Identity Thief

Identity Thief

Identity Thief is a 2013 American comedy film directed by Seth Gordon, written by Craig Mazin, and starring Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy. The film tells a story about a man (Bateman) whose identity is stolen by a woman (McCarthy). Despite negative critical reception, the film was a commercial success, grossing over $174 million worldwide on a $35 million budget.

Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Stars: Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy, Jon Favreau, Amanda Peet
Production: Universal Pictures
  1 win & 9 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
35
Rotten Tomatoes:
19%
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Year:
2013
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$134,455,175
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Is this the face of a thief?
Is this the face of a sucker?
She's having the time of his life

Bartender:
These aren't your friends. They like you because you're buying them drinks. People like you don't have friends.

Diana:
I just want to be upfront and say I visually enjoy you.

Sandy Patterson:
Do you know what a sociopath is?

Diana:
Do they like ribs?

Sandy Patterson:
Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?

Sandy Patterson:
You're diabolical.

Diana:
Thank you.

Sandy Patterson:
That's not a compliment.

Diana:
I know.

Sandy Patterson:
I said no jewelry.

Diana:
Oh, were you serious?

Sandy Patterson:
Yeah.

Diana:
You've got to work on your tone.

Diana:
Dawn Budgie... That's a terrible f***ing name.

Julian:
[having just been shot] You know what, you're crazy!

Skiptracer:
Yep. Diagnosed and everything.

Diana:
Ya lookin' for these? You're not gonna find 'em, stupid. See ya, Sandy!

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