! A friend will sleep at my house, I can't go out with you. How can I go and leave him here? Oh, stop it... You know what? If you want to talk like that, then f*** you! [He starts yelling] You b*tch, you love to argue with me, Fernanda! Damn, go f*** yourself! Nothing better to do, you whore? You will not stop arguing? You're a slut! F*** you! I no longer want to argue with you, go to hell! Go suck a dick, b*tch!

[Cleo hangs up]

Cleo:
F***, I'm in trouble, Eliseu! You ruined my sex night with Fernanda, dude! And you believe she had the courage to say that I was rude on the phone?

Eliseu:
Very unfair, huh?

Cleo:
Sure, dude!

[Ang?lica and Maia watch 'Hostel']

Maia:
I read that the only good part of this film is the end.

Dr. Lumis:
Goti, you don't say nothing to her?

Goti:
Nothing...

Dr. Lumis:
We came all the way over here and you didn't say anything to her?

Goti:
I thought it would be difficult to answer me with Eliseu's tongue into her mouth!

Eliseu:
Looks like a Rob Zombie movie, when he tries to make us feel sorry for the killer.

Goti:
But Niandra, you're looking for logic in a horror film? Think of 'Saw': Jigsaw makes those gigantic traps, occupying several rooms, and everything always works right!

Eliseu:
This is your last mistake, Geison! I'll blow your head off! And you know that a head shot can kill even Michael Myers!

Eliseu:
[to Geison] You don't have any creativity! You're wearing the clothes of the murderer of 'Scream', that mediocre movie! At least create a mask for you.