Bryce Dawson:
Well, you look like big girls! Can't you read my sign? [Referring to the one on the front door]
Sprite #1:
'Welcome.'
Bryce Dawson:
Well, thanks! But we're not interested.
Sprite #1:
But everyone else on the street is buying them! It's for a good cause.
Bryce Dawson:
Oh, so you're selling conformity, along with toxic sugar treats. Well, did you know that Wood Sprites can trace back their insidious origins back to Lord Baden Powell, who was not only a neo-Fascist, but was also an infamous advocate of apartheid?
Sprite #1:
[Befuddled] What?
Bryce Dawson:
[Waving cynically at the mother] Yeah, ask your mom. And tell her you just have to peddle your little boxes of bigotry... elsewhere. Nighty night!
Sprite #1:
[Turns away crying] Mom, what's apartheid?
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