For Your Consideration

Corey Taft:
In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale.

Corey Taft:
Question: Do I look like I have Indian blood?

Pam Campanella:
Not at a...

Corey Taft:
Question: Would it surprise you to learn that I am 1/8th Mighty Choctaw?

Pam Campanella:
It woul...

Corey Taft:
Question: Would it astound you to learn that here on the set, I am Corey Taft, but when I'm at home, I'm Jo-Jo?

Corey Taft:
Don't make assumptions about the talent. Don't assume the talent can hear well.

Chuck Porter:
Marilyn Hack and trash, what a juxtaposition.

Lane Iverson:
You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.

Chuck Porter:
You know what they say about blind prostitutes?

Chuck Porter:
You have to hand it to them!

Martin Gibb:
All I'm saying is, have it there, have it there, don't shove it down people's throat. I don't run around going, "I'm a gentile, look at my foreskin!" I don't shove it down your throat, because I don't care.

Chuck Porter:
Now I know what it feels like to stare down into the Grand Canyon.

Callie Webb:
[during her "No Penis Intended" comedy routine after the nominations] Yes, I suppose I'll forgive him... in HELL! HA HA HA HA! [laughs maniacally]

Whitney Taylor Brown:
[everyone around her is arguing] Well what about me?

Marilyn Hack:
Is that my sweet Rachel's voice I heard? Or am I just goin' meshuga?

Mary Pat Hooligan:
Dying is easy. Playing a lesbian is hard.

Jay Berman:
I love that you did all this work, and it'll serve you well - but not on this movie.

Whitney Taylor Brown:
What if we do a, uh, a different holiday around the table, Easter, and just focus on the rabbit?

Whitney Taylor Brown:
Someone's killed their children and made them into cookies, and I want to go see that.

Corey Taft:
The internet... is that the one with the e-mail?

Pam Campanella:
What does a producer do?

Whitney Taylor Brown:
Well, as... as my assistant Lincoln can tell you, there's a lot of telephone calls and... you know, lots of getting out the wallet. And paying for sometimes ridiculous things, like... like snacks.