Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy is a 2014 American comedic science-fiction film based on the Marvel Comics superhero team of the same name.

Director(s): James Gunn
Production: Walt Disney Pictures
  Nominated for 2 Oscars. Another 52 wins & 99 nominations.
 
IMDB:
8.1
Metacritic:
76
Rotten Tomatoes:
91%
PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Year:
2014
120
$270,592,504
Website
6,873 Views

Gamora:
We have to stop Ronan.

Rocket Raccoon:
How?

Peter Quill:
I have a plan.

Rocket Raccoon:
You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.

Peter Quill:
I'm not copying you, I have a plan - that's not that unique of a thing to say.

Rocket Raccoon:
And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan.

Peter Quill:
I have... part of a plan.

Drax the Destroyer:
What percentage of a plan do you have?

Gamora:
You don't get to ask after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!

Drax the Destroyer:
I just saved Quill!

Peter Quill:
We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!

Drax the Destroyer:
When did we establish that?

Peter Quill:
Like three seconds ago!

Drax the Destroyer:
Well, I wasn't listening then. I was thinking of something else.

Gamora:
[frustrated.] Oh!

Rocket Raccoon:
[to Drax.] She's right, you don't get a opinion. [to Quill.] What percentage?

Peter Quill:
I dunno... Twelve percent?

Rocket Raccoon:
Twelve percent? [Rocket breaks into raucous laughter]

Peter Quill:
That's a fake laugh.

Rocket Raccoon:
It's real!

Peter Quill:
Totally fake!

Rocket Raccoon:
That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!

Gamora:
It's barely a concept.

Peter Quill:
You're taking their side?

Groot:
I am Groot.

Rocket Raccoon:
So what, "It's better than eleven percent!" What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Peter Quill:
[To Groot] Thank you Groot! Thank you! See? Groot is the only one of you who has a clue. [Groot starts eating leaf on his shoulder]

Rocket:
If we're gonna get outta here, we gonna need to get into that watch tower, and to do that, I'm gonna need a few things. The guards wear security bands to control their ins and outs. I need one.

Gamora:
Leave it to me.

Rocket:
That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg.

Quill:
His leg?

Rocket:
Yeah. God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless.

Quill:
... All right.

Rocket:
And finally, on the wall back there is a black panel. Blinky yellow light. You see it?

Quill:
Yeah.

Rocket:
There's a quarnex battery behind it. Purplish box. Green wires. To get into that watch tower, I definitely need it.

Gamora:
How are we supposed to do that?

Rocket:
Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade.

Gamora:
[Groot starts walking toward the panel] You must be joking.

Rocket:
No, I really heard they find you attractive.

Quill:
Look. It's 20 feet up in the air and it's in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison. It's impossible to get up there without being seen.

Rocket:
I got one plan, and that plan requires this frickin' quarnex battery, so FIGURE IT OUT!!! [Groot removes the panel, which hits a passing inmate on the head and knocks him out] Can I get back to it? Thanks. [Drax spots Groot trying to remove the battery] Now, this is important. Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode. Once we have it, we gotta move quickly, so you definitely need to get that last. [Groot removes the battery, setting off the alarms] ... Or we could just get it first and improvise.

Gamora:
I'll get the armband.

Quill:
Leg.

[Star-Lord notices Groot, Rocket and Drax fighting in the bar]

Quill:
Oh, no.

[He and Gamora step into the bar as the brawling continues; Gamora pulls Drax off of Groot]

Gamora:
Stop it!

[Rocket aims his rifle at Drax, but before he can fire, Star-Lord steps in to break it up]

Quill:
Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?!

Drax:
This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!

Rocket:
That is true!

Drax:
He has no respect!

Rocket:
That is also true!

Quill:
HOLD ON! HOLD ON!

Rocket:
[Groot rubs his sore jaw, breathing fire] Keep callin' me "vermin", tough guy! You just wanna laugh at me, like everyone else!

Quill:
Rocket, you're drunk. All right? No one's laughing at you.

Rocket:
He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! [Crying] Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over, and turned into some... some little monster!

Quill:
Rocket, no one's calling you a monster.

Rocket:
[Points at Drax] He called me "vermin"! She [Gamora] called me "rodent"! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots through your FRICKIN' FACE! [Draws his rifle at Drax]

Quill:
No, no, no, no! FOUR BILLION UNITS!!! Rocket! Come on, man! Hey, suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich!

[After an uneasy silence]

Rocket:
[He finally lowers his rifle] Fine. But I can't promise when all this is over, I'm not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.

Quill:
See?! [turning to Drax and Gamora] That's exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, you're already trying to kill them!

Drax:
We have traveled halfway across the quadrant...And Ronan is no closer to being dead.

Star-Lord:
[Drax turns around and storms off] Drax!

Gamora:
Let him go. We don't need him.

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