Ghost Hunters

Brian Harnois:
Dude, run!

Jason Hawes:
When in doubt, get the Hell out.

Steve Gonsalves:
[about wearing a "Dude, run!" hat] How can you take something so negative and celebrate it?

Brian Harnois:
Do you have a catch phrase?

[repeated line]

Grant Wilson:
What the frig?

Grant Wilson:
It's you, you stupid cat. Your nose whistles.

Donna LaCroix:
Jason is like a brother to me... A very mean brother.

[Directed to spirits that may be present]

Brian Harnois:
Is there anybody that would like to play with us tonight?

[Upon realizing what he had just said]

Brian Harnois:
That sounded all kinds of wrong.

[repeated line of overreaction]

Brian Harnois:
What the hell was that, dude?

[Said at the end of most episodes]

Jason Hawes:
On to the next.

Grant Wilson:
[after pulling back a toilet, revealing the sewage drain] Well, that smells devine.

Grant Wilson:
Why don't you show you have a sensitive side?

Jason Hawes:
Why don't you show you have a *rugged* side?

Jason Hawes:
Man, you ran like a sissy. [to Brian after he's caught running from a possible apparition]

Jason Hawes:
[during an investigation] Hey, where's Brian Bell?

Brian Harnois:
I think he's across the street, hitting on some girls.

Grant Wilson:
WHAT!

Jason Hawes:
[to Donna about not knowing where to put the cameras] If you were Andy Andrews, he woulda said "You shoulda known better."

Steve Gonsalves:
I think any place that has a gift shop is probably not haunted.

Grant Wilson:
What the Fetch?

Dave Tango:
I'm back in here because I want to see it for myself. I want to see something happen. Something to prove to me that... you know... this isn't all in vain.

Steve Gonsalves:
Tango, don't let it discourage you. That's what happens to a lot of researchers, is they'll go at it for 3, 4, 5 years and never experience anything and then they just give up. Like I had one experience when I was 16, in a cemetery, probably not another one for 4, 5 years, but I kept going out every weekend. And just... you'll eventually experience something, and it's worth it - all the time and effort.

Dave Tango:
Ghost hunting is patience, it's... all patience.

Steve Gonsalves:
Well you've come a long way, that's for sure. You know... I remember you were running around that basement in Jersey thinking everything was a ghost; every smell was a phantom smell. And, in a short 5, 6 months, you've come into a top-quality, TAPS-standard paranormal investigator.

Dave Tango:
I'm savoring everything, that's what I think it is. I'm just... listening, learning. I don't play. This isn't just a ride for me. I'm not taking everything for granted. You guys gave me the change to prove myself. I'll be doing this for the rest of my life. I know I will. It's something I love to do. Just like you, this is my passion.

Brian Harnois:
If there is a presence in this room, what is your name? Are you an army officer? I demand you to show yourself, or hit Steve.

Grant Wilson:
[about paranormal investigation] What happens to someone perfectly normal, to make them go doing this for so long and with such a conviction for the truth? What would make someone take that much time from their family and their job, that much money from their family to pursue something like this, if he didn't believe in it?