Ho! Ho! Ho!

Johnny:
Listen, listen, listen, listen. Okay. Okay, we're here all by ourselves. We're unsupervised, huh? We got all this space. We got a ward full of horny patients. We could bring Alexis and all her friends down here. We could... we could call them specialty nurses! Yeah! I mean the girls could actually take care of all those horny patients and we could be getting extra money for Christmas and you could be getting all that money more so that you could go back east!

William:
You... you... you want me to bring in hookers? Into the hospital?

Johnny:
No, no, no, not hookers! No, no. No, no. Think, uh, think of them... think of them as looooove nurses!