The thing about you kids is that you're all kind of insensitive. I'm glad I grew up when I did 'cause your parents were too perfect at parenting- all that baby Mozart and Dan Zanes songs; you're just so sincere and interested in things! There's a confidence in you guys that's horrifying. You're all ADD and carpal tunnel. You wouldn't know agoraphobia if it bit you in the ass, and it makes you mean. You say things to someone like me who's older and smarter with this light air... I'm freaked out by you kids. I hope I die before I end up meeting one of you in a job interview.
Wish it wasn't too late to get my medical degree.
It's not too late.
I'd be over 50 by the time I graduated.
What is it? Four years, right?
Yeah, but I know myself. I'd procrastinate, take time off. Eight years at best. Who's gonna hire a 49... Let's just call it 50. A 50-year-old vet?
I'm confused. Are you going to vet school or regular medical school?
We're not really even dating... and we're seeing other people. I'm not seeing anyone...
Neither am I!... But I want to.
I don't know! Anyone. I'm doing nothing, I'm not tied to anyone. How many times do we have to go over it. Jesus! I should be with a divorced 38 year old who has teenage kids and low expectations about life. I don't wanna f***ing do this anymore. God!
[Florence slowly walks out and slams door]
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