Happy Holidays

Clarissa Ryder:
Who wants some California bud?

John Maher:
Remember those things at the gas stations with the wrappers... I'm gonna get some pizza. You have cash right?

Margaret:
Stingy Bastard

Clarissa Ryder:
Margaret, Margaret. You are going to LOVE California. I mean you can get burritos at like 3 o'clock in the morning. And the other week I met this guy...

Margaret:
What about Thomas?

Clarissa Ryder:
Thomas is broken. I mean we're broken up. I mean, sh*t, I don't even know what I'm saying.

John Maher:
What kind of toppings do you guys want?

Clarissa Ryder:
Extra Cheese!

John Maher:
F*** yeah.

Clarissa Ryder:
What's this?

Thomas Levy:
I was only trying to help...

Clarissa Ryder:
Don't. I don't need your help. I don't need anybody's... You know what here. Take it. I'm leaving.

Thomas Levy:
...You didn't leave.

Clarissa Ryder:
I'm going to. Give me a minute.

Lindsey/Britney:
These Jeans are Designer!

Clarissa Ryder:
We broke up... two days ago.

Charles Edmund:
No way. I thought you guys were in love and sh*t.

Thomas Levy:
Close up on the sexiest artist in history!

Clarissa Ryder:
If it wasn't for my art, none of this would be happening!

Thomas Levy:
So, now that the holiday season's almost over, you can leave your high school f*** buddy and go back to your millionaire in California. Lucky you.

Veronica Ryder:
You know, you went to California to be a painter. Maybe I shouldn't have let you go. But you kept bringing home all these rewards and everything kept saying how good you were... what did you bring home this time? NOTHING! Do us all a favor and make the right choice for once!

Margaret:
So... how do you like DC?

Charles Edmund:
Huh? Oh, it's alright.

Margaret:
Have you ever been here before?

Charles Edmund:
Yeah, my family took me here a few years back. We went to all those boring museum's and sh*t.

Margaret:
Huh.

Thomas Levy:
What are you doing here?

Clarissa Ryder:
Oh... you know... just inspecting the parking lot! Nice... nice and solid.

Clarissa Ryder:
I'm making tacos for dinner.

Veronica Ryder:
I thought you hated Mexican.

Clarissa Ryder:
There's this really great taqueria right down the street from where we live. Sells three dollar burritos and it's open 24 hours a day!

Veronica Ryder:
Oh. You must not live in a very nice part of town then.